Profane & Profound

Profane & Profound

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Profane & Profound episodes

  • The Clip Show, Vol. 2
    THIS WEEK:
    The fellas will be somewhere getting drunk as shit to celebrate the end of 2020 and won't be available to record, so this week's episode is a compilation of clips from the past 30 episodes or so. You'll get to revisit some of the smart (and a lot of the stupid) shit we've discussed over the past year, like...
    - Memphis cats and their WEIRD-ASS names!
    - We shouldn't judge people's Blackness.
    - It's probably AC Green's fault Magic caught HIV.
    - There is only ONE Aunt Viv that matters.
    - Ace Ventura is one of the coolest characters EVER.
    - Silkk The Shocker makes Magoo sound like Nas.
    Among other things...
    PRESS PLAY!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
    56 min
  • Holiday Shit
    THIS WEEK:
    It's Christmas Day, so by default this is the Holiday Episode.
    But we only spent like 10 minutes on that corny shit before getting to the good shit, such as:
    - Is a championship ring a piece of jewelry to be worn or a trophy to be displayed?
    - Whitefolks done gentrified "Chopped And Screwed"? SMH
    - Fortunately, there's a DJ Screw biopic in the works to keep things in order.
    - Is Stephen Jackson right about James Harden?
    - Why would you smoke weed with no THC in it? That shit dumb.
    Among other things...
    PRESS PLAY!!
    2 hr 6 min
  • West Coastin'
    THIS WEEK:
    We're getting ready for this weekend's epic #Verzuz matchup with some eternal slaps from E-40 and Too $hort, then we dive into topics like...
    - Why staging counterprotests against them MAGA mufuckas makes you look dumber than them
    - Is Soulja Boy more of a legend than Nipsey Hussle?
    - Who gave away $4 BILLION in the past 4 months?
    - What we REALLY think of Kamala Harris.
    - Is "checking in" still required when rappers travel?
    - The FUNNIEST part of Coming To America.
    Among other things...
    PRESS PLAY!!
    2 hr 1 min
  • "Knowledge Of Self"
    THIS WEEK:
    Keith turns 40!!! Gotdamn that boy gettin' OLD!!
    We actually recorded on the eve of the big day and Keith had some kickin' it to do, so we kept it relatively short so he could get outta here and bring his birthday in properly.
    We discuss:
    - The importance of understanding yourself.
    - How Nate Parker's "American Skin" is about to be THE SHIT! (And is Spike Lee involved or not?)
    - Why the government's lawsuit against Facebook seems like bullshit.
    - Howcome Kanye didn't pay them folks?
    - Why does Floyd Mayweather keep making these sucka moves?
    - If a French Montana/Jim Jones Verzuz actually happens, will anybody watch?
    - Why was Holyfield's head underneath Mike Tyson's?
    - Remembering Natalie Desselle
    Among other things...
    PRESS PLAY!!
    1 hr 37 min
  • The Catch-Up
    THIS WEEK:
    Since we missed last week because of Thanksgiving we spent this episode getting caught up on shit that happened while we were away, including:
    - Does Nate Robinson deserve respect for takin' that ass-whoopin'?
    - Are we REALLY about to boycott Chappelle's Show?
    - Is the new Kevin Hart special funny or naw?
    - What kinda nigga livestreams his liposuction procedure? The fuck is Funk Flex on?
    - Remembering that bitch Don Imus, the pioneer of cancel culture.
    Among other things...
    PRESS PLAY!!!!
    2 hr 6 min
  • The VERZUZ Episode
    THIS WEEK:
    This episode was recorded while the Jeezy/Gucci Mane Verzuz was happening!
    We prepared for and reacted to the biggest Verzuz to date with predictions, assumptions, picks and critiques! Are they gon fight? Will they have their wives with them? Will their wives fight? What's gon happen?? We had no idea!!
    BUT ALSO:
    - Why are rappers getting shot so often in Texas?
    - How was that Fresh Prince reunion? What about that new Kevin Hart special?
    - Why in the FUCK do we still use the Electoral College system?
    - Was the vandalism of Nipsey's shopping plaza an insurance scam?
    - Should Jeezy be calling people out on their level of "street"? And why does his album cover make him look like a nigga who paints frescoes?
    Among other things...
    PRESS PLAY!!
    2 hr 2 min
  • "Nobody Wants You Here"
    THIS WEEK:
    - That bitch Trump STILL refuses to hold this L.
    - Dealing with depression as a Black man.
    - Howcome Black folks don't like "Seinfeld"?
    - Is Kevin Hart still funny?
    - Can Black folks be racist?
    - Picnics are trash.
    - The curious case of Quawan Charles.
    Among other things...
    PRESS PLAY!
    1 hr 53 min
  • Profane & Presidential
    THIS WEEK:
    - Election 2020 is ratchet as fuck!
    - Bernie Sanders is Miss Cleo.
    - Joe Biden ain't got no eyebrows sometimes.
    - Shopping as a grown man is hard sometimes.
    - John Mattingly is a bitch ALL the time.
    - Everybody in Oregon is about to be HIGH AS HELL!
    - We must protect Keiajah Brooks.
    Amongst other things...
    PRESS PLAY!!
    2 hr 4 min
  • "Lose All Civility"
    THIS WEEK:
    Pretty slow news week, so we spent time on some important topics like...
    - Do people really give a damn about Colin Kaepernick's formative years?
    - Jay-Z is selling drugs again. Shawn Kemp, too.
    - Common is living one of the coldest single lives ever.
    - The most professional way to tell somebody you will walk over there and FUCK THEM UP.
    - Pregnant middle schoolers.
    - Does T.I. really believe he can beat Jeezy AND Busta at the same time? We're not so sure he does...
    Among other things...
    PRESS PLAY!!!
    1 hr 58 min
  • Episode 90
    THIS WEEK:
    - Why TI/Busta would be a better Verzuz than TI/Jeezy.
    - What's going on in Nigeria? What is #EndSARS all about?
    - Have we finally found out what REALLY happened the night Meg got hurt?
    - Trying to win voters with a battle rap ad? Yall goin' for this pandering or naw?
    - Barry O wants ALL the smoke.
    - The problem with grand juries...
    - What in the hell is Hipgnosis and why are so many artists agreeing to sell them their publishing?
    Among other things...
    PRESS PLAY!!!
    2 hr 15 min

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