Chapters 14 & 15 of Pride and Prejudice: Lit Edition. Collins grinds on and on to anyone who will listen while the younger Bs freak over a sexy nu hunk on the scene.

Special thanks to my guest writer for this episode, Calum Fuller, who contributed to the adaptation of chapter 14.

Chapters 12 & 13 of Pride and Prejudice: Lit Edition. Darcy ices Liz and Jane right outta dodge and Billy ‘The Boy’ Collins head king godboy crashes dinner with an eye on getting lucky.

Special thanks to my guest writer for this episode, Tom Bown, who adapted Mr Collins’ letter.

Chapters 10 & 11 of Pride and Prejudice: Lit Edition. Caroline bare grates up on Big D’s nerves while T-Bone has a nap n Liz dodges Darce’s mind bullets like she’s in the goddamn matrix.

Chapters 8 & 9 of Pride and Prejudice: Lit Edition. Louisa and Caroline throw bare shade enough they’re finna conjure a rift, then Queen B steps in it with Darcy. FML.

Chapter 7 of Pride and Prejudice: Lit Edition, with extended discussion. Mama Bear cooks up a plot to incept the Netherfield champ but it spirals. Jane gets super wet in a literal way get your head out of the gutter and Lizzie gets dirty seriously come on be decent there are kids here.

Chapters 5 & 6 of Pride and Prejudice: Lit Edition. The sisters and co dish about the boys and throw shapes at Lucas Lodge and Mary is a straight up embarrassment who needs to just stop.

Chapters 3 & 4 of Pride and Prejudice: Lit Edition. Bingley spin dashes to London Town to pick up his crew for the rager while the girls get some q hang time going. Darcy swipes left on Lizzie.

Chapters 1 & 2 of Pride and Prejudice: Lit Edition. Mrs Bennet gets primo aggro over some new neighbour but Mr Bennet is all like fam plz but on the dl goes to see him and when she finds out she flips bare tables.