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It's time for the party to dramatically lean over a map, point at things, and make strategic choices about where to assign their tactical resources. Because what are the friends you made along the way, if not ablative armor and/or cannon fodder? I mean, uh, loyal battlefield allies! Yes. That.

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It's time for one last level up before landing this thing! Everyone grows immeasurably in power, by which I mean incrementally and in a way defined by exact numbers. Basically the same thing. Also, potions are distributed the PCs, as well as the general populace. Because SOCIALISM.

Grickx breaks the game. Steamboat judges air strike strategies. Jyessi's sword is more powerful than magic. Wealdroa makes their mech slippery. Nacho Cheese Vons brings out a part of himself thought long-forgotten. Cool Ranch likes to move it move it.

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The party crams in some last minute studying before the exam. And by studying, I mean pharmacological research, and by exam, I mean "holding the line against a Corrupted horde." So it's still basically the same as when you learned the entire textbook the day before your class final in college.

Jyessi remembers the forgotten. Grickx carries. Wealdroa's knowledge of coconut magic is tested. Vons does his own research.

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The second set of drills is here, and the party practices their own parts in this master plan. How well will they do when they're the grunts, not the commanders? Like, that sounds like it could be hard??

Steamboat streaks. Vons tries not to suffocate people. Wealdroa gives Joe a hard time. Jyessi hangs out with her dad. Grickx makes things spooky AND scary. Cool Ranch parkours across people.

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Drill time! It's drill time! The party drills the Arx citizenry on what to do in case of a landing during a Corruption onslaught. Will they manage to whip these folks into a focused fighting force? Or is everyone going to be goofing off while the teacher desperately tries to get their attention?

Vons hosts a foam party. Steamboat blocks, tackles, and pulleys. Wealdroa introduces mages to new ways of exploding. Grickx gives Spielberg a run for his money. Jyessi gets down to business.

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Steamboat Willie's fighting a moose! A corrupted moose! With no backup??? Everyone else scrambles to figure out a way back to help, but in the meantime we get to see how well sheer courage and audacity stack up against over 1000 lbs of raw, furious strength made flesh.

Cool Vons goes around the back. Steamboat slickens his spear. Grickx busts out the Elven. OG Vons claims ownership. Jyessi dreams of bare-knuckle boxing. Wealdroa struggles to discern between the dream and the real.

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P.S. Scheduling note: no new episode on 7/8. We'll back on 7/15!

The grand experiment has gone awry, and now the Corruption attacks our brave scientists. With birds, the deadliest weapon (and confounding factor) known to Arxkind! How are they going to manage to start a small fire under these conditions???

Steamboat uses the boost! OG Vons weighs the pros and cons of a forest fire. Jyessi finds something in her inventory. Cool Vons poses for the poster. Grickx finds what was in front of him all along. Wealdroa is in a stone box.

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It's time for a grand experiment! Can a dream fox start a fire so bright that their friends in reality can see it? Bonus question: How well can player characters handle being invisible?

Wealdroa forgets something important. Vons moves to intercept. Grickx wiggles his fingers all creepy-like. Steamboat Willie goes up, up, and away! Jyessi attempts tactical charades. Cool Ranch Vons is such a ninja, you guys.

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Vons finally revealed his terrifying dreams to the rest of the party. Now it's time to dig in and figure out how these things work and if we can use them for something cool! And let's throw in an emotional betrayal for fun.

Vons runs out of string. Grickx realizes someone missed a backstory cutscene. Jyessi goes euuuuugh. Wealdroa describes non-traditional methods of bonding.

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Did you know that sometimes people sleep? And they risk dreaming?? Every time they do it??? Today, we follow Vons in a cautionary tale about what happens when you take that risk.

Vons hates on Elvish make. Jyessi doesn't take "don't worry about it" for an answer.

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