Kevin goes looking for sexy fun in the woods, but it turns out the woods are full of murder. Veronica's mom calls her "thirsty" and we question that word choice. And Archie gets his football buddies together for a an extremely heterosexual shirtless, hooded video shoot. 

Pop's is in danger of closing, Juggie's dad is in danger of a long prison sentence, Betty is in danger of a harsh read from her mom. Drink a milkshake, it'll be ok. 

Season 2 is here! Daddy's home, Cheryl's slightly singed, and the Pussycats are giving us llfe (1 of 9, to be exact). Welcome back to nostalgic murder town!

It's the Season 1 finale! All the OTPs are in effect - Archie and Veronica! Betty and Jughead! Cheryl and an icy river! 

Cheryl taps a maple tree, Archie becomes a paid escort, there's a lot of businesstalk and Rose and Ryan grapple with how the hell anyone can talk about Glee. 

Riverdale buries Jason Blossom and every one (except Veronica, maybe) is a total creep about it. Also Rose learned to manage her compressor settings and bring you a smoother sound mix, you are welcome. 

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