The party goes off to find Harper's Fleet. They just have to take care of a few things before they leave. It goes about as smoothly as it does for most of us.

Vons packs magic snacks. Grickx is ready to goooooo. Wealthy gets a health check. Jyessi's just so excited to be here.

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The party engages in some pharmaceutical testing. Or they will, if they can find their way back to base. Orienteering is hard!

Vons causes immeasurable sadness. Grickx ruins a door. Wealthy turns down a prime offer. Jyessi hears something coming.

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The party works on plans for a new base and attempts to subdue a dangerous corrupted creature caught in their cunning trap. There's daring! There's danger! There's logistics!

Jyessi uses a specialty tool. Grickx ties the knot. Wealthy suffers the Air Bud precedent. Vons makes draft picks.

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The party made it down to the ground, and now it's time to do research! And learn what the ocean smells like!

Jyessi takes in the view. Grickx offers a ride. Wealthy doesn't think through all the angles. Vons feels secure.

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The party's beat up as hell, Grickx is a popsicle, and they're not sure what to do next. But there's a shiny object nearby! They should look at that.

Grickx takes a deal. Wealthy finally uses her history lessons. Jyessi sets some boundaries. Vons doesn't learn.

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It's time for the party to head back down to the ground, and that means traveling through the maintenance tunnels and caverns below the city to reach a teleportation circle. The real question is: how many Arx-OSHA noncompliance tickets will they file before they get there?

Vons takes decisive action. Jyessi does a press-up. Wealthy flaps her hands. Grickx is a chill dude.

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It's time for our 2023 (Winter) Solstice Special! The party's been cursed with some last-minute gift shopping, and things quickly get even more complicated than the usual weighing of potential jail time versus your child's disappointment as you knife fight over the last Playstation.

Grickx ruminates on loofahs. Vons engages in some 1st grade science. Jyessi points at a child. Wealthy does some flashy baking.

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The party encounters a prospective member! Will they recruit this new person? Or will the episode be a shaggy dog story? Ooh, the fake suspense!

Grickx designs a game. Wealthy makes some space. Vons struggles with personal bias. Jyessi corrals children.

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It's time for the party to engage in everyone's favorite activity: mourning! They're going to throw a wake for Aracyne. And read the letters she wrote them in case of her death. Cheerfulness all around!

Vons goes climbing. Grickx works the room. Wealthy gets support from an unlikely source.

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P.S. Ian feels the need to let y'all know the title is referencing this song by Radical Face: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR3AvvGr28Q

The party watches to see if even more familicide is in the cards tonight, conducts a cover up, raids a place for documents, and tries to do some emotional processing. Big night!

Vons goes through someone's bag. Grickx provides an excellent Acting. Wealthy endorses a statement.

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