Attack of the killer space barnacles! The crew fights back with bravery, wits, and guns. Okay, *one* of those. Guess which one!

Damir vibes out. Paul ponders Schrödinger's walker. Dr. Rae prioritizes. Oz does his job better than the rest put together.

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The party sails on towards Aea. Just a little further and they can finally get back on land, as long as everything goes smoothly. Don't jinx it. Wait, what's that in the ocean?

Vons has a capital idea. Wealthy seeks calm. Greenday!Vons goes for a swim. Grickx leads from knee height. Jyessi lifts someone by the ankle. Greenday!Grickx channels the itsy bitsy spider.

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The crew are beat up, along with the Martell. That won't keep them from getting in a smaller, more-delicate ship to venture onto an alien world that's exiting the system! They have to stop it, after all, and how hard can wrangling a rogue planetoid be?

Damir pops their elbow. Oz suits up. Dr. Rae overpacks. Paul works as fast as he can.

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The party leaves the island life behind and heads out onto the ocean in their quest for Aea. The high seas grant time for self-reflection, bonding, and being consumed by terrible fears. How relaxing!

Wealthy becomes an acrobat. Jyessi takes a long look. Vons compares forms of government. Grickx leaves an island behind.

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We rejoin the crew as they face down an onslaught of meteoroids threatening to smash the ship into stardust. There's tricky piloting, weapon firing, and even taking calls!

Damir transcends bluetooth. Oz pew pews. Dr. Rae analyzes tactically. Paul has a need for speed.

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The party's back together! They can finally put all this parallel universe nonsense behind them...or can they?

Grickx does some fine tuning. Vons is Eagle Scout-level prepared. Jyessi tries to show a friend the error of their ways. Wealthy gets some under-the-shirt action.

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Welcome to Xeno Attribute! It's a spinoff podcast GM'ed by Whit. With a mix of old and new players, we dive into some working-class space horror! Nothing will go wrong!

Today we meet the crew of the Martell as they're briefed on their latest job, a simple cargo run to a mining outpost in the Fomalhaut system. I'm sure it will stay simple. I'm sure nothing is going to eat our faces off.

Oz brings the banter. Dr. Rae nominally has an accent. Paul drinks a refreshing beverage. Damir gives a well-studied fist bump.

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Wealthy struggles to cast the spell that can bring her back home. The rest of the party tries to align the universe just right to make it possible. There's a surprising amount of blood involved.

Wealthy rides in a sailboat. Grickx dials interuniversally. Vons liberally applies lube. Jyessi flexes on a problem.

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In one universe, the lion's share of the party dives back into the underwater ruin and finds a promising lead. In the other, Wealthy looks inwards to have a consequential conversation.

Wealthy misses seed cake. Grickx comprehends a machine. Vons allocates scarce resources. Jyessi makes a long-distance call.

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In the prime universe, the party grapples with the consequences of Grickx opening a box. In the other universe, Wealthy tries to fight off an assassin. It's a bad day for everyone, honestly.

Wealthy tests the effects of magic on kevlar. Grickx grabs a rubber. Vons puts himself in sharp relief. Jyessi gets her gun.

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