Probably True

From tossing salad to tickling their fancy, there are lots of ways to talk about eating ass. Kissing bootay. Twiddling their balloon knot. Due to YouTube being boring, I had to come up with lots of fun ways of talking about one of my favourite hobbies, including why you shouldn't try it in the shower. So, pull up a face, make sure you're sitting comfortably, and we'll begin.

YouTube version: https://youtu.be/lPOPqOc8cRw

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Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. 

The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone. 

Get exclusive content, stickers, and more by supporting Probably True on Patreon: patreon.com/probablytrue 

Join the community on Discord: bit.ly/probtruediscord

Wonky YouTube videos: bit.ly/ProbablyTrueTube  

Transcripts, story submissions, and all things Probably True can be found at ProbablyTruePodcast.com

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Is 'queer' a slur? A silly question, perhaps, but someone on the internet was annoying and I needed to rant about it.

Featuring: Tree bukkake, TERFs, and some dodgy audio that (hopefully) I will have sorted out before the season starts properly in a few weeks time.

NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE! Check out https://youtu.be/TYLbilyGw0E to see these words coming out of my face!

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Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. 

The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone. 

Much like its creator, it’s a smutty-but-charming collection of personal misadventures working to make the world a better place, one silly, sexy story at a time.  

Get exclusive content, early access, stickers and more by supporting Probably True on Patreon: patreon.com/probablytrue 

Join the community on Discord: bit.ly/probtruediscord  

Transcripts, story submissions, and all things Probably True can be found at ProbablyTruePodcast.com  

Wonky YouTube videos: bit.ly/ProbablyTrueTube  

Some non-binary fool on Twitter: @HelloImRiver 

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I amuse myself (and hopefully you) with an end-of-season tour of some of the place names I have lived in, their meanings, and other historical word-nerdy stuff.

There's shagging in the park, Russian trains, American guns, and the *true* meaning of Manchester.

Words are fun.

Back in a few weeks. Until then, be good to yourself, and look after our queer siblings. We need it now more than ever.

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Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. 

The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone. 

Much like its creator, it’s a smutty-but-charming collection of personal misadventures working to make the world a better place, one silly, sexy story at a time.  

Get exclusive content, early access, stickers and more by supporting Probably True on Patreon: patreon.com/probablytrue 

Join the community on Discord: bit.ly/probtruediscord  

Transcripts, story submissions, and all things Probably True can be found at ProbablyTruePodcast.com   

Wonky YouTube videos: bit.ly/ProbablyTrueTube  

Some non-binary fool on Twitter: @HelloImRiver

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jonny's adventures on the New York nightlife scene in the early 2000s involve first love, sluttery, and turning pain into something beautiful.

Or, if not beautiful, then at least a Gay Pimp Daddy wearing rhinestone jeans.

An inspiring story of how "I'll show HIM!" somehow became fame, fortune, and a career spanning decades.

GoGo For The Gold: https://youtu.be/gUzHSuYp1eE

Hey Qween YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCStjBZ-91yduQVNtsBkjgJQ

Soccer Practice music video: https://youtu.be/0rex1ub5VJo

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jonnymcgovernisyourdaddy/

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Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. 

The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone. 

Much like its creator, it’s a smutty-but-charming collection of personal misadventures working to make the world a better place, one silly, sexy story at a time.  

Get exclusive content, early access, stickers and more by supporting Probably True on Patreon: patreon.com/probablytrue 

Join the community on Discord: bit.ly/probtruediscord  

Transcripts, story submissions, and all things Probably True can be found at ProbablyTruePodcast.com  

Wonky YouTube videos: bit.ly/ProbablyTrueTube  

Some non-binary fool on Twitter: @HelloImRiver 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A symbol, a strap, and the true meaning of the only flag I care about.

Or: How struggling to buy a Pride flag helped me realise that it’s definitely not for me.

Also: Naked morning routines, shaved cats, and why I’m Queer Royalty. (In case it wasn’t obvious.)

BONUS FEATURE: A huge info-dump about my life that could easily have been an email. (Don’t worry - it’s at the end so you can skip it if you don’t care.)

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Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. 

The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone. 

Much like its creator, it’s a smutty-but-charming collection of personal misadventures working to make the world a better place, one silly, sexy story at a time.  

Get exclusive content, early access, stickers and more by supporting Probably True on Patreon: patreon.com/probablytrue 

Join the community on Discord: bit.ly/probtruediscord  

Transcripts, story submissions, and all things Probably True can be found at ProbablyTruePodcast.com   

Wonky YouTube videos: bit.ly/ProbablyTrueTube  

Some non-binary fool on Twitter: @HelloImRiver

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[CW: Alcohol abuse and suicidal ideation]

The life-changing effects of Star Trek-themed sex.

Check out Sean's filth at https://twitter.com/alttrekkie

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Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. 

The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone. 

Much like its creator, it’s a smutty-but-charming collection of personal misadventures working to make the world a better place, one silly, sexy story at a time.  

Get exclusive content, early access, stickers and more by supporting Probably True on Patreon: patreon.com/probablytrue 

Wonky YouTube videos: bit.ly/ProbablyTrueTube  

Join the community on Discord: bit.ly/probtruediscord  

Transcripts, story submissions, and all things Probably True can be found at ProbablyTruePodcast.com  

Some non-binary fool on Twitter: @HelloImRiver

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A how-to guide to group shenanigans. What's the best etiquette for multiplayer funtimes?

Cheap lube, parasols, and Pickled Onion Monster Munch.

Come see me do my first ever 'proper' standup gig, as part of the Frog & Bucket standup showcase!

Sun 17th June 2023: https://frogandbucket.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873546210/events/128471045

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Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. 

The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone. 

Much like its creator, it’s a smutty-but-charming collection of personal misadventures working to make the world a better place, one silly, sexy story at a time.  

Get exclusive content, early access, stickers and more by supporting Probably True on Patreon: patreon.com/probablytrue 

Wonky YouTube videos: bit.ly/ProbablyTrueTube  

Join the community on Discord: bit.ly/probtruediscord  

Transcripts, story submissions, and all things Probably True can be found at ProbablyTruePodcast.com  

Some non-binary fool on Twitter: @HelloImRiver

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Poppers: All the answers, none of the headache. Where did they come from? Are they illegal? Why are there so many videos about them on 'adult' sites? Which drugs should you avoid while using them? (Spoiler: all of them. Seriously. Don't mix your drugs.)

Queer author, historian and friend of the show Adam Zmith returns to talk us through the ins and outs (and in again, now hold it. That's it. Keep holding it, you little popper pig. Ok, now let it out.) of everyone's favourite "room odourisers".

Take a nice big sniff, relax your muscles (especially THOSE muscles) and let the rush take you.

Adam's bestselling book, Deep Sniff: A History of Poppers and Queer Futures is available here: https://www.adamzmith.com/deep-sniff-poppers-book

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Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. 

The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone. 

Much like its creator, it’s a smutty-but-charming collection of personal misadventures working to make the world a better place, one silly, sexy story at a time.  

Get exclusive content, early access, stickers and more by supporting Probably True on Patreon: patreon.com/probablytrue 

Wonky YouTube videos: bit.ly/ProbablyTrueTube  

Join the community on Discord: bit.ly/probtruediscord  

Transcripts, story submissions, and all things Probably True can be found at ProbablyTruePodcast.com   

Some non-binary fool on Twitter: @HelloImRiver 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Mental Health Awareness week, so here's a queer look at being diagnosed with ADHD & Autism in my late 30s, how to use your powers for good, and why therapy is a good thing.

(Or: How Star Trek helped with my spicy brain, why you should never go Full Sherlock, and the least appropriate time to make a cup of tea.)

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Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. 

The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone. 

Much like its creator, it’s a smutty-but-charming collection of personal misadventures working to make the world a better place, one silly, sexy story at a time.  

Get exclusive content, early access, stickers and more by supporting Probably True on Patreon: patreon.com/probablytrue 

Wonky YouTube videos: bit.ly/ProbablyTrueTube  

Join the community on Discord: bit.ly/probtruediscord  

Transcripts, story submissions, and all things Probably True can be found at ProbablyTruePodcast.com   

Some non-binary fool on Twitter: @HelloImRiver 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Warrior-Queen and star of the Elder episode, George Hodson, passed away this week at the age of 74. Here's me saying a few nice words, and a repeat of Elder, his story of love, sex, queerness, and absolutely no shame.

The full, unedited recording of the conversation with George that became his Probably True episode is available for free at https://patreon.com/probablytrue. (There are a couple of nice asides and additional stories that didn't make it into the final episode, and it's available for free to anyone, not just Patreon supporters.)

Queer Life, Queer Love 2, the anthology containing a short story from George's life, is available here: https://uk.bookshop.org/p/books/queer-life-queer-love-the-second-anthology-julia-bell/7414741?ean=9781739123826

Some photos of George (along with a beautiful summing-up of George's life and links to other podcasts, magazines and documentaries he starred in), can be found here: https://twitter.com/AdamZmith/status/1654140326024564738

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Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. 

The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone. 

Much like its creator, it’s a smutty-but-charming collection of personal misadventures working to make the world a better place, one silly, sexy story at a time.  

Get exclusive content, early access, stickers and more by supporting Probably True on Patreon: patreon.com/probablytrue 

Wonky YouTube videos: bit.ly/ProbablyTrueTube  

Join the community on Discord: bit.ly/probtruediscord  

Transcripts, story submissions, and all things Probably True can be found at ProbablyTruePodcast.com   

Some non-binary fool on Twitter: @HelloImRiver 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.