Profane & Profound

THIS WEEK:

What happens when you get an infection so bad your dick falls off? Why, you get a new one built into your arm, of course. Duh...

Also:

- Which was a bigger show of stupid: Trump's Axios interview or Biden's NAHJ interview?

- Are the Migos getting robbed? And is it over for Quality Control?

- The fuck is wrong with Talib Kweli?

- Jalen Rose's Hairline: Legit or Bullshit?

- A college degree from Roc Nation? Word?

- Even on a show that makes jokes about every-damn-thing, there is NOTHING we found funny about the explosion in Beirut and the destruction it caused. Not a damn thing.

Among other topics...

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THIS WEEK:

We talk places Black folks should NEVER visit, why Drake going indie would NOT change the game and why "Throw Some D's" is a certified Negro Spiritual.

Also...

- We REALLY don't want Mike Tyson to fight... but we still gon watch.

- Herman Cain died and it says a lot...

- How is MacKenzie Scott out here single with $37 BILLION??? We lookin' for her...

- Fuck Donald Trump and J.W. Lucas.

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

When there's not a lot of news we care about, things can get hectic. This episode is all over the place...

We find out:

- What kinda stupid-ass people jump out of planes FOR FUN??

- How fast will you die if you're drowning and Max-El is the only person there to help?

- Why don't people have more respect for the ocean's gangsta?

- Can Andrew Gillum's career recover from him being caught with his ass out?

- Who knew Jay-Z could pull such a sucka move?

- Why do people call Kim K a hoe?

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

Jada finally sat down and addressed all this August Alsina drama. That shit didnt change our opinion on anything, though. August is still a lame.

Other than that:

- Did Nick Cannon deserve to get canned for what he said?

- What the fuck REALLY happened with Meg Thee Stallion & Tory Lanez? Did HE shoot her??

- Who's snitching in the NBA? Is it Chris Paul? (Probably so.)

- Who the fuck reads BOOKS?!

- Why are there SO many weird-ass names in Memphis?

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

It was a SUPER slow news week, so we spend waaay too much time discussing the T.I./50 Cent situation. Mainly, we try to figure out why Tip seems so damn angry. He must not realize the Verzuz battles are all about LOVE. Somebody should tell him issa celebration, shawty.

Other than that, we touch thrilling topics like:

- What in the fuck is Kanye talkin' about in that Forbes interview?

- Will Trump finally give up his tax returns now the SCOTUS said he has to? (Doubt it.)

- How many times will Angela Rye be a guest on Charlamagne's new show? Our guess is several.

- You know how to CALMLY ride a rollercoaster? Just scream in your heart.

And a couple other things, but that's pretty much it. Told you it was a slow week.

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THIS WEEK:

Happy birthday, Mike Tyson!

Why is August Alsina snitchin'?!

Why is DJ Akademiks here?

Why won't Terry Crews shut the fuck up?

"I am Shakespeare in the flesh, WALT DISNEY."

AMONGST OTHER THINGS!!

(Nothing too serious this week. Just good times being had.)

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THIS WEEK:

It's a damn shame what they did to Aunt Viv. Why would they change the character so drastically just because they switched the actor? Max and Keith try to figure it out.

Also:

- Can you believe it's been 11 years since Michael Jackson died?

- Are we the only ones who DON'T wanna see Mike Tyson fight again?

- Justice for Elijah Clark and CASH ANTONIO SMITH THE FUCK OUT.

- It's still FUCK NASCAR!!

- You ever heard gangsta rap played on a xylophone, muthafucka??

Amongst other things...

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THIS WEEK:

So Trump is the one who made Juneteenth popular, huh? Do you believe all these hangings were really suicides? Can you believe Chappelle wasn't funny? Why are white newsmen allowed to be "blacker" on TV than Black newsmen? Do woke niggas ever sleep?

Amongst other pressing issues...

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THIS WEEK:

Did "Be Water" belong on ESPN? What was your game like in middle school? Why Terry Crews STAY sayin' some sucka shit? How do fake titties feel? What does "defund the police" even mean? Why do people watch funerals on TV? What's up with foot fetishes? Buttsex is gross.

Among other things...

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We wish Breonna Taylor was here to celebrate her 27th birthday, and are looking forward to the day her murderers in blue are convicted. We remain hopeful that day will come.

THIS WEEK:

We get into the ongoing nationwide demonstrations raging in the wake of George Floyd's murder at the hands of the police, and try to figure out why ALLLL these whitefolks and major corporations being so involved seems so... weird.

But THEN we get into the bullshit, like --

- How the fuck did Don Lemon get un-cancelled?

- Big Meech wants to give BMF a rebrand?

- Howcome people don't realize Ice-T is the coldest hustler in the game?

- Why Freddie Gibbs cook LL like that?

Amongst other things...

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