It’s Probing Ancient Aliens 100th Episode - and Joey’s wife surprises the boys with their very own - and perhaps, first of it’s kind - prolapse cake! After chowing down on some delicious pink sock meat, the boys discuss an episode of Ancient Aliens that, as usual, only has like 10% non re-hashed content in it; but that’s why we love Tsouks and the gang so damn much: their willingness to endlessly repeat themselves in slightly different ways. It’s all about why aliens look the way they do, how they evolved to have bird or insect heads with humanoid bodies...and answering the age-old question: do they look like us...or do we look like them? Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into The Alien Evolution!

Serial killers who claim to be controlled by demons. Dictators with occult sources of power control the masses. Cult figures like Alistor Crowley and L. Ron Hubbard practicing magic rituals. Are these connections to Dark Forces simply the Judeo-Christian mythos coming to fruition in reality? Or are all evil pacts and deals with the devil simply Extraterrestrials manipulating humanity into fighting for their side of an endless alien civil war? Why is David Childress so DEVILISHLY handsome? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooobe into Dark Forces!

Are many, if not most, of the ancient extra terrestrial "gods"...actually robots? Was the Egyptian creator god, Osiris, able to be put back together after dismemberment, not because of heavenly magic, but because he had interchangeable robotic body parts? If we are already fast-approaching robots that are indistinguishable from organic humans...what's to have stopped super advanced ancient aliens from having an infinite supply of self replicating robots to travel the cosmos, risk free? Are the classic "grey" aliens actually just manufacured organic robots (aka "androids") who abduct and harvest human beings for their genetic material so that that they can assimilate and replicate on their own? Steve and Joey don't know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let's proooooooooooooooooobe into Aliens & Robots!

This episode is dedicated completely...and oddly...to Wernher Von Braun, the world’s most famous former Nazi rocket scientist! The Ancient Aliens production crew really phoned this one in and might even have gone to Wikipedia, or scripts of old Ancient Aliens episodes, to get most of the factoids they’re spewing about old Wernher. Still, Steve and Joey like to think that they can add a little spice - and spit! - to any re-hash episode of this crazy show, plus some big announcements are made about a certain...desert-based contact event that might be attending again! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooobe into NASA’s Secret Agenda and only talk about Wernher Von Braun!

Was the lost continent of Atlantis home to a pre-cursor race of advanced, yet ancient, human beings? Are the Atlanteans and the biblical “Pre-Adamites” one and the same race of people? How did Peri Ries know about the coastline of Antarctica during the Renaissance...when Antarctica’s coastline has been obscured by huge sheets of ice for over 6000 years? Did the Ice Age end - subsequently drowning thousands of advanced coastal cities - violently due to a meteoric cataclysm, destroying our advanced ancient knowledge from “those who came before?” For once Steve and Joey koind of agree with our plucky ancient astronaut theorists because they’re going pretty deep into some Graham Hancock shit! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Aliens B.C.!!!!!

Do competing races of aliens have completely separate agendas for humanity and its ultimate destiney? Are there “good aliens” and “bad aliens” that proliferate or destroy our advanced knowledge of the past - like Prometheus bringing fire, or the burning of the Library of Alexandria? Did the evil extraterrestrials manipulate Hitler and his Nazis toward their own ends, with the goal of subjugating most of the earth and collecting ancient artifacts for mysterious purposes? Why don’t any of the Ancient Astronaut Theorists mention any of the Reptillian / Illuminati conspiracy shit this ENTIRE show?! It’s staring them right in the face and they just dance around it! C’mon bro!!! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into The Alien Agenda

Steve and Joey are wrapping up their vacation so here's a previously EXCLUSIVE episode of Closet Knowledge from our Patreon - all about how we went on our own Paranormal Investigation of the David Oman House! This spooky Beverly Hills haunted house (and it's quirky owner) claims that Sharon Tate and the other Manson Murder victims have set up shop there, just a few doors down from where they were brutally slain back in 1969. We used all the tools of the trade - all the best stuff from Ghost Adventures - and one of us even felt some crazy, inexplicable feelings that we'll never forget. Are we still skeptics or full on gaga for ghosts now? Listen up and find out!

How is it possible that entire ancient cultures seemingly vanish without a trace, consistently and constantly over the centuries? Do they die of disease? Do environmental changes force an exodus from their cities and lands? Does civil war rip their societies to shreds? Or...are ancient - and modern! - extraterrestrials abducting entire cultures en masse to perform experiments for unknown purposes? Is earth truly a giant alien laboratory and has been for thousands, or even millions, of years? How much plastic surgery has Linda Molten Howe ACTUALLY had on her face?! Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into The Vanishings!

Are there pyramids hidden all over the world - under the ocean and sands - that are just lying there, waiting to be found? What could these hidden pyramids tell us about ancient cultures BEFORE ancient Egypt and Sumeria. Are there pyramids hidden under North and South America? What about the pyramids being uncovered in the Amazon rainforest as we cut down swaths of trees so we can have soy bean farms to feed cows so we can all eat hamburgers?!! Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut researchers sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Hidden Pyramids!

Did aliens have a strong influence over the outcome of the civil war? Did Abraham Lincoln communicate with extraterrestrial beings and see visions of George Washington that turned the tide of battle on more than one occasion? Did aliens give honest Abe constant premonitions of his death? Did the founding fathers believe in aliens? Was Moronai, the Mormonism-creating angel that communed with Joseph Smith, in fact, an ancient ET? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Aliens and the Civil War!