Profane & Profound

We know, we know -- and we're sorry. Yes, this episode was supposed to drop 11 days ago. But we had some technical difficulties and equipment malfunctions and whatnot that hindered our ability to edit and release this episode in a timely manner.

In other words, shit was fucked up and we had to fix it. And we did, at least temporarily.

More on that in the next few days...

Anyway --

THIS WEEK (which is really the week before last):

- Keith is back from Mexico! Is he a drug kingpin and cartel boss now? Tune in to find out!

- How long before ALL these PPP scammers get punished, penalized and prosecuted?

- What the fuck happened to Tyler Herro? And should he whoop Jayson Tatum's ass?

- Parenting, living responsibly and some other important and mature shit.

- Have you ever had so much sex on a couch that the legs fell off of it?

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

Keith is busy globetrotting so Max-El held it down dolo. That explains why the show is SO late. That nigga Max be on CP time. SMH

Anyway, he breaks the whole Kwame Brown-against-the-world fiasco down to decide whether Kwame is on bullshit or not, and touches a few other topics, including:

- Who was wrong in the whole Joe Budden Podcast fiasco, and why was it Joe?

- A Black "Wonder Years"? Didn't we already have one of those?

- That field kit the police use to test for drugs is some fuckin' bullshit.

- Howcome you can't find nice, regular-fitting jeans anymore? Why are they all either skinny as fuck or fat dude-sized? Who in the fuck wears a 42/28?

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

What can we take away from the situation at The Joe Budden Podcast? Is doing business with friends a good idea or a recipe for disaster?

ALSO:

- Is the Covid vaccine really turning mufuckas into walking antennas?

- J. Cole is goin to play basketball in Africa. He must already know that Africans can't hoop.

- How does DJ Khaled run on the treadmill every day but manage to remain fat?

- When is Hip-Hop finally gonna have its OWN Hall Of Fame?

- How many pee breaks can be taken in one podcast episode? Let's find out...

Among other things.

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THIS WEEK:

Yo -- do Asian people and Black people really not give a fuck about each other, or is this just another plot by The Man to divide and conquer? Let's discuss...

This is a LONG episode because cats got SUPER intellectual with topics like:

- Who the fuck gave Nas that hat he wore in that new video from the Khaled album? Got Esco lookin' like Stymie Chaplin...

- Do we let Jay-Z get away with too much bullshit?

- What's the point of Cinco de Mayo? Do Mexicans give a fuck?

- Where in the fuck is Colin Kaepernick?

- How much info is too much to share with your kid?

- Ever seen a woman fuck a horse?

- Men, how do you handle pressure? And what's the best way for us to deal with sadness?

- Kids on a first date? Word?

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

Since neither of our hosts came adequately prepared, the majority of this week's topics were absolutely random. VERY unprofessional of us.

Still, the homies managed to get in a spirited debate and touch a small range of subjects, including:

- Whoever believes Snowfall is better than The Wire must be either smokin', tootin' or shootin'. Because it ain't. It absolutely aint.

- What the fuck is wrong with Floyd Mayweather? Why is he still WORKING to make money? Howcome he ain't on "mailbox money" status yet?

- Remember the "Contract With Black America"? What ever happened to that?

- Dr. Umar Johnson sometimes walks around with a FULL BEARD and NO MUSTACHE!! No wonder he ain't gettin the support he thinks he should be getting. Black men with #nostache are generally untrustworthy and uncouth.

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

Is anybody else tired of all this death? Shit...

This week the fellas get into some of the police-related fuckery of the past week, as well as other stimulating topics including --

- Red Verzuz Mef

- Master P sends his kid to The Real TSU, but what the fuck kinda name is "Hercy"?

- Is Jake Paul ducking more NBA smoke?

- You hear the one about the couple who tried to have their wedding at a stranger's mansion? That shit crazy.

- Can "all lives matter" and "fuck Black lives" live inside the same body? Let's investigate...

- RIP Black Rob.

- Shock G, too? What in the fuck is goin' on?

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

Did you hear about the schoolteacher named Barney who thought he could rob a Mexican cartel? That dude is dumb as FUCK! We'll tell you ALL about it.

Let's also discuss...

- Why are the cops in Minnesota killing so many Black folks?

- Why do YOU care so much whether I get vaccinated?

- How can Hip-Hop help Black Rob?

- Should activists be paid for their activism?

- Why aren't there more police officers like Cariol Horne?

- What will happen if Derek Chauvin is not convicted?

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

Keith couldn't make it this week but the fellas didn't wanna leave you without your weekly fix so Max-El held it down and delivered a solo quickie. He touched topics including...

- What in the FUCK was Paul Pierce thinking?

- Is Derek Chauvin really about to go to prison?

- Are we tired of movie remakes yet?

- Does Draymond have a point about the WNBA or is he just hatin'?

- Could you have sex with somebody 36 years old than you?

- ALL of our hearts are with DMX.

Among other things... but not many.

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THIS WEEK:

- Mike Strahan's new teeth

- Is Lil Nas X brilliant?

- Can Nike win their lawsuit over the devil shoes? And what in the fuck is "First Sale Doctrine"?

- Why was Quavo fighting over a bag? And who bears more responsibility in a domestic dispute?

- As a man who's spoken for, does flirting with (but not fucking) single women prove your superiority or is it playing with fire?

-HOW IN THE FUCK WAS MAX-EL NOT ON THE "WORLD'S SEXIEST BALD MEN" LIST?! That shit is a traveshamockery.

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

There wasn't a whole lot to discuss this week but the Profane Pair still managed to do what they always do: talk that good shit about the deepest and most important stories of our time, such as:

- Why in the fuck is Melle Mel talkin SO much shit? (And who's responsible for his TRASH-ass facial hair choices?)...

- How did Derrick Jaxn trick the WHOLE internet into helping promote his new book?

- What laws did the dude who took all them guns with him to Publix ACTUALLY break...?

- Aww shit, Kanye ain't really worth 6 billion?? That nigga's a BUM!!

- Fuck relationship experts forever. And ever. They don't know shit.

Among other things...

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