Primary Attribute Incorporated

Welcome, new listeners! This is the start of a new arc and we've done our best to include recaps and extra context so you can jump on here without needing to archive binge. We hope you enjoy the ride.

The party makes it back to the Arx after a slightly wonky teleport, and it's time to figure out what's happened there in the three months since they went to the ground. They head for the Fermenting Fox, Vons's brewery, to catch up. Hey, why does everyone look so sad?

Vons reunites with his sister. Grickx goes for a quick run. Gatsby gets a new nickname. Steamboat Willie confuses people. Wealthy smells something pleasant. Jyessi gets snuggles <3.

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As the party heads back to the Arx, they also level up! In this episode, we go through new hit die, spells, and abilities, with lots of tangents along the way. We hope you enjoy it, and please come back next week for the start of a new arc!

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It's time for our 2024 Solstice Special, everyone! This year, we join Wealthy as she heads back to her childhood home for the holiday with family and friends. She's not feeling the spirit of the season, but maybe with a little help from her friends (and a touch of magic) the solstice spirit can bloom anew.

Wealthy vows revenge. Steamboat Willie thinks information is ethically neutral. Jyessi lifts, bro. Vons explores novel methods of snow redistribution. Grickx deals with broken glass. Gatsby is a good match.

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P.S. On January 8th we'll be starting our next arc as something like a new "season," with a few short primers and extra efforts made to help people who haven't listened before get into the story. Our goal is to make episode 179 a point for new people to hop on, so we hope you enjoy it and share it with anyone you think might like the podcast!

The party's tried their experimental cure on one subject, and now it's time to see how well it works on Shad. Fingers crossed.

Jyessi keeps a watchful eye. Vons eats nachos. Grickx counts the seconds. Wealthy remembers her training. Gatsby and Steamboat Willie observe.

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The party makes it back to the lab and it's time to do research! Half the party immediately decides research is Not For Them and wanders off to do something else.

Steamboat Willie explains what's in a name. Gatsby gets under under someone's skin. Jyessi has a discrete locker room conversation. Vons does Science! Wealthy also does Science! Grickx does Even More Science!

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The party sets out to thoroughly explore the valley, and they find a long-forgotten place.

Wealthy uses her GE credits. Steamboat Willie doesn't need directions. Green Day Vons looks behind something. Grickx interprets. Jyessi makes connections.

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It's spooky season once again, and that means it's time for our Halloween special! The party finds themselves not where they're supposed to be, with their bodies transformed. The solution? Candy!

Grickx summons a horde. Jyessi makes people uncomfortable with basic facts. Wealthy sees a picture. Vons weaponizes water.

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The party's finally made it to their goal: a hidden valley teeming with bee colonies, where they can get the honey they desperately need for their attempts to cure the Corruption. They just need to find a way inside.

Steamboat Willie gets +2 to Cool. Jyessi pokes at something with a stick. Wealthy is driven mad by mysteries. Grickx throws a rock. Green Day Vons proposes a practical method of finding traps.

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The party approaches the temple in Eddaru looking for answers (and maybe snacks). All they have to do is ask the right questions.

Green Day Vons finds something familiar. Jyessi has a nervous breakdown. Grickx demands a simple answer. Steamboat Willie is presumably present. Wealthy takes charge and it rules.

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The party has to take out the roc before it makes off with Wealthy in its clutches!

Jyessi takes a dust bath. Green Day Vons is thirsty. Grickx gives someone a ride. Steamboat Willie throws his sword. Wealthy hits 0% charge.

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