Primary Attribute Incorporated

The party ventures out to explore the island and check for any Corruption presence along the way. Treacherous terrain, strange animals, and mysteries await!

Jyessi runs book club. Wealthy backs away from feathers. Vons tries to save versus hug. Grickx spots something with the setting sun's last light.

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The party's defeated the kraken, but they're not safe yet. The ship is taking on water as the storm continues to hammer away. Will they manage to save the ship? Or do they get to figure out just how long they can swim?

Vons feels the pressure. Jyessi finds a perfect match. Grickx pitches. Wealthy is a beacon of hope.

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(The cast has had a lot of Life Stuff happen all at once recently, which has affected our recording schedule. So no standard episode this week, though fear not, those will be back soon! Instead we offer some fine, fine bonus content for your listening pleasure.)

Once upon a time, an old elvish man with a very sharp mind and very poor relationship-building skills gave his granddaughter an assignment to compare two books. As he did, the universe tipped slightly, causing a single ball-bearing to roll off of that plane of reality, tumble through the endless void, and reappear at a very different time and place, where it promptly hit a certain Castle Keeper in the head. This inspired that CK to be a super-nerd, and actually write these in-universe books. Back in the original universe the process by which the books were filled was invisible, except maybe to the gods, or a creature named Gex. He's odd like that.

Now you can benefit from the CK's nerdery by enjoying the texts of two in-universe books, "The Aean Logbook" and "Kylandril: A Primer and Survey." The information in both has been underpinning the party's decisions for a while, and now you get the full context. There's tales of derring-do, weird date systems, societal division, and footnotes! Something for everyone. Probably.

We hope you enjoy!

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The party battles a kraken on the high seas! Dives are done dramatically, swashes are buckled, and ships are battered and broken. Also: cephalopod snuggles!

The Great Squirrello gets caught up in personal problems. Wealthy makes an opening. Vons practices proper potion safety. Jyessi wrangles a rodeo stunt. Grickx does some cetacean creatin'.

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The party arrives and Harper's Fleet and tries to negotiate passage to Aea. Their great and fearless leader pops in to help.

Jyessi leaves her sea legs in her other pants. Grickx does a polar bear swim. Wealthy tangles with her old nemesis, gravity. Vons tries to make calamari. Squirrello regards fish with appropriate suspicion.

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The party goes off to find Harper's Fleet. They just have to take care of a few things before they leave. It goes about as smoothly as it does for most of us.

Vons packs magic snacks. Grickx is ready to goooooo. Wealthy gets a health check. Jyessi's just so excited to be here.

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The party engages in some pharmaceutical testing. Or they will, if they can find their way back to base. Orienteering is hard!

Vons causes immeasurable sadness. Grickx ruins a door. Wealthy turns down a prime offer. Jyessi hears something coming.

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The party works on plans for a new base and attempts to subdue a dangerous corrupted creature caught in their cunning trap. There's daring! There's danger! There's logistics!

Jyessi uses a specialty tool. Grickx ties the knot. Wealthy suffers the Air Bud precedent. Vons makes draft picks.

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The party made it down to the ground, and now it's time to do research! And learn what the ocean smells like!

Jyessi takes in the view. Grickx offers a ride. Wealthy doesn't think through all the angles. Vons feels secure.

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The party's beat up as hell, Grickx is a popsicle, and they're not sure what to do next. But there's a shiny object nearby! They should look at that.

Grickx takes a deal. Wealthy finally uses her history lessons. Jyessi sets some boundaries. Vons doesn't learn.

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