Probing Ancient Aliens

Was the Pharaoh’s curse actually put into place by ancient Extraterrestrials who wanted to protect the alien origins of the monotheistic pharaoh: Akhnaten? Was the Ark of the Covenant actually found in King Tut’s tomb and stolen by the Knights Templar? Was Akhnaten’s brother, Tutmose, actually the biblical figure, Moses, who fled Egypt under a new name to spread his brother’s monotheistic view of the world, therefore creating Judaism? Is Ramy Ramony the hottest archaeologist to ever actually exist, which, of course, excludes the ever-hunky Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into The Pharaoh’s Curse!

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This episode is really about the core question that started it all with Von Daniken's Ancient Astronaut Theory - how did ancient cultures build such sophisticated - and heavy AF - megalithic structures, sometimes in EXCEEDINGLY inconvenient places all over the world...or more aptly: all over the World Grid?! How did the blocks get there, how do they fit so tight a piece of paper can't get through, and are they gigantic rock antennas and anti-grav gas stations for ancient aliens to fill up their craft? We don't know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think the do! Let's proooooooooooooooobe into The Alien Architects!

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Is the mysterious Rudloe Manor actually the “Area 51” of Britain? Is Rudloe Manor hiding crashed UFOs in it’s 2.2 million square foot underground tunnel system without the public’s knowledge? Is the Royal British Air Force reverse engineering alien technology right under the noses of the people in County Wiltshire? Is a road trip movie starring Nick Pope and Giorgio Tsoukalos FAR overdue?! We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into The Mystery of Rudloe Manor!

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Super heavy (metallic) balls from the sky in Vietnam? The Betz Sphere? The Wedge of Aiud? King Tut’s Dagger? Orichalcum from ancient Sicicly? Ancient metal alloys before the metallurgic knowledge to create them supposedly existed? Were all of these (and more!) actually forged by the gods...AKA ancient extraterrestrials? Were the Greek gods and other divine beings actually dropping technological hints for primitive cultures to get a secret lil’ head start on making the stuff that makes us...us? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into Forged by the Gods!

Joey had a family emergency this week which prevented recording a normal episode, so enjoy one of March's previously exclusive Patreon ep (patreon.com/probingancientaliens) of Probing Deeper: a Live Commentary episode (patreon.com/probingancientaliens) of David Wilcock and Corey Goode's February appearance on The Jenny McCarthy Show. It's about as meandering and narcissistic as you've come to expect from ol' Five Heads at Freddy's, himself...and Jenny is...a really, really bad radio host; and coming from us - that's saying something!

When, why and who started searching for UFOs in the late 1940’s? Was Roswell really the first reported UFO sighting? How did UFO hunting mega-organization, MUFON, actually come into being? Did aliens manipulate humanity to start the hunt for extraterrestrial life after World War II? If so...whyyyyyyy? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooooobe into The Alien Hunters - the Ancient Aliens Season 12 premiere episode!

What is the true nature of the Hindu god, Shiva? Is Shiva an actual physical being with all the magical bells and windows that the Vedic texts describe him as...or is he the representation of Atomic Energy incarnate? Is the sacred Mount Kilash actually a pyramid shrine to Shiva...or a radioactive dump site for extraterrestrials merely posing as Shiva? Do the highly worshipped Shiva Lingam symbols around the Asian world represent a mere phallic symbol...or the ancient atomic power plants that Shiva built along the rivers, streams and ocean coasts aeons ago? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into the Ancient Aliens Season 11 finale: Shiva the Destroyer!

Are alien abductions real? What really happens to the unfortunate (or perhaps fortunate?) and unwilling participants in this worldwide phenomena of galactic kidnapping? Some report being submitted to horrifying medical experiments, while others find the experience quite pleasant and educational - returning with sometimes vast amounts of advanced, otherworldly knowledge that could have only entered their mind from another, more advanced entity. Aren’t all abductees technically “returned” to their own lives afterward, making an entire episode of Ancient Aliens expounding on the subject highly redundant? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into The Returned!

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Get ready to have your minds...and maybe a little somethin' else....BLOWN with our almost 2.5 hour Review Discussion of YouTube / Amazon's HELLIER Season 1 and 2! Steve just finished (hehe) and I've been DRIPPING with anticipation to really get into the meat of this tasty paranormal docu-series with him that brings the viewer along for a highly intimate ghost / conspiracy / alien / mothman / HIGH STRANGENESS / synchronicity filled journey that's like nothing we've ever seen before. We probe deep into what worked, what didn't, and what funny idiosyncrasies the people on the show displayed while they talked so that we can, as always, do imitations of them as we discuss the labyrinthine twists and turns that Greg Newkirk, Dana Newkirk, Connor Randall, and Karl Pfeiffer take while on the trail of creepy goblins in rural Kentucky...and beyond.

Did the vast government UFO cover-up really start and stop with the infamous Roswell, New Mexico crash of 1947? Did other countries around the world follow the same secrecy protocols...or did they invent them first? Are there other Area 51 and S4-adjacent sites across the globe that were created during the 1940’s due to World War II and the advent of the first Earth based nuclear power in the United States? Does all the world’s technology actually tie back to the recovered Roswell flying saucer debris? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Beyond Roswell!