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- 162 – Urning It
The party in the prime universe is struggling to figure out what to do next to get Wealthy back. Meanwhile, in the double-prime universe Wealthy debates the best convenience store snacks and goes on a road trip. Clearly she's in grave danger!
Grickx engages in nontraditional spellcasting. Vons philosophizes about himself. Jyessi teaches zoology. Wealthy combusts.
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1 hr 26 min - 161 – Rosetta Vons
The party's still split across the planes, desperately trying to get Wealthy home. Vons, Grickx,and Jyessi dig around for a solution. Meanwhile, Wealthy gets in some light cardio.
Jyessi says the magic words. Vons communicates, in theory. Grickx finds a new shiny. Wealthy visits a park.
Want more background on the setting of Wealthy's current adventures? Check out our 2022 Halloween Special here: https://primaryattribute.com/podcast/sa004-halloween-special-2022/
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1 hr 21 min - 160 – Man Hook Hand Car Door
The majority of the party brings the fight with the ooze monster to a shocking conclusion. Meanwhile, Wealthy goes to a diner.
Vons is unstuck in time. Grickx isn't tired. Wealthy becomes a metalhead. Jyessi climbs a tree.
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1 hr 10 min - 159 – Ain’t Nothing Wrong With Quantum Leap
The fight with the terrifying tentacled ooze monster continues to continue, despite everyone's best efforts. Meanwhile, Wealthy goes on a fun road trip.
Wealthy casts a new spell. Grickx gets tricky. Vons makes like a tree. Jyessi does what Jyessis do best.
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1 hr 10 min - 158 – He’s Gorgeous, Thank You
The majority of the party continues the fight against a powerful monster made of ooze and demon skeletons. It goes *really* well for everyone. Wealthy learns more about the plane she’s found herself in.
Jyessi gets vacuum sealed. Vons observes. Grickx gets into the swing of things. Wealthy sees a friend.
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1 hr 13 min - 157 – The Hearing of My Heart
The party's separated, one stranded on another plane as the other three hunt down a dangerous monster as part of a deal to save her. It's hard to tell which is more dangerous: a giant terrifying shapeshifting ooze monster or the emotional minefield of waking up in a strange universe where you're vividly confronted with the ghost of past tragedy.
I might go for the giant ooze monster, honestly.
Jyessi looks at a blade of grass. Grickx fist bumps. Vons climbs a tree. Wealthy joins a call.
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P.S. The title of this week's episode is sourced from the poem "Lady Lazarus" by Sylvia Plath.
1 hr 12 min - 156 – Pure Psychic Humming
The party ventures further into this magma-filled cave, finding piles of gold and treasure out in the open for the taking. Sitting above it all, however, is a truly gorgeous urn. They should check it out...
Grickx hums. Wealthy lays down in a field. Jyessi wields a dagger. Vons distrusts physical currency.
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1 hr 15 min - 155 – It Was Definitely Ween
In their quest to rid Wealthy of the creature infesting her bloodstream, the party ventures into a mysterious cave near the abandoned village. Fun fact: the ominous glow at the bottom of the stairs? Not just mood lighting!
Wealthy snuffs someone out. Jyessi stomps on her shield. Vons goes inside the minimum safe distance. Grickx shows that chaos beats flame.
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1 hr 6 min - 154 – Contract Law Simulator 2024
Wealthy stomps off into the swamp, leaving the rest of the party behind still asleep in their bedrolls. It's the middle of the night, and she's following people with torches, strange robes, and animal skull masks. I bet they're going to have a killer LAN party! Probably going to play Halo and everything! I know *I'm* jealous.
Wealthy finally lets someone in. Jyessi cuts deep. Vons nabs a strange sample. Grickx uses the highly advanced technology of fire.
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1 hr 36 min - 153 – Finely Feathered Friend
The party settles down for an evening in the abandoned village and tries to get some sleep. They're shortly disturbed by creaking noises out in the dark. Let's investigate, gang!
Grickx coos comfortingly. Jyessi shares her nickname. Vons makes cookies. Wealthy is led into temptation.
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About Primary Attribute Incorporated
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Primary Attribute is a Castles & Crusades actual play podcast where our cast unravels the mysteries of Arx Moltimus, a mountain fortress that contains the last surviving city, as it flies through…
the sky above a world consumed by a supernatural corruption and attempts to hold out for just a little longer. Battles are fought, romances blossom, secrets are uncovered, and city infrastructure is maintained against all odds.