Pretty Much Experts

Heres a fresh one! Mike and Skyler talk about Mikes grandma and how she let them get away with murder plus a bunch of great shitty job stories. Perfect for wasting away an hour of lockdown.

Thank you Bike Thiefs! Such a rad intro, couldn't be more stoked

The world is ending, just accept it and lets make the most of it. This week the Experts talk about what the NEED to do before the end. Obviously Taco Bell obviously. For the first time ever (this is not a call in show) we got a caller from friend of the show H-Bomb.

Send thanks and nudes to Bike Thiefs, their intro riff is a banger

Another week of lockdown down! The experts bring each other up to speed on how to pass the time and get ahead.

Thank you Bike Thiefs for the sweet jams!

"I've been addicted to adventure my whole life"

This week the Experts talk Tiger King and the wonderful world of Joe Exotic. This is the quarantine show we have all been waiting for so buckle up. Also for sure Carol is guilty. Never been more sure of anything in my life.

Thank you Bike Thiefs for the slick intro, send them nudes and buy their merch!

Forget Corona, RJ has TB or AIDS or some nonsense. He hilariously casually brings up some SHOCKING symptoms to the amusement of everyone. After that life and death discussion, The Experts talk about Voyeur from Netflix, a doc about a creepy dude that bought a hotel for the sole reason of cutting holes in wall and watching people bang.

Don't cut holes in walls but DO send nudes to Bike Thiefs and thank them for the ripper of an intro

Week one of lockdown and you're having a hard go?! How 'bout Mike lives in a van and has been in lockdown for the better part of two years! This week he's got some hot tips and mostly swear filled rants. Also, should you get vegetables while grocery shopping? (NO) Do you need a generator? (NO) Is your job essential? (NO)

Thank you Bike Thiefs for the intro! Support them during these hard times by listening to them on Spotify and sending them nudes

Want to actually enjoy your quarantine? Stop eating toilet paper and watch Carts of Darkness on youtube. Wow. What a middle of the night find that really points out everything you are doing wrong in life. Do I need this house? No. I can live in a tree outside a liquor store. Do I need friends and family? No. I can hang out and drink beer on a wet mattress in the woods. Do I need hobbies? Hell NO. I can ride a shopping cart down Mountain Highway (and with the right weight) push 70-72 mph.

Thank you Bike Thiefs for the banger intro!

Welcome aboard Bike Thiefs!!! Toronto punk band and friends of the show are letting us use one of their slick tracks as a new intro/outro and we're stoked to team up. Check out the song "Third Wife" and a bunch of other bangers on Spotify. They are also playing Pouzza Fest in Montreal this May, so if you make it out say hi for us. Otherwise, this show is full of gripes on Hortons, Twitch, aggressive roommates, spitting on people and throwing garbage at them, and how we need more virus's.

Thanks again Bike Theifs! The new intro is a banger

This week we talk skateboard and punk rock legend Duane Peters - how he kind of made a path doing whatever he wanted and somehow lived to tell about it. Thanks for listening

Music by Frontline Fiesta

Who likes dating stories? Especially ones that end with RJ being embarrassed and then double end with Mike topping and confirming his place as the worse date ever. The experts also exchange gripes and rip on Tim Hortons as usual, thanks for listening.

Also thank you as always to Frontline Fiesta for the sick jams