Primary Attribute Incorporated

We reach the thrilling conclusion of Triassic Playland! The party's really throwing their own spin on the story, and they decide to try a novel approach to solving their problems: shotguns.

Vons reconsiders pet ownership. Grickx wears many hats. Jyessi shows the difference between a park ranger and an Arx ranger. Wealthy stands alone under a streetlamp.

Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

P.S. Regular episodes resume next week!

The party heads out into Triassic Playland for a sedate tour in state of the art EVs. All everyone needs for the day to go well is for the electricity to stay on and, preferably, for the weather to stay nice! Wait, what are those ominous clouds doing on the horizon?

Grickx throws off the chains of fate. Wealthy gets double-lost. Jyessi pokes shit. Vons toys with something heavy.

Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

P.S. Scheduling note for those wondering: There's one more part to Triassic Playland after this and then we'll be back to our main campaign!

We had a player down so it's time for an acting. Welcome to...Triassic Playland! As you can tell by the title, it's even *more* majestic than the original. Strap in as everyone gets to pet the dinosaurs and have a nice time. Definitely that.

Wealthy glistens sexily. Grickx threatens a child. Jyessi's ovaries explode. Gex revisits a fan favorite role.

Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

Everyone levels up to 11! Spells are chosen, hit dice are rolled, and a lot of wandering conversation is had along the way.

Heads up that this level up session is extremely meandering! If you'd rather just get a short summary of people's level up choices, we'll be sure to quickly go over everything at the start of our next proper PA episode. :)

Ian reads spells from ancient tomes. Adam considers Vons's different elements. Erin recalls The Lore. Whit tricks out Steamboat's ride.

Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party convenes the leadership of the Arx Council to report their findings. It's time to make a tough decision: where's the best place to park.

Jyessi makes a friend out of a coworker. Wealdroa desires a deep dive. Steamboat Willie readies to rebuild. Cool Ranch Vons is overcome with wanderlust. Grickx brings his engineering prowess to the fore. OG Vons knows that when everyone's falling, it's good to be in the glue business.

Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party's quieted down the city's core for now, and they even all lived to tell the tale. Unfortunately, being alive means they now have to do things like "make decisions" and "plan." Eugh. Maybe getting microwaved by magic would have been better.

Cool Vons plays "what's that smell?" Steamboat Willie tries to keep a friend out of trouble. Jyessi wants to know what's in a name. Wealdroa turns down valuable building materials. Grickx does a heroic level of peer review. OG Vons has a revelation.

Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party is going to get this core locked down or die trying. Let's see which one they go with.

Cool Vons has that mid-air energy. Jyessi ponders reaction intensity. Wealdroa warms up. Grickx drives the magic bus.

Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

P.S. The diagram mentioned in our episode is up on the site for your viewing pleasure! Check it out at https://primaryattribute.com/core-concepts-maps/

The core proves resistant to the party's attempts to fix it, but they won't let a little magical bolt of energy here and there get them down! Unless it kills them. I guess they'd be pretty down if that happened.

Best not to get hit, then. Easy!

Jyessi slices and dices. Cool Vons does a flip. Grickx gives clear instructions. Wealdroa gets a little hug.

Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

P.S. Would you like some clarification on how the core is laid out? We got you! See this post on our site: https://primaryattribute.com/core-concepts-maps/

Into the core! It's finally time to see the heart of the Arx, and what can be done to maintain it. It probably just needs a little spackle and some fresh paint, right? Maybe a dusting?

Grickx faces his greatest maintenance challenge yet. Wealdroa and gravity duel once again. Cool Vons bodyguards. Jyessi makes a breakthrough.

Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

After finding out that The Great Wizard Dave has come down with a rather nasty case of skeleton-itis, the party gets ready to wreck his graduation orb. And possibly steal his bones. No respect, these people.

Wealdroa tries to resist peer pressure. Cool Vons infodumps. Grickx makes sure there's no pressure, man. Jyessi cuts the Davian knot. Steamboat Willie's cool out here. Original Recipe Vons sprays his sticky stuff all over everyone.

Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com