Primary Attribute Incorporated

*Content Warning*: Discussions of torture and non-consensual medical experimentation.

The party pauses and realizes there might be some ethical issues with their master plan. Debate ensues.

Aracyne doesn't see the problem. Grickx is solutions-oriented. Vons wants to preserve his customer base. Wealthy takes a stand, and it's incredible.

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The party keeps exploring the underground settlement they've found themselves in, and ponder asking the well another question. Oh, and panic about Grickx's unconsciousness. There's also that.

Grickx uses a quill. Aracyne breaks the news. Wealthy administers first aid. Vons finds a tasty snack.

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We take a moment to dive inside Grickx's mind in a special episode! He's going to solve his own insanity, brought on by his psychic contact with the Corruption, or die trying. Hahaha, the CK wouldn't actually kill him if he died in his mind, right?

...Right?

Grickx irrigates some dirt. The CK gives at least one confusing lore dump. Vons, Aracyne, and Wealthy all hang out off-camera playing cards or something.

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The party heads out from the hidden village to recover their satellite lab teammates and get down to studying the Corruption. It's just a few days travel through the woods. Surely nothing interesting or unexpected will happen. What is this, some sort of collaborative improvised narrative?

Grickx wells well enough. Vons gets annoyed at an interruption. Aracyne opens a door in a really cool way. Wealthy takes charge.

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The party spends some time exploring the village nestled away in the narrows, hidden from the Corruption that roams the earth. It's a chance to tell stories, trade information, and finally find someone as grossed out by the idea of eating insects as Erin is.

Wealthy cooks an onion. Vons gets an F in basic physics. Aracyne knows politics ain't easy. Grickx shares a sobering maintenance report.

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The party has been safely guided by Jelsum Squab to a hidden village in the woods that has somehow survived the corruption all these years. Now it's time to make new friends. God help them.

Vons eyes market expansion. Aracyne has a limited social vocabulary. Grickx growls grumpily. Wealthy needs a towel.

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The party's rested up after their brush with death fighting off the swarm of corrupted creatures that nearly discovered their base. Now they go to keep an appointment, and see if perhaps they aren't so alone on the ground after all.

Please welcome our special guest, Mikey Neumann! He's hella cool and you're all going to have a great time with him this episode. We know we did recording it. :D

Vons violates a burn ban. Aracyne has a type. Wealthy gets guts everywhere. Grickx discovers what's more valuable than gold. Jelsum is going to get everybody killed.

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The party contends with a swarm of corrupted creatures that could find their secret base any second. They review their cunning plan before bursting out into the fray to save the base and themselves. But no plan is flawless, and it looks like not everyone might be saved after all.

Um...have fun?

Grickx takes a peek. Vons gets sticky all over the place. Wealthy wields a wizard's wand. Aracyne screams.

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Our party is reunited, just in time for everything to be terrible. At least they can face it together! All they need is a cunning plan, and perhaps a new haphazard device or two...

Wealthy volunteers for a scary thing of her own volition. Aracyne gets an answer. Grickx creates a new communication protocol. Vons is back, babyee.

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The party's holed up in an extra dimensional space and has six hours to figure out what to do about the army of shadow creatures outside or they're toast.

Tick tock.

Grickx sits on a bench. Aracyne sticks an eye out. Wealthy reminds everyone she can cast more than Magic Missile. Vons gets some on-camera time!

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