Was the space race between the USA and Russia ACTUALLY a competitive race...or simply a cover-up for a secret long-standing collaboration between the two mega-cultures? How did Russia’s cultural integration of Cosmism motivate them to relentlessly create technology that could bring them further out into the stars...and further towards their extraterrestrial origins? What kind if classified information was revealed when the USSR disbanded and the KGB’s secret files were unlocked to the public? Did president Obama have a secret deal with Vladimir Putin to have equal control of the secret extraterrestrial information, and communication, after his 2012 re-election? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, episode 11 of Ancient Aliens: Russia Declassified!

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"Consciousness Researcher" and spiritual healer (read: Sedona, AZ chick) embraces her inner female Wilcock to make this very surface level movie about extremely deep subjects. What did we glean from this glossed over montage of a face-lifted, overly makeup'd, clearly narcissistic lady trying to prove psychic phenomena with scientists who all look like porn doctors and talk like sex therapists? Open your Learn-Hole and find out!

Are 7 of the hundreds of Easter Island statues - aka Moai - actually representing seven extraterrestrial giants that fled for their life so they wouldn’t be eaten by the human beings of the Marquesas Islands? Why are these “seven sentinels” looking out into the ocean, while all other Moai statues face into the island and are known to be protectors of the Rapanui people? Was it a mystical energy called “mana,” or simply misunderstood alien technology that moved the extremely heavy statues into their resting places around Easter Island? How are the tiki statues of the Marquesas islands connected to Easter Island...and Peru, of all places, for that matter? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into season 13, episode 10 of Ancient Aliens: The Sentinels!

Is Sardinia, Italy truly an Island that housed ancient Nephilim - a race of giants that survived the biblical flood that God brought upon the world to destroy their arcane, destructive ways? How did the Narughe megaliths dotted around Sardinia get built...if the ancient Sardinian people had no written language and no understanding of advanced mathematics or engineering? Are the pyramids around Sardinia actually landing zones and loading docs for ancient aliens? Is the Roman Catholic church hiding physical evidence fo Giant bones uncovered from local tombs to control the narrative of archaeology and tourism for their beautiful resort location? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Season 13, episode 8 of Ancient Aliens: Island of the Giants!

Was the planet Earth essentially a re-fueling station for ancient Egyptian gods / extraterrestrials? Is the iron throne of Osirius - aka The Ship of Eternity - waiting to be found within the large void recently discovered in the Great Pyramid at Giza? How did the Egyptians move massive red granite blocks over 600 miles to build the Grand Gallery? Were the biblical Joseph, Enoch and Imhotep all the same man...and perhaps not of this world when he partnered with King Joser to build his pyramid? Is mummification and placing it into sarcophagi actually a chemical process to assist in the transmutation of the body into a Light Body, allowing the person’s consciousness to travel through wormholes to the constellation Orion? Is Ramy Ramony the hunkiest Egyptologist the world ever did see? (the answer is yes, but..) We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 7 of Ancient Aliens: Earth Station Egypt!

Now that the government has admitted Area 51 exists - what are the other secret research bases still kept under wraps by the likes of the military, the CIA, the Pentagon, and the White House itself? Are there UFOs in the mountains of Dulce, New Mexico? Has the Majestic 12 been controlling the output of information regarding alien research stations like Montaulk, Long Island, Brookhaven, and S4 / Hume Lake? What does the government have to lose or gain by hiding such immense secrets like underground subway stations to transport extraterrestrial Meta Materials between it’s disparate bases. Is the government creating its own loopholes from the Freedom of Information Act by using private companies like Bigelow Aerospace and Elon Musk’s SpaceX to do it’s dirty work with zero obligation to share their research and findings to the public? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 6 of Ancient Aliens - Area 52!!!!

The Nazca lines, the Atacama Giant, the Blythe Intaglias, Egyptian heiroglyphics, the Ben Ben Stone, the Cosmic Egg, Rendlesham Forest...need we go on? Are all of the petroglyphic carvings throughout the ancient deserts of the world actually part of one universal code taught to primitive humans by ancient extraterrestrial gods? Is this the most boring episode of Ancient Aliens ever? You bet your prolapse it is! But we still have fun despite the best efforts of our plucky ancient astronaut theorists - let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 5: The Desert Codes!

Are black holes the same thing as the vortices we find here on Earth? Are the vortex tours of Sedona, AZ actually “black hole” tours? Have aliens been entering our dimension through the control of black holes - aka star gates - for millenia? What about the dangers of the various particle accelerators around the globe: will they eventually create a black hole so large it will swallow the entire planet? Does David Hatcher Childress survive a trip through the Bermuda Triangle?! We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 4 of Ancient Aliens - Earth’s Black Holes!

Is the government secretly working on protocols that dictate how officials should act should they ever encounter extraterrestrial life? Have these protocols actually existed far before the average citizen could ever imagine? Are the messiahs of the world’s religions actually ancient alien benefactors who will return one day for mankind’s benefit? Did the Roswell crash spawn the first set of secret documents and the creation of the Majestic 12 to deal with all alien occurrences, big and small? How did Travis Taylor snag the job of literally writing the book on modern alien encounter protocols for the government - is it because he’s friends with Dragon from Skinwalker Ranch? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 3 of Ancient Aliens: The Alien Protocols!

Did Leonardo Da Vinci invent paintings? Did he invent...the Da Vinci Code? Who was this masked man, and what was he REALLY trying to say with those tiger eyes of his? Was the Last Supper actually depicting a sheet of musical notes with the hands of the apostles and the soft bread on the table? Was the Salvator Mundi’’s depictio of Christ holding a crystal ball actually proof that Jesus is an extraterrestrial from the Orion constellation? What about The Virgin of the Rocks and the depiction the archangel Uriel seeming to favor the Christ-child - was Da Vinci trying to depict his own connection with the archangel of knowledge? Is ANY painting worth 400 MILLION dollars to a saudi prince? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 2 of Ancient Aliens: Da Vinc’s Forbidden Codes!