How do Constellations work? What are stars? How does the Zodiac work? Do aliens control us through astrology? Is the Zodiac Wheel actually a quantum entanglement walkie talkie from humans to gods and back? Why are so many ancient megaliths aligned with various constellations? Is there a secret code at play underneath the various animals and symbols in the Zodiac? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 13 of Ancient Aliens - The Constellation Code!

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Hawaii...relaxing island paradise....OR ALIEN PORTAL TO HELL?! Childress and Wide-Eyed Michael Sallah are on location on the Big Island of “Aloha-ville” talking about Aiku, Menehue, lava tubes, the lost continent of Lemuria, Atlantis, tiki drinks and more! Does David uncover the secret underground alien base that’s hidden in Hawaii’s tallest mountain? We don’t know, but David Childress sure thinks he does! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 12 of Ancient Aliens - Islands of Fire!

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Are aliens actually not as...physical...as we might think? Coming from another dimension as opposed to another star system? Are EXTRA-terrestrials actually ULTRA-terrestrials: taking form on our vibrational wavelength so that they can interact with out mere 3-dimensional selves here on our physical planet? Are aliens, demons, ghosts, gods, orbs, and UFOs all one and the same inter-dimensional set of consciousnesses from a parallel universe? Is remote viewing real; and, if so, is the act of doing so actually projecting your consciousness beyond the limit of our linear space-time continuum and into the dimensions, frequencies, and wavelengths beyond? What does Giorgio Tsoukalos have to say about aliens not being as “flesh and blood” as he thinks they might be? If most aliens are from another reality and NOT from another planet...then does physical intelligent life try to make contact with us at all? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Season 14, episode 11 of Ancient Aliens: The Trans-Dimensionals!

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Have aliens - even ANCIENT aliens been hybridizing humans, animals, and everything in between for thousands - or even MILLIONS - of years? Are these extraterrestrial hybridizers actually highly evolved humans from the future, traveling back in time to prevent - or INDUCE - a great change in the course of the homo sapien timeline? Is this episode yet another polished up re-hash of an - or even MULTIPLE - old episodes of Ancient Aliens? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 10 of Ancient Aliens: Project Hybrid.

Unforeskin CirCUMstances prevented us from recording tonight - but please enjoy our recent Patreon review discussion of Seth Breedlove's 2020 follow-up to his first Mothman documentary: The Mothman of Point Pleasant.

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We discuss the 2020 film: Seth Breedlove's 'The Mothman Legacy' in detail, and one of us got surprisingly emotional during our viewing.

All the mothman sightings are popularly thought to have stopped after the 1967 Silver Bridge collapse...but this documentary proves to the world that that simply isn't true.

Plus, dick, fart, and prolapse jokes, of course.

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Did ancient extraterrestrials utilize comet-carried viruses to accomplish their direct panspermia goals on the Earth and perhaps other planets? Did life originate on Earth because an alien virus fell from the sky and evolved under the right conditions? Are aliens actively altering our genetic code with the ultimate goal of creating a hybridized alien / human combo that can better travel to other worlds as their space-faring ambitions grow ever-greater? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 9 of Ancient Aliens: The Alien Infection!

Is humanity wrong about the long-accepted theory that we evolved from primate ancestors...in favor of reptilian ones? Are there banished reptilian aliens living deep underground and secretly pulling the strings of the world’s shadow governments - all so they can continually shape the world to their will and keep a steady stream of human bodies to experiment on and hybridize? Are reptilian humanoids - aka reptoids - cloaking themselves as human beings so that they can hide in plain sight, all the while plotting to turn us into then and sap us of our free will? Are the infamous Greys in league with the reptilians - and what of the so-called “nordic” race of aliens; where do they fit in to this everlasting galactic tug-of-war for humanity’s future and our resource-rich Earth? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 8 of Ancient Aliens - The Reptilian Agenda!

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Did Celtic Druids voyage across the Atlantic and land in ancient New York and New England, thousands of years ago? Did druids build the numerous stone monuments, dolmens, caves, standing stones, and other megalithic structures in and around the primitive Tri-State Area? If so, why did the Druids come? Was it to open portals to other dimensions and let extra - or ultra - terrestrials through, masking themselves as spirits or gods? Or was the paranormal phenomena already happening in centuries-old New York, and the Druids somehow felt the spiritual pull to the New World? Is it merely a coincidence that Whitley Strieber - author of the famous alien abduction book ‘Communion’ - experienced his harrowing journey with ET’s merely miles from Balanced Rock, the the site of Sleepy Hollow, and hundreds of Druid ritual sites...or is there a deeper connection to the Celtic history of the area? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 7 of Ancient Aliens: the Druid Connection!

Unforeseen circumstances got in the way of our recording / streaming plans today - sorry! Please enjoy this peek at our Patreon content, and we'll be back next week, as usual!

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The COCK is back! Graham Hancock, that is. This 2018 symposium film session is bare bones on production values, but cock-full of some pretty fascinating info on psychedelics, the subjugation of the human consciousness by the Abrahamic religions, Gnosticism, and pretty much how ol' Grahamy boy is a Consciousness LIbertarian-Anarchist. Pretty interesting takes all around, and a break from his usually quoted Younger Dry-Ass period content.

Did Diego De Landa and his Spanish Conquistadores destroy evidence of ancient alien interaction with the Mayan culture during their war of conversion for the Mayans pagan souls? Were the Olmec people somehow drawing African, Asian and Caucasian people from all over the world to Central America...over 5000 years ago? Is there a connection between the Hindu and Mayan religions, as depicted in a select few of the Colombian archaeological site’s - San Augustine - megalithic carvings? Were Hindu Vimanas used in Mayan culture as well, do to the same gods bringing cultural and scientific knowledge to both sets of ancient people...thousands of miles across the world’s oceans? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 6 of Ancient Aliens: Secrets of the Maya.