Project Coldfeet

Project Coldfeet

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Project Coldfeet episodes

  • Jumanji Fan, Jamiroquai Goy (Patreon Preview)
    So much has changed in the world since we recorded this. much lvoe all peace no more bomb
    If you want to hear the full episode:
    1. Sneak into your mom's room, reach in her purse & grab that ornate wallet your dad bought her from Guatamala before he gambled away your college fund & ran away with that lot lizard (also from guatamala).
    2. Hop onto your computer with uninhibited internet access & go to www.patreon.com/lsld, then pick one of those fun little tiers we have on there.
    3. Enter in that really long number from the back of your mom's credit card & we PROMISE we will help you find your dad.
    go to mammothheadware.com & use code lsldpod @checkout for 10% of a big hat!
    5 min
  • Free Britney? Bitch, I'll Take Two!
    This episode may seem to indicate LSLD doesn’t “trust the science,” or is actively spreading vaccine “disinformation.” But, that is simply NOT true. We were just goofin. In fact, Derek believes in the vaccine soooo much that he purchased multiple fake ids just so he could go back & get more jabs to be extra safe.
    55 min
  • Kill Phil: VoLuMe FuN
    Rora & D.G. are joined by good pal Matt as they learn fun new facts about the world around them!
    The Bodi tribe where size really does matter? ✓
    Woman seeking worm? ✓
    A shitty form of Edward Said's Orientalism? ✓
    D.G. morphing into a cornered chihuahua? ✓
    If you want to hear the uncensored cut:
    1. Sneak into your mom's room, reach in her purse & grab that ornate wallet your dad bought her from Guatamala before he gambled away your college fund & ran away with that lot lizard (also from guatamala).
    2. Hop onto your computer with uninhibited internet access & go to www.patreon.com/lsld, then pick one of those fun little tiers we have on there.
    3. Enter in that really long number from the back of your mom's credit card & we PROMISE we will help you find your dad.
    1 hr 12 min
  • Cis Benoit: The Wigga Cypher

    Ian & D.G. take it easy on this one. They discuss ethnic cuisine, the framing of Gary Busey, & the best Jeff Bridges' movies of all time.

    Hate the beeps? Wanna hear words instead? Head on over to www.patreon.com/lsld



    1 hr 8 min
  • Pablomatic (Patreon Exclusive Preview)

    Apparently, Picasso participated in the bukkake of conjoined twins?

    There's a lot going on in this one, including Rora making D.G. watch graphic pornographic material.


    Head on over to our patreon for the full episode.

    13 min
  • Jared Fogle’s Longest Yard Fantasy Football Draft Picks (Lakai the Space Dog’s One Way Trip)

    Ermmm which the deuce?

    In this episode: Leo, Rora, & D.G. check in on Jared Subway, discuss the ramifications of Lizzo’s actions, & cover pretty much everything else there is to cover.
    Also, Leo tried to tell Rora & D.G. a story about some kind of gay space dog? But, they didn’t give a shit!
    It’s important to say, when D.G. & Rora do the Asian voices, they are doing it respectfully 🙏 only love for all of humankind.
    www.patreon.com/lsld


    1 hr 39 min
  • Viking Funeral (Patreon Preview)

    Hey, we like you. You've always been nice to us. Don't show up to Burning Man tomorrow.



    Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld  

    —If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch.

    The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A

    Twitter: @lsldpod

    —D.G.: @ibangmybros

    —Ian: @LSLDian

    —Leo: @Leonardcowalski (currently suspended but fighting the power behind bars 

    like Jack Unterweger)

    —Stasha: @stupid3m0kids

    Instagram: @lsldpod

    TikTok: @lsldpod (We strictly post PRC propaganda, but in fun, lighthearted way!)

    Promos:

    Do you have an abnormally large head & the cool, hip fashion hats you see others sporting just don't work for you? Go to: www.mammothheadwear.com & use code "LSLD" at checkout for a sweet ass discount (it's like 20% or something, I don't know, I forgot. I can't keep track of everything ok Debra? This goes towards those "child support payments" & the federal "government" has garnished my wages, are you fucking happy Deb? So please just buy a fucking hat. I don't even care if you wear it, order one & throw it in the trash please, I don't give a fucking shit. This is my only source of income & I swear I am one traumatic life event away from doing something incredibly unhinged).

    Ok, that should cover all of it. Love you bye!

    9 min
  • Johny Bootlegger is Killing the Walruses

    Heads up, LSLDtards: Leo's audio is real quiet at the beginning there because he has no idea how to speak into a microphone (he is literally just a guy). However, we promise it improves as the 'sode progresses (progress is the pinnacle achievement for all logical life forms in the universe *praying hands emoji*)

    Rock, people, scissor!

    Wanna impress Us? find a pickle that turns himself into a scientist.

    We've got a doozy for you this week as D.G. & Leonard Cowalski (recently incarcerated in free speech maximum security prison by the cyberspace tyrant Lord Musk) get you caught up on everything you need to know, ever...about anything.

    You're going to want to put on your sportsball helmet as they dive into current events, a little based-ball, some riveting facts about the sovereign nation of Texas (read this as Tay-Haus, it's more humorous that way), & even suicide by ratatouille.

    Oh yeah, & they might just save the world; you're welcome, fucking neophytes.


    Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld  

    —If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch.

    The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A

    Twitter: @lsldpod

    —D.G.: @ibangmybros

    —Ian: @LSLDian

    —Leo: @Leonardcowalski (currently suspended but fighting the power behind bars 

    like Jack Unterweger)

    —Stasha: @stupid3m0kids

    Instagram: @lsldpod

    TikTok: @lsldpod (We strictly post PRC propaganda, but in fun, lighthearted way!)

    Promos:

    Do you have an abnormally large head & the cool, hip fashion hats you see others sporting just don't work for you? Go to: www.mammothheadwear.com & use code "LSLD" at checkout for a sweet ass discount (it's like 20% or something, I don't know, I forgot. I can't keep track of everything ok Debra? This goes towards those "child support payments" & the federal "government" has garnished my wages, are you fucking happy Deb? So please just buy a fucking hat. I don't even care if you wear it, order one & throw it in the trash please, I don't give a fucking shit. This is my only source of income & I swear I am one traumatic life event away from doing something incredibly unhinged).

    Ok, that should cover all of it. Love you, bye!

    2 hr 1 min
  • The Roanoke Recapitulation: Give Jared a Second Chance?

    Well shoot, the guys really went ham with this 'sode?

    Look, there’s a lot going on with this one so I guess you’re just gonna have to listen & find out.

    Follow along as we definitively solve one of history's greatest mysteries, kidnap a celebrity, & deny Steve access to our institution of higher education.

    (Under no circumstances do we support giving Jared Fogle a second chance. But you have to admit, his story is reaaallly impressive if you sort of ignore the whole child porn thing)


    Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld  

    --If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch.

    The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A

    Twitter: @lsldpod

    --D.G.: @ibangmybros

    --Ian: @LSLDian

    --Leo: @Leonardcowalski (currently suspended but fighting the power behind bars like Jack Unterweger)

    --Steve: @skillamcdilla

    Instagram: @lsldpod

    TikTok: @lsldpod (We strictly post PRC propaganda, but in fun, lighthearted way!)

    Promos:

    Do you have an abnormally large head & the cool, hip fashion hats you see others sporting just don't work for you? Go to: www.mammothheadwear.com & use code "LSLD" at checkout for a sweet ass discount (it's like 20% or something, I don't know, I forgot. I can't keep track of everything ok Debra? This goes towards those "child support payments" & the federal "government" has garnished my wages, are you fucking happy Deb? So please just buy a fucking hat. I don't even care if you wear it, order one and throw it in the trash please, I don't give a fucking shit. This is my only source of income & I swear I am one traumatic life event away from doing something incredibly unhinged).

    Ok, that should cover all of it. Love you, bye!


    1 hr 23 min
  • The Hijacker's Guide to the Galaxy: Les Rallizes Dénudés & Japan Air Lines Flight 351

    We are so fucking back.

    On March 30, in the year 1970, 9 members of the Red Army Faction of the Japan Communist League hijacked Japan Air Lines Flight 351, a domestic flight from Tokyo to Fukuoka.

    However, as we all know, even the most well thought out plans can take a turn for North Korea!

    How is this happen? Listen & we will learn you.


    Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld  

    --If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch.

    The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A

    Twitter: @lsldpod

    --D.G.: @ibangmybros

    --Ian: @LSLDian

    --Leo: @Leonardcowalski (currently suspended but fighting the power behind bars 

    like Jack Unterweger)

    —Stasha: @stupid3m0kids

    —Steve: @skillamcdilla

    Instagram: @lsldpod

    TikTok: @lsldpod (We strictly post PRC propaganda, but in fun, lighthearted way!)

    Promos:

    Do you have an abnormally large head & the cool, hip fashion hats you see others sporting just don't work for you? Go to: www.mammothheadwear.com & use code "LSLD" at checkout for a sweet ass discount (it's like 20% or something, I don't know, I forgot. I can't keep track of everything ok Debra? This goes towards those "child support payments" & the federal "government" has garnished my wages, are you fucking happy Deb? So please just buy a fucking hat. I don't even care if you wear it, order one and throw it in the trash please, I don't give a fucking shit. This is my only source of income & I swear I am one traumatic life event away from doing something incredibly unhinged).

    Ok, that should cover all of it. Love you, bye!


    1 hr 29 min

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