Primary Attribute

By Primary Attribute Cast

Primary Attribute is a Castles & Crusades actual play podcast where our cast unravels the mysteries of Arx Moltimus, a mountain fortress that contains the last surviving city, as it flies through ... more

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The podcast currently has 260 episodes available.

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April 02, 2025 191 – Lucky’s Number 7
The fight with the Emissary of the Corruption charges towards its exciting conclusion! The party does their best to Just Say No to dying, even as they're already beaten, bloody, and exhausted. Their dedication is admirable. But dedication doesn't guarantee results.
Steamboat Willie powders his snout. Cool Vons has an exit plan. Aramythe takes a second look. Wealthy loses control.
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Also, our 200th episode is coming up! Send us your comments, questions, snarky jokes, whatever you like to [email protected]
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1h 18min
March 27, 2025 190 – A Metal-As-Hell Pegasus With Its Wings On Fire
Negotiations have broken down, mostly due to fireballs. The Corruption takes exception to this behavior and makes its displeasure known.
Wealthy goes airborne. Cool Vons gets tactical. Steamboat Willie renounces his privilege. Jyessi, Grickx, and Prime Vons probably have a very nice time off-camera.
Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
Also, our 200th episode is coming up! Send us your questions, comments, wild conspiracy theories, and/or heaping piles of praise! Email us at [email protected]
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1h 24min
March 21, 2025 189 – Mm, Whatcha Say
The party attempts diplomacy with a giant corrupted creature wielding a sword taller than most people. It's a bold move, I'll give them that.
Cool Vons does a cool slide. Steamboat Willie channels the Big Dog shirts of his youth. Wealthy shares a hypothesis. Jyessi plays lockdown games. Grickx gets an odd feeling. Vons has a scheduling conflict with the shoot.
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P.S. You can check out the SNL sketch we mentioned here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0
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52min
March 12, 2025 188 – Take One Crumb Off
The party is hunkered down against the storm outside, but they can't stay in one place forever. Half the party tries to find the other half. The other half makes a break for it.
Steamboat Willie is ready to go pro. Cool Vons gets a grip. Wealthy yells "representative!" at the customer service line. Grickx cashes in on clout. Vons is basically Coco Chanel. Jyessi messages her spouses.
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1h 11min
March 05, 2025 187 – The Historians, the Archaeologists, and Me
The party puts on the Steamboat Willie Rescue Fun Time Revue! One portion of the party tries to escort him down the mountain, the other tries to go up to meet them, and the CK tries very hard to avoid talking to themselves.
Cool Vons pokes at pottery. Steamboat Willie sees a bird. Wealthy sneaks a peek at a diary. Grickx and Jyessi awaken. Prime Vons still slumbers.
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1h 40min
February 28, 2025 186 – Yell at Your Problems
The party tries to find each other during a treacherous lockdown, winding their way through the wilderness of caves and old maintenance tunnels in the top portion of the mountain. But certain creatures have made their home there, and won't make it easy for them.
Steamboat Willie finds a fish. Wealthy pulls a Superman. Cool Vons is bashful. Grickx, Jyessi, and Vons sleep.
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1h 7min
February 19, 2025 185 – Party Line by Rat
The party pulls together as Steamboat Willie takes flight with his handmade glider. They're the sort of friends that you can call at 3 a.m. for help and you know they'll come...right?
Steamboat Willie touches the heavens. Vons snoozes. Grickx lives out a fantasy. Cool Vons goes out on the town. Jyessi piles in. Wealthy hears something.
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1h 14min
February 12, 2025 184 – Bread All The Way Down
It's time for the party to decide how to spend those valuable hours between the end of the work day and slumber. Maybe they'll work out and do the dishes? Or go to the library to learn about abhorrent magical practices. That works too.
Vons has disparaging opinions about children. Grickx listens to the needs of the people. Jyessi asks a big question. Cool Vons spreads the good word about corn. Wealthy takes clear notes. Steamboat Willie gets some fresh air.
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1h 25min
February 06, 2025 183 – It’s My First Day
The party works hard to do a good job on Grickx's first day as the new Overseer of Engineering. It's time to learn the ropes, see if the previous person left behind any good snacks in their desk, and read the employee handbook. And learn terrible secrets!
Vons pressgangs himself into service. Jyessi gatekeeps. Cool Vons learns the meaning of character. Grickx manages managing. Wealthy sweeps the room for bugs. Steamboat Willie gets creative.
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1h 1min
January 30, 2025 182 – Prison Politics Pipeline
The party gets back together, and Grickx reveals his master plan to deal with the pressures of his new position. Everyone is suitably impressed and has no doubts at all. Oh, and it's time for a certain long-awaited introduction…
Grickx prepares to zag on 'em. Cool Vons bullrushes illiteracy. Jyessi dares to do better. Vons brews beautifully. Wealthy dresses up. Steamboat Willie goes out on the town.
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1h 21min

FAQs about Primary Attribute:

How many episodes does Primary Attribute have?

The podcast currently has 260 episodes available.