The party sets out to thoroughly explore the valley, and they find a long-forgotten place.

Wealthy uses her GE credits. Steamboat Willie doesn't need directions. Green Day Vons looks behind something. Grickx interprets. Jyessi makes connections.

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The crew is set to retreat to safety with the miners in tow. One of them does something incredibly stupid instead.

Paul forgets to mute his mic. Dr. Rae gets a 10 from the Russian judge. Oz wins at a crane game. Damir brings out the classroom TV cart.

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It's spooky season once again, and that means it's time for our Halloween special! The party finds themselves not where they're supposed to be, with their bodies transformed. The solution? Candy!

Grickx summons a horde. Jyessi makes people uncomfortable with basic facts. Wealthy sees a picture. Vons weaponizes water.

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The party's finally made it to their goal: a hidden valley teeming with bee colonies, where they can get the honey they desperately need for their attempts to cure the Corruption. They just need to find a way inside.

Steamboat Willie gets +2 to Cool. Jyessi pokes at something with a stick. Wealthy is driven mad by mysteries. Grickx throws a rock. Green Day Vons proposes a practical method of finding traps.

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It's on to the labs and the mining site, and the crew tries to stay sharp as the stress burrows into their minds. Much like a barnacle might burrow into their organs if they drop their guard for even a second!

Oz has a big heart. Paul makes a problem for Future Paul. Damir loses a piece of themselves. Dr. Rae gets unsettled by core samples.

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The party approaches the temple in Eddaru looking for answers (and maybe snacks). All they have to do is ask the right questions.

Green Day Vons finds something familiar. Jyessi has a nervous breakdown. Grickx demands a simple answer. Steamboat Willie is presumably present. Wealthy takes charge and it rules.

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The crew arrives at the infirmary to find scared miners who are desperate for help. They, of course, handle it with professionalism and in no way embarrassingly undermine their own authority.

Damir technically gets repaired. Dr. Rae has his research rudely interrupted by patients. Paul takes the scenic route rather than turning around. Oz thinks saving people should take priority over corporate interests, like a weirdo.

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The party has to take out the roc before it makes off with Wealthy in its clutches!

Jyessi takes a dust bath. Green Day Vons is thirsty. Grickx gives someone a ride. Steamboat Willie throws his sword. Wealthy hits 0% charge.

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The crew catches their breath in the administrative offices and plans what to do next. It's a shame no breather can last forever. They push on towards the infirmary, and all the dangers along the way.

Damir calculates acceptable losses. Oz gets gripped. Dr. Rae knows corporate policy. Paul scrapes the paint.

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The party faces down a roc, a hawk so enormous it eats horses as a snack. They're each significantly smaller than horses, so it'll probably just ignore them or be unable to catch them. I'm pretty sure that's how that works!

Jyessi gets slimed. Grickx does some fancy flying. Steamboat Willie provides first aid. Green Day Vons tries not to stab anyone he's not supposed to. Wealthy deals with a rich dude ignoring her contributions.

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