Project Coldfeet

This episode is all about company bonding.

Do you wanna be in our foxhole??? Follow along at home for a lesson how how to interact with us in a way that doesn’t make u look like a little b*tch…

we didn’t know he was already dead, but at least he really lived. Everything we said on this episode, every single word, was a joke. We’re sowwy :/

We discuss our favorite marvel comedians, the global cabal, & depression. Also, jenny like definetly gave forrest aids right?

Derek isn’t doing so hot. Ian & Aurora try to help him by forcing him into an Illuminati humiliation ritual. Sit down, shoot up, & listen.

This is the “Fuck Ian” episode. Derek doesn’t have his medication & Aurora’s parents support her cam girl career.

Apparently Whale-Sharks are NOT mammals. Rather than being embarrassed by this factual mistake, Derek is going to use it as a learning experience. We are joined this week by friend of the pod & the only black man we know who cannot swim, Marcus!

monkeys wasnt meant to eat home made yogurt, even on Aurora’s birthday :/

On this episode, we discuss states’ rights. Featuring Edison!

Why come Rhinos got laid before Adam? God like straight up forgot 2 make bitches.