From the moment the desk walked into their lives, the party knew it was going to be trouble. But it had gorgeous hardware and a great set of legs. They couldn't resist trying to get in its drawer. So they made their move, with all the subtlety of a crowbar. And that's when everything went sideways.

Vons believes in the importance of hydration. Wealthy overspecializes. Aracyne pays it forward. Grickx acts as if all the world's a stage.

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The party heads back down into the maintenance tunnels to search the facility nestled in the dark part of the grid, having now reached an agreement with the tentacats for permission to move through their territory. Turns out there's rather a lot to find.

Vons is *not* not all who wander. Aracyne has an almost-kiss. Wealthy accidentally overcharges. Grickx is concerned about timing. Elara's chill and stuff. The Castle Keeper is definitely not a fan of Prey (2017), how dare you.

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The party crawls their way back out of the maintenance tunnels to try and recharge before another day of descending into the deeps. Not everything that happens in the tunnels stays in the tunnels, however, and they find they have to deal with some rather sticky consequences. Also, donuts!

Wealthy has impure thoughts. Vons has a sleepover. Grickx has his concerns dispelled. Aracyne talks it out.

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Hey everyone! No new episode this week. Sometimes life comes at you sideways, or at least prevents you from managing to release a podcast episode at its originally scheduled time.

We'll be back to our regular schedule next week! Until then, stay safe and well. We'll see you soon. :)

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The party may be safe, but with tentacats you can never be sure. Especially when they keep saying you're food. Negotiations continue as the promised supplies arrive on the scene, along with a few unexpected guests.

Vons is invisible in social situations. Grickx sends someone to the Shadow Realm. Aracyne has Too Much of a Day. Wealthy assumes there's two sides to every conversation.

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The party's separated and held hostage by tentacats (or possibly holding them hostage, depending on point of view). Except for Vons and Wealthy, who are merely held hostage by BELOVED NPC Gex's snark. And rusty ladders. And their own curiosity.

Wealthy finds a situation where she *will* charge in. Aracyne explains it's not what it looks like. Grickx is congratulated. Vons lives the life aquatic.

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The party struggles to find each other and escape their perilous situation in the lair of the tentacats. At the rate they're going, they might not even get any treasure at the end of this! But then again, isn't the real treasure the friends we made along the way?

Wealthy jumps at shadows. Vons is a thing. Grickx orders delivery. Aracyne meets an up-and-coming amateur Shakesperean actor. The GM never learns.

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The party's fight against the tentacat concludes! They're down a few members, but they're scrappy, and that's what matters. Meanwhile, Vons and Wealthy try to figure out how to deal with being trapped in darkness, with a hungry creature breathing down their necks...

Elara has financial concerns. Aracyne is in the void. Vons reads thiefenscratch. Wealthy checks her inventory. Grickx overplays scritches as a negotiation technique.

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The battle against the cat of shadow and tentacles continues! With Aracyne missing, the rest of the party tries to keep it together, take down the creature that took her, and weather the effects the magic goop. It's a stressful time inside the world's worst lava lamp.

Vons threads the needle. Wealthy can't find the right towel. Grickx is a good ferocious boy. Elara has mad hops. Aracyne's appearances-per-episode contract is violated.

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The party faces off against a giant, tentacled cat in a room full of molten magic. Spells fly, people are picked up by other people, and magic goop is collided with as the fight gets rolling.

Wealthy didn't watch Willy Wonka. Vons can't read. Aracyne hears the ocean. Grickx frees his mind.

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