Welcome to Xeno Attribute! It's a spinoff podcast GM'ed by Whit. With a mix of old and new players, we dive into some working-class space horror! Nothing will go wrong!

Today we meet the crew of the Martell as they're briefed on their latest job, a simple cargo run to a mining outpost in the Fomalhaut system. I'm sure it will stay simple. I'm sure nothing is going to eat our faces off.

Oz brings the banter. Dr. Rae nominally has an accent. Paul drinks a refreshing beverage. Damir gives a well-studied fist bump.

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Wealthy struggles to cast the spell that can bring her back home. The rest of the party tries to align the universe just right to make it possible. There's a surprising amount of blood involved.

Wealthy rides in a sailboat. Grickx dials interuniversally. Vons liberally applies lube. Jyessi flexes on a problem.

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In one universe, the lion's share of the party dives back into the underwater ruin and finds a promising lead. In the other, Wealthy looks inwards to have a consequential conversation.

Wealthy misses seed cake. Grickx comprehends a machine. Vons allocates scarce resources. Jyessi makes a long-distance call.

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In the prime universe, the party grapples with the consequences of Grickx opening a box. In the other universe, Wealthy tries to fight off an assassin. It's a bad day for everyone, honestly.

Wealthy tests the effects of magic on kevlar. Grickx grabs a rubber. Vons puts himself in sharp relief. Jyessi gets her gun.

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The party plunges into the ocean depths in their search for a way to get Wealthy back. Wealthy shops for tchotchkes and meets a mysterious stranger.

Wealthy remembers something. Grickx goes disco. Jyessi finds a sconce. Vons gets a pet.

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The party in the prime universe is struggling to figure out what to do next to get Wealthy back. Meanwhile, in the double-prime universe Wealthy debates the best convenience store snacks and goes on a road trip. Clearly she's in grave danger!

Grickx engages in nontraditional spellcasting. Vons philosophizes about himself. Jyessi teaches zoology. Wealthy combusts.

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The party's still split across the planes, desperately trying to get Wealthy home. Vons, Grickx,and Jyessi dig around for a solution. Meanwhile, Wealthy gets in some light cardio.

Jyessi says the magic words. Vons communicates, in theory. Grickx finds a new shiny. Wealthy visits a park.

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The majority of the party brings the fight with the ooze monster to a shocking conclusion. Meanwhile, Wealthy goes to a diner.

Vons is unstuck in time. Grickx isn't tired. Wealthy becomes a metalhead. Jyessi climbs a tree.

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The fight with the terrifying tentacled ooze monster continues to continue, despite everyone's best efforts. Meanwhile, Wealthy goes on a fun road trip.

Wealthy casts a new spell. Grickx gets tricky. Vons makes like a tree. Jyessi does what Jyessis do best.

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The majority of the party continues the fight against a powerful monster made of ooze and demon skeletons. It goes *really* well for everyone. Wealthy learns more about the plane she’s found herself in.

Jyessi gets vacuum sealed. Vons observes. Grickx gets into the swing of things. Wealthy sees a friend.

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