Profane & Profound

Profane & Profound

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Profane & Profound episodes

  • No Disrespect
    THIS WEEK:
    Yoooo -- who else thinks Kirk Franklin's son better watch his back before he gets STOMP'd out? He done turnt Gospel Puff Daddy into Sanctified Suge Knight. Kirk wanted ALL the smoke. Put ya hands together.
    ALSO:
    - King James and Yeezus are rich as fuck. Holy shit...
    - Racist crimes and the racist cops who act like the crimes and criminals ain't racist
    - The tragic tale of the punk bitch who murdered an entire family over $250.
    - Should you care about issues concerning people who aint concerned about you?
    - Guess what? High blood sugar makes you racist. Diabeetus breeds bigotry and we aint even know it.
    - The wackest thing about weed legalization...
    - What the hell is an NFT?
    Among other things...
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    2 hr 41 min
  • The More You Know
    THIS WEEK:
    We got on some philosophical shit and sought to teach you mufuckas somethin' with this one.
    Well, kinda...
    We discussed some VERY important topics, including:
    - Why it's SO important to remain (or become)active as you get older
    - "Clueless" vs. "Space Jam' -- which is the better movie?
    - Is selling your company a bad thing if you're Black?
    - How many damn apps is Facebook tryin' to put on your phone?
    - They cancelled Pepe LePew, fam. Is NOTHING sacred anymore??
    - Why is everybody goin so hard on "Coming 2 America"?
    Amongst other things...
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    2 hr 8 min
  • "Titty Skeet"
    THIS WEEK:
    After spending last week laying in the sun and smoking weed in paradise, Max-El returns to the spot to recap his birthday trip before he and Lil' Keith touch all (well, MOST of) the topics they missed while he was gone, including:
    - What's wrong with calling breast milk "breast milk"? Why would anybody have a problem with that?
    - What's next for Bobby Shmurda?
    - So if you're a cop and you kill a nigga, you might not get fired. But if you're a Black cop who SAYS "nigga," your Black ass is outta there? Sounds about white.
    - Mufuckas failed Britney Spears, fam.
    - What's the best BIG verse?
    Among other things...
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    3 hr 10 min
  • The Next Generation
    THIS WEEK:
    - What does the future hold as far as technology goes? Where do we go from here?
    - Are promiscuous women being praised now? Who makes the rules for how a woman approaches being single?
    - Why is Jay-Z still so nice?
    - Who gives a fuck Rush Limbaugh died? Anybody? *crickets*
    - The LEAST corny thing about Russell Wilson is...
    - Who shot at CyHi?
    Among other things...
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    1 hr 51 min
  • XXX
    THIS WEEK:
    - What happened to porn STARS? Like, the household names? Is there too much porn out here nowadays?
    - Raise your hand if you had NO IDEA Puff sold Sean John...
    - Ja Rule takes a course at Harvard... do we care? And when is college really even necessary?
    - On a scale of "DUH" to "FUCKIN' RETARDED," how stupid is the girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair?
    - You hear about the nigga that pulled the robbery prank? He dead.
    Among other things...
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    2 hr 25 min
  • Black As Fuck
    It's Black History Month! Fuck Daniel Cameron!
    THIS WEEK:
    - Offset invented Nike AND Michael Jordan. INVENTED THEM!
    - How do three people end up dead over a dispute about some snow?
    - Keeping a safe distance and wearing mittens because it's cold ain't white privilege, fam.
    - Monogamy is a lifestyle choice.
    - Why does Max-El know so many damn words?
    - Why are the police in Rochester some bitches?
    - This nigga Shaq trippin'.
    Among other things...
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    2 hr 27 min
  • ROYALTY
    THIS WEEK:
    We start off by paying due respect to the HEAVY hitters we've lost in the past week with a calm and classy tribute.
    THEN we get back to our usual, classless selves and get into topics like --
    - What in the fuck just happened with GameStop stock?
    - How the hell did that cop end up in Trey Songz' headlock of death?
    - What are we, the people, gon' do about the cowards that assaulted the young sista in Harlem?
    - Who killed chivalry?
    - How should we react when somebody says the right things in the WRONGEST of ways?
    Among other things...
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    2 hr 26 min
  • TOXIC
    We talked some wild shit on this one, so put ya damn kids away because this might ruin them.
    THIS WEEK:
    - Our in-depth (and spoiler-filled) review of Nate Parker's "American Skin."
    - How long before these old-ass Presidents die?
    - What's the difference between a pardon and a commutation?
    - Howcome Ashanti's fine ass ain't got no man? Is she crazy or somethin'?
    - Michelle Obama was at the Inauguration lookin' like Swagneto on them hoes!
    - ...But a million hugs from Michelle won't make us forget that it's still FUCK GEORGE W. BUSH FOREVER. And ever.
    Among other things...
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    2 hr 20 min
  • Freestyle Friday
    THIS WEEK:
    We USUALLY have a list of prepared topics to discuss, but we're slippin' this week. So we just went off the dome like we were in The Basement with Big Tigg.
    Well, kinda.
    We managed to get a good show in even without a plan, and we covered compelling topics like:
    - Why Lori Harvey is doin' EXACTLY what she's supposed to be doing
    - Why "spousal support" is some bullshit
    - Why Harden to Brooklyn is finna be some bullshit
    - Why "it's NEVER, EVER okay to hit women" is some bullshit
    - Why Da Baby's most recent arrest is some bullshit
    Among other things...
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    2 hr 19 min
  • Big Face
    THIS WEEK:
    WE FINALLY HIT TRIPLE DIGITS!!! Issa celebration, bitches!!
    And one of our heroic hosts did a lil TOO much celebrating, but we'll let you see for yourself which host that is.
    Anyway -- we jump off the new year talkin' bout:
    - How them MAGA Craggas done finally went full retard.
    - Does Eminem have legit beef with Snoop?
    - Can Master P make niggas give a fuck about Reebok again?
    - What the fuck is Clubhouse?
    - Hipgnosis strikes AGAIN!
    - A person wild enough to wear Air Jordans with adidas pants will cut your gotdamn throat for NOTHING.
    Among other things...
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    1 hr 50 min

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