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It's time for the party to head back down to the ground, and that means traveling through the maintenance tunnels and caverns below the city to reach a teleportation circle. The real question is: how many Arx-OSHA noncompliance tickets will they file before they get there?

Vons takes decisive action. Jyessi does a press-up. Wealthy flaps her hands. Grickx is a chill dude.

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It's time for our 2023 (Winter) Solstice Special! The party's been cursed with some last-minute gift shopping, and things quickly get even more complicated than the usual weighing of potential jail time versus your child's disappointment as you knife fight over the last Playstation.

Grickx ruminates on loofahs. Vons engages in some 1st grade science. Jyessi points at a child. Wealthy does some flashy baking.

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The party encounters a prospective member! Will they recruit this new person? Or will the episode be a shaggy dog story? Ooh, the fake suspense!

Grickx designs a game. Wealthy makes some space. Vons struggles with personal bias. Jyessi corrals children.

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It's time for the party to engage in everyone's favorite activity: mourning! They're going to throw a wake for Aracyne. And read the letters she wrote them in case of her death. Cheerfulness all around!

Vons goes climbing. Grickx works the room. Wealthy gets support from an unlikely source.

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P.S. Ian feels the need to let y'all know the title is referencing this song by Radical Face: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR3AvvGr28Q

The party watches to see if even more familicide is in the cards tonight, conducts a cover up, raids a place for documents, and tries to do some emotional processing. Big night!

Vons goes through someone's bag. Grickx provides an excellent Acting. Wealthy endorses a statement.

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The aftermath of the shipyard battle is a giant tangled mess, and it's up to our party to help detangle it. Or make the snarl worse. One of the two. There's no way Inspector Pearl will regret letting them get involved.

Grickx is difficult. Vons assumes a certain kind of relationship. Wealthy gives a much-needed hug.

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The party's back together as Wealthy and Grickx return to the secret shipyard to save Vons, who's a little tied up at the moment. An altercation ensues. Illusions abound, missiles are magic'ed, and Vons pursues an old lady. No, not that kind of pursue.

Grickx ramps up. Vons has fun with foam. Wealthy makes an unfortunate discovery.

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Wealthy and Grickx are cold and lost, and Vons is held captive by some truly awful people. They need to find a way out of their dire predicaments, and that might require some drastic measures.

Grickx knows what a creek is like. Wealthy relinquishes legal authority. Vons calls on a friend.

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Shit gets real.

Aracyne challenges authority. Grickx practices poor fire safety. Vons makes a pamphlet. Wealthy takes a leap of faith.

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The party wakes up to find the Arx abandoned and slowly falling to the ground. It's not ideal! So they set forth to fix things and get the Arx back to normal, with the help of the most magical substance of all.

Grickx laps up some milk. Wealthy gardens aggressively. Aracyne has an Entrapment moment. Vons blows someone's mind.

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