Probing Ancient Aliens

After the fall of the USSR and Gorbachev’s reign as it’s final president, thousands and thousands of previously classified KGB files were released to the public...many of them containing proof of UFO sightings, interactions and events by Russian politicos, cosmonauts, military officials, and civilians. The philosophy of Cosmology never really died since being outlawed by Lenin in 1917, and despite the USSR’s almost 80 years of secrecy, the extraterrestrials just kept on hangin’ with our friends to the east. Ancient Astronaut Theorists believe that the corroboration of decades of official Russian documents could be the “smoking Kalashnikov” that PROVES the ancient alien hypothesis to be true. Do Steve and Joey believe so, too? Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooobe into Russia’s Secret Files!

Regular listeners might know that we're big fans of the paranormal investigation series Hellier and it's cast: Greg Newkirk, Dana Newkirk, Karl Pfeiffer, Tyler Strand and Connor J. Randall - the latter of which invented an enhanced - and more "scientific" - SB7 Spirit Box method that is 'double blind': one person wears a blindfold and sound cancelling headphones, and another person asks the entities (inter-dimensional beings, aliens, spirits, etc.) so that the double blind person can't "be in on it" with the questioner.

We did our first sesh together on Twitch (video still available at Twitch.tv/probingancientaliens) the other night for Closet Knowledge, and some pretty shocking shit happens that we didn't expect at all. Let us know your thoughts on this - it's slow, but builds.

Is the Earth’s moon actually a hollowed out space station? Is it not only a space station...but an actual spacecraft piloted by extraterrestrials who are using it as a monitoring station for humanity? Did the Apollo 11 astronauts see more during their moon landing than NASA and the government allows them to speak publicly about? Is NASA hiding thousands of pictures providing proof of artificial structures dotting the moon’s surface - be it obelisks, pyramids, or entrances to underground space stations? Is “Amulet Assertion” going to replace William Henry’s current nickname of “Medallion Man?” Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into Space Station Moon!

Are human beings and all of our hominid ancestors simply the products of a grand extraterrestrial experiment? If this is true...what is the ultimate goal of alien / human hybridization? Is it a nefarious form of control placed upon us by cold, villainous masters; or are our ET “gods” simply trying to help us grow and be more like them? Are extinct hominids like Neanderthal, the Hobbits of Florins Island, or the Siberian Denisovans get forcefully eradicated by our alien overlords, or did the more prevalent Home Sapiens simply absorb them through interbreeding? How do giants fit into all of this? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into The Prototypes!

Does the Chinese government secretly hold proof that extraterrestrial intelligences have visited - and reside - on Earth? Is the Chinese government hiding the fact that hundreds of pyramids are hiding in plain sight, completely redefining our understanding of Chinese culture? Are literally all historical sites being utilized by aliens as underground / underwater bases of operation? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into The Hidden Empire....y’know...China.

Are there 9 mysterious alien entities that rule our universe? Are these 9 deities, first contacted by D.B. Vinod and Andrija Puharich, actually the same gods as Atum of Egypt, the council of 9 Olympians from ancient Greece, and the 9 emperor gods from ancient China? Is the Black Knight Satellite actually a 13,000 year old alien device that’s been gathering information on humanity since modern culture sprouted out of the Younger Dryas period at the end of the ice age? Does this episode have really ANYTHING to do with anything other than trying to tie Star Trek into Puharich’s parapsychological studies for the US government in the 50’s? We don’t know, but our Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooobe into The Mysterious Nine!

G’day and bonzer and all that sheet, mate! It’s toim to buggah down with this crocodile dundee-tastic episode of your FY-vrit shoi about Ancient Astronaut Theory! Steve and Joey were just as surprised as you just were reading the first sentence of this paragraph that this episode is 100% Australian...all the time. Do the aboriginal peoples of Australia actually hold the record for the oldest continuous culture in the world...and therefore the earliest humans to interact with ancient aliens? Are the Rainbow Serpent, Bayama, and other sky beings that aborigines classically worshipped simply misunderstood star-beings that came to the Outback from another world through stargates? Did ancient Egyptians visit Australia in the ancient past, shipwrecked, stranded and prone to carving hieroglyphics onto Aussie walls? What does any of this have to do with ancient aliens other than like two examples of deities? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooobe into The Wisdom Keepers!

The Cosmic Egg is seen in religions, mythic artwork, stone carvings and buried in the ground since time immemorial. This divine symbol of birth and rebirth has permeated our minds so much so that it’s depictions are more numerous than even the Christian cross or the Jewish star of David - so the question is...why? How did ancient man seem to understand that this singular point of all life, matter, and consciousness exploded the universe into existence - aka the modern day “big bang” theory? Were they told by extraterrestrials? Is this knowledge encoded into DNA by our ancient alien creators? How do egg shaped UFO’s fit into the universal shape that is the Egg? We don’t know - but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooobe into Decoding the Cosmic Egg!

Tsoukalos, Childress, Wilcock and the gang recap a recap of a rehashed episode for like the 5th time - talking about mathematicians like Ramanajan, Turing and other geniuses like "Steven Jobs" (as Childress says) who, of course, MUST have gotten ALL their inspiration from extraterrestrials as it's impossible to think of any sort of technological advancement without alien intervention. Let's prooooooooooooooobe into The Visionaries!

A very special treat for y'all this week - a peek into our Patreon content since Steve is out of town this week. This one is a treat! Our recent review discussion of David Wilcock's newest...uh..."documentary," The Cosmic Secret!

Ol' Five Heads at Freddies has a brand new movie - which he might refer to as a 'documentary - and boy is it a doozy! Over 2 hours of pure, dripping, greasy Wilcock Drips with plenty of his odd "insider" partner Corey Goode's own greasy 80s mafia movie hair-do thrown in for flavor. This movie is basically the book "The Secret" but with Wilcock and Goode's own overly-specific "facts" to support why we should all follow the ever-growing Cult of Wilcock's mission to evolve human consciousness and spirituality.