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The party meets with Those of the High Mountains, a mysterious rock construct built by The Great Wizard Dave. They grill it for information about its creator, and it is very straightforward and helpful and not evasive at all.

Grickx clarifies. Cool Vons waves hello. Steamboat Willie conducts a chill hang. Original Recipe Vons brews a concoction cornucopia. Jyessi asks probing questions. Wealthy plays it cool.

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It's time for some upgrades! The party picks out new gear in preparation for their long delve to the core. Will they pick wisely?

Jyessi's heart protects her. Original Recipe Vons learns how to make a hole. Steamboat Willie puts on a dance belt. Cool Vons gets ready to be the coolest kind of sneaky. Wealthy chooses the weirdest potion. Grickx is all natural, baby.

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The party circles up and decides which big world-ending problem they want to address first. Or maybe they can Have It All and fix everything at once? Dare to dream!

Cool Vons aspires to an archetype. Jyessi keeps the peace. Wealthy praises someone's utility. Grickx packs light. Original Recipe Vons believes in getting support where you can.

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The party re-enacts Stand By Me and goes through the woods to see a dead body.

Cool Vons knows a great shortcut. Wealthy attempts a daring rescue. Original Recipe Vons shows normal climbing is a sucker's game. Grickx knows safety is an illusion. Jyessi has maxed out Visual Calculus.

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The party makes plans to go dramatically rescue Wealthy. Meanwhile, Wealthy quietly gets a bite to eat elsewhere on the Arx.

Cool Vons swallows his terror. Wealthy covers things up. Vons delineates creatures and ingredients. Steamboat Willie remains unconscious. Jyessi calls in backup. Grickx has a schedule to keep.

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We interrupt your regularly-scheduled programming to find out: What did Jyessi, Original Recipe Vons, and Grickx get up to while Wealthy and co. were out in the storm? It couldn't have been nearly as nuts as everything outside. They probably partook in only the finest art and educational activities, edifying themselves as they waited patiently for the all clear.

Jyessi breaks genre conventions. Vons offers to steal a child. Grickx floods a living room.

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We discover the aftermath of the bloody battle. It's fine. Everything's fine. Definitely. Yep. It has to be. Right?

Wealthy's fate is revealed. Cool Vons travels there and back again. Steamboat Willie channels a sack of potatoes. Everyone is very patient with the POV split, and the CK is very grateful.

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Hey everyone, there's no new episode this week! We had some scheduling snafus and weren't able to record as originally planned. However, this just means you have some free time to get in touch with us for our 200th episode! Give us your questions, your comments, your praise, your good-natured teasing! You can write to us at [email protected], or head to our website where you can use the Send Us A Rat link to submit via a rat-tastic form.

If you're craving something to listen to this week, might we recommend our backlog? If you're new, episode 179 - Bad News Beers or episode 001 - Civil Service for Fun and Profit are a great place to start off. If you're a seasoned adventurer, you could revisit some of our favorites, such as:

Thanks for being such great listeners, and we look forward to seeing you next week.

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The fight with the Emissary of the Corruption charges towards its exciting conclusion! The party does their best to Just Say No to dying, even as they're already beaten, bloody, and exhausted. Their dedication is admirable. But dedication doesn't guarantee results.

Steamboat Willie powders his snout. Cool Vons has an exit plan. Aramythe takes a second look. Wealthy loses control.

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Negotiations have broken down, mostly due to fireballs. The Corruption takes exception to this behavior and makes its displeasure known.

Wealthy goes airborne. Cool Vons gets tactical. Steamboat Willie renounces his privilege. Jyessi, Grickx, and Prime Vons probably have a very nice time off-camera.

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