This week, fan favorite Laura Crawford returns to share the story of media fraudster Alan Abel who fooled everyone from Donahue to Walter Cronkite, started fake campaigns against animal nudity and faked his own death.

Aaron Pita, in his most challenging profile yet, takes on the original hypervert: The Marquis! Hear Matt and John squirm though the descriptions of the French psycho's real and imagined depictions of depravity and Aaron's careful comparison to modern taboo literature.

Matt brings the story of the Green family, starting with the matriarch, the Witch Of Wall Street, an incouragable, miserable woman, who made millions of dollars and zero friends and ending with the story of her son, The Colonel, who spent as much as he could on everything he could, including one grand mamillian phallus.

John discovers new information on the porn director turned ice cream shop armed robber from episode three and mysteries are solved, chop is synthetic, and the last laugh is Phil’s.

For the holidays, we share another killer Patreon subscribers-only episode! Our friend Nisa Ward joins us to talk about being duped into appearing in O.J. Simpsons’s TV prank show and John fills in with background on Juiced, the strangest and trashiest television show ever created.

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Matt, John, and Aaron bring out another trove of offbeat songs, internet oddities, movie clips, and - of course - insane porno to pore over and get stupid with.

This week John concludes the Nixon Profile by talking about the paranoid president’s motives for self destruction and zeroing in on some miscellaneous clips including Tricky Dick joking about JFK’s true killer.

Episode 50 sees John share the first half of the story of Richard Milhous Nixon! Poverty, hard work, a little cucky courtship, and a touching friendship with and fondness for another president are just a few of the little known details of the story of the oddball POTUS!

For the holidays, a taste of our Patreon page. We're rejoined by Radostin Zahariev so John can tell the guys about this anonymous Canadian man who is married to a woman but also "dating" a horse. He gets into his sexual history with the horse and is adamant it's consensual. WARNING: This is an episode that is only for creeps!!!! Saddle up! Check out Profiles In Eccentricity on Patreon and consider joining.

This episode John shares the story of England’s Purple Aki, a bizarre profile of a fitness enthusiast whose compulsion to squeeze young men’s muscles led him to being labelled as a sex offender, serving time in prison, and his conviction for being involved in a young man’s death. Plus, Matt serves up harrowing early talking dolls.