Probing Ancient Aliens

Did Japan have ancient aliens visiting their isolated archipelago, just like the other ancient cultures of the world? Were the “Kami” of Shintoism actually flesh and bolts extraterrestrials that taught Emperor Jimmu how to bring culture, order, and leadership to the Japanese mainland? What about the keyhole shaped kofun tombs that dot the Japanese landscape - were they designed to let the gods /aliens know that the a divine emperor was buried there? Why are there over 81,000 shrines throughout Japan? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 12, episode 15 of Ancient Aliens: A Spaceship Made of Stone!

How does reincarnation really work? Are our bodies simply vessels, or husks, that the human soul, aka: consciousness, can be uploaded from, or downloaded to during the death and rebirth cycle of our lives? Do people actually have memories of the past lives their consciousness has lived through? Who is actually buried in the ancient Egyptian tomb, KV55? Are some people actually extraterrestrial “souls” housed in Earth-human bodies? Is the Universe itself...self-aware; and we are just small thoughts in it’s mind as it tries to learn about it’s own existence? (My brain hurts) We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do - let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 12, Episode 13 of Ancient Aiens: The Replicants.

Animals - cute, cuddly and great for making memes? Or the product of centuries-old genetic manipulation?! Are the animal headed gods of ancient Egypt simply holographic disguises worn by the extraterrestrial visitors to not scare away the primitive people of the Nile River valley? Are angels, demi-gods, gorgons, spirit animals, totems and the like all not just religious myths but flesh and bolts intelligent entities that have been guiding humanities evolution in its entirety? Is Darwinian evolution real, or do the missing pieces of the fossil record prove that intelligent design has a hand in how animal species adapt and thrive in different environments. We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into The Animal Agenda - season 12, episode 13 of Ancient Aliens!

Synchronicity! We recorded this episode for our Patreon (patreon.com/probingancientaliens)mere weeks before the Executive Director of MUFON was arrested for soliciting a 13 year old girl for sexual activities - so what better time to give y'all this episode of Probing Deeper so you can watch something where you actually KNOW one of the stars of the show is a convicted sex offender! Yaaaaaaaay!

(Original episode description from Patreon)

We dive into the MUFON created / written / starring show Hangar 1 (both seasons are on Netflix if you want to check it out or watch S1E1 along with this ep) at the behest of one of you beloved Patrons! This show wants to be interesting...but struggles in that regard, for sure, and seems "too little too late" in the world of UFOlogy, as most of these cases have been discussed on countless other shows, including Ancient Aliens. There's also a definite porn doctor vibe to most of the MUFON guys, but in a more subtle way than the core group of Ancient Astronaut Theorists. But I think that's how they getcha!

Are the ancient Vedic Hindu texts speaking to us through time - literally ‘the voices of the gods?’ Is modern science finally beginning to understand the power - and specificity! - that’s contained in these texts, so much so that space travel, nuclear energy, medical practices, and quantum mechanics can actually be understood BETTER by going back and ‘listening’ to the voices of the gods? If the Hindu gods were flesh and blood beings that lived among ancient Indians...why did they leave Earth behind? Why have they not stayed to curate man’s existence into the future...or was it simply enough to leave their voices in endless tomes of Sanskrit for the future as they made their way back to their home planets? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into the Voices of the Gods!

Does the Akashic record really exist? Are the Akashic Record and the Zero Point Energy Field on and the same? Can geniuses like Nikolai Tesla and Albert Einstein “naturally” connect with the Akashic Record because their brains are simply more evolved than your average human? Can deep meditation allow anyone to access all the knowledge of past future and present that’s in the Akashic Record? Are Baba Vanga’s predictions a result of her being able to access the Akashic Record after a rogue tornado incident? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Researchers sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Ancient Alien Season 12’s the Akashic Record!

Who are the Majestic 12? Are the Majestic 12 in league with the Reptilians? Are the Majestic 12 the same as the Cabal? Just where did MJ12 come from and how did this group of men gain so much power...even enough to assassinate the president of the United States?! Is there a Secret Space Program headed up by MJ-12 that secretly communicates with over 60 species of extraterrestrials and trains child-soldiers to perform their “20 and back” before sending their consciousness back through time only to recover these memories through hypno regression therapy?!!!! That was quite a mouthful...just like a fresh prolapse. Phew. Do our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists know the answers to these questions? Steve and Joey don’t know, so let’s proooooooooooooooooooooooobe into The Majestic 12! Also here’s a cringeworthy video of David Wilcock at a guitar store. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slGNhWprToM&feature=youtu.be

Is there a magical frequency that unites all of humanity’s religions, temples, myths and legends? Did ancient aliens teach humanity to move massive stone blocks with sonic levitation technology? Why can’t modern engineers and architects understand just how so-called “primitive” cultures built their giant megalithic structures? If man in antiquity built their pyramids with sonic technology...why can’t anyone find these hyper advanced tools? Why are various religious archeological sites around the world seemingly attuned to the frequency of 110HZ? What does the frequency of 110HZ do to the human brain? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into The Alien Frequency!

Teotihuacan - ancient city, ancient space port...or both? Or is it...an ancient power plant to power UFOs? What’s all the liquid mercury doing under Teotihuacan - and how did the ancient Aztecs handle this powerful - but poisonous substance - without advanced equipment to shield themselves from its toxicity? Were the ancient Aztec gods misunderstood extraterrestrials who genetically created the ancient race after the Great Flood in seven caverns underground? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into City of the Gods!

Are science, archaeology, and Egyptology too dogmatic to actually accomplish the goals for which they exist? Do mainstream scientists need to have a more open mind to potential facts that can be found in myths and legends? Just how old is humanity: tens of thousands of years...or hundreds of millions of years? Are the Paracus elongated skulls proof that ancient aliens hybridized themselves with primitive cultures millenia ago? Is being an “art collector” inherently creepy AF? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into The Science Wars!!!