Project Coldfeet

Welcome to the Final Episode of LSLD's Black History Month Spectacular Extravaganza! Featuring returning guest, Edison Brown.

Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld  

--If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch.

The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A

Twitter: @lsldpod

--D.G.: @ibangmybros

--Ian: @LSLDian

--Leo: @Leonardcowalski (currently suspended but fighting the power behind bars 

like Jack Unterweger)

—Stasha: @stupid3m0kids

—Steve: @skillamcdilla

Instagram: @lsldpod

TikTok: @lsldpod (We strictly post PRC propaganda, but in fun, lighthearted way!)

Promos:

Do you have an abnormally large head & the cool, hip fashion hats you see others sporting just don't work for you? Go to: www.mammothheadwear.com & use code "LSLD" at checkout for a sweet ass discount (it's like 10% or something, I don't know, I forgot. I can't keep track of everything ok Debra? This goes towards those "child support payments" & the federal "government" has garnished my wages, are you fucking happy Deb? So please just buy a fucking hat. I don't even care if you wear it, order one and throw it in the trash please, I don't give a fucking shit. This is my only source of income & I swear I am one traumatic life event away from doing something incredibly unhinged).

Ok, that should cover all of it. Love you bye!

Welcome one, welcome all, to the 2nd official episode of Black History Month!

We are joined this week by our very good friends Marcus Garrett of bigTINY improv & Willamette Weekly’s 2nd funniest person in Portland: Imani!

Here’s that article about Hoodoo & forensic science D.G. wouldn’t shut up about: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7219123/

Find Imani on Instagram: @imanidenae_

Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld  

--If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch.

The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A

Twitter: @lsldpod

--D.G.: @ibangmybros

--Ian: @LSLDian

--Leo: @Leonardcowalski (currently suspended but fighting the power behind bars 

like Jack Unterweger)

—Stasha: @stupid3m0kids

—Steve: @skillamcdilla

Instagram: @lsldpod

TikTok: @lsldpod (We strictly post PRC propaganda, but in fun, lighthearted way!)

Promos:

Do you have an abnormally large head & the cool, hip fashion hats you see others sporting just don't work for you? Go to: www.mammothheadwear.com & use code "LSLD" at checkout for a sweet ass discount (it's like 10% or something, I don't know, I forgot. I can't keep track of everything ok Debra? This goes towards those "child support payments" & the federal "government" has garnished my wages, are you fucking happy Deb? So please just buy a fucking hat. I don't even care if you wear it, order one and throw it in the trash please, I don't give a fucking shit. This is my only source of income & I swear I am one traumatic life event away from doing something incredibly unhinged).

Ok, that should cover all of it. Love you bye!

We did it, we solved racism. It was easy really; we simply had a black man whip D.G.. No need to thank us, but you are welcome.

Happy Black History Month!

We here at LSLD thought it would be fun to have an entire month featuring black voices in honor of this momentous February.

With our very special guest Edison (he is black), we talk a little bit about the glaring lack of black history coverage in conventional American education.

We also have a little fun covering some African-American folklore.

You don’t wanna miss this one, because at the end we play our brand new, original gameshow: Who Can Say It?! (We have sent a trailer to every major television network, except for BET).

--If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch.

The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A

Twitter: @lsldpod

--D.G.: @ibangmybros

--Ian: @LSLDian

--Leo: @Leonardcowalski (currently suspended but fighting the power behind bars 

like Jack Unterweger)

—Stasha: @stupid3m0kids

—Steve: @skillamcdilla

Instagram: @lsldpod

TikTok: @lsldpod (We strictly post PRC propaganda, but in fun, lighthearted way!)

Promos:

Do you have an abnormally large head & the cool, hip fashion hats you see others sporting just don't work for you? Go to: www.mammothheadwear.com & use code "LSLD" at checkout for a sweet ass discount (it's like 10% or something, I don't know, I forgot. I can't keep track of everything ok Debra? This goes towards those "child support payments" & the federal "government" has garnished my wages, are you fucking happy Deb? So please just buy a fucking hat. I don't even care if you wear it, order one and throw it in the trash please, I don't give a fucking shit. This is my only source of income & I swear I am one traumatic life event away from doing something incredibly unhinged).

Ok, that should cover all of it. Love you bye!

We finally made it! Welcome to the very final installment of our riveting Dolphin Lab Saga, where we delve into the silly little psychonaut scientist behind it all.

Look, we didn’t even want to do this one, but E.C.C.O. needed our help to save planet earth.

This topic was supposed to be one episode and now it’s the reason D.G. has to see a therapist.

--If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch.

The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A

Twitter: @lsldpod

--D.G.: @ibangmybros

--Ian: @LSLDian

--Leo: @Leonardcowalski (currently suspended but fighting the power behind bars 

like Jack Unterweger)

—Stasha: @stupid3m0kids

—Steve: @skillamcdilla

Instagram: @lsldpod

TikTok: @lsldpod (We strictly post PRC propaganda, but in fun, lighthearted way!)

Promos:

Do you have an abnormally large head & the cool, hip fashion hats you see others sporting just don't work for you? Go to: www.mammothheadwear.com & use code "LSLD" at checkout for a sweet ass discount (it's like 20% or something, I don't know, I forgot. I can't keep track of everything ok Debra? This goes towards those "child support payments" & the federal "government" has garnished my wages, are you fucking happy Deb? So please just buy a fucking hat. I don't even care if you wear it, order one & throw it in the trash please, I don't give a fucking shit. This is my only source of income & I swear I am one traumatic life event away from doing something incredibly unhinged).

Ok, that should cover all of it. Love you bye!

Holy Mackerel!!!

Can you believe we're already to the end of Peter's story, & the year 2022?!?!?!

We sure have enjoyed teaching you about this wacky group of "scientists" & their kooky experiments with so many of god's beautiful creatures! 

RIP in peace Chuggernaut, we miss you every single fucking day.

P.s., at the end of this episode we watch a YouTube video and you can watch along with us! The link is at the bottom of this description. You can find it, you’re a big kid now. Just kidding it’s right here: https://youtu.be/ONhnEmoSRfk

--If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch.

The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A

Twitter: @lsldpod

--D.G.: @ibangmybros

--Ian: @LSLDian

--Leo: @Leonardcowalski (currently suspended but fighting the power behind bars 

like Jack Unterweger)

—Stasha: @stupid3m0kids

—Steve: @skillamcdilla

Instagram: @lsldpod

TikTok: @lsldpod (We strictly post PRC propaganda, but in fun, lighthearted way!)

Promos:

Do you have an abnormally large head & the cool, hip fashion hats you see others sporting just don't work for you? Go to: www.mammothheadwear.com & use code "LSLD" at checkout for a sweet ass discount (it's like 20% or something, I don't know, I forgot. I can't keep track of everything ok Debra? This goes towards those "child support payments" & the federal "government" has garnished my wages, are you fucking happy Deb? So please just buy a fucking hat. I don't even care if you wear it, order one & throw it in the trash please, I don't give a fucking shit. This is my only source of income & I swear I am one traumatic life event away from doing something incredibly unhinged).

Ok, that should cover all of it. Love you bye!

CONTENT WARNING!!!!!!!!!! (SA ON PEOPLE AND ANIMALS!!!!!)

Join the gang for the second part of the Peter the Dolphin saga as they dive deep into the sensual details of Margaret & Peter’s relationship.

LSLD leaves no underwater stone unturned, no dolphin unmilked, no mirror untested, & no listener unsatisfied (platonically & with consent).

--If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch.

The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A

Twitter: @lsldpod

--D.G.: @ibangmybros

--Ian: @LSLDian

--Leo: @Leonardcowalski (currently suspended but fighting the power behind bars 

like Jack Unterweger)

—Stasha: @stupid3m0kids

—Steve: @skillamcdilla

Instagram: @lsldpod

TikTok: @lsldpod (We strictly post PRC propaganda, but in fun, lighthearted way!)

Promos:

Do you have an abnormally large head & the cool, hip fashion hats you see others sporting just don't work for you? Go to: www.mammothheadwear.com & use code "LSLD" at checkout for a sweet ass discount (it's like 20% or something, I don't know, I forgot. I can't keep track of everything ok Debra? This goes towards those "child support payments" & the federal "government" has garnished my wages, are you fucking happy Deb? So please just buy a fucking hat. I don't even care if you wear it, order one & throw it in the trash please, I don't give a fucking shit. This is my only source of income & I swear I am one traumatic life event away from doing something incredibly unhinged).

Ok, that should cover all of it. Love you bye!

Fasten your SEAtbelts folks, we got another fucking doozy for you.

While attempting to pump out a lazy ‘sode, the gang stumbled into a four part saga.

LSD, sensory deprivation tanks, animal abuse, NASA funded linguistics experiments, shady societies with members like Carl Sagan, & so much more…

Ok fine, it's pretty much exclusively about a lady that jacked off a dolphin. We said it, are you happy?

—If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch.

The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A

Twitter: @lsldpod

—D.G.: @ibangmybros

—Ian: @LSLDian

—Leo: @Leonardcowalski (currently suspended but fighting the power behind bars 

like Jack Unterweger)

—Stasha: @stupid3m0kids

—Steve: @skillamcdilla

Instagram: @lsldpod

TikTok: @lsldpod (We strictly post PRC propaganda, but in fun, lighthearted way!)

Promos:

Do you have an abnormally large head & the cool, hip fashion hats you see others sporting just don't work for you? Go to: www.mammothheadwear.com & use code "LSLD" at checkout for a sweet ass discount (it's like 20% or something, I don't know, I forgot. I can't keep track of everything ok Debra? This goes towards those "child support payments" & the federal "government" has garnished my wages, are you fucking happy Deb? So please just buy a fucking hat. I don't even care if you wear it, order one & throw it in the trash please, I don't give a fucking shit. This is my only source of income & I swear I am one traumatic life event away from doing something incredibly unhinged).

Ok, that should cover all of it. Love you, bye!

The crew blew themselves this week (every boys dream: the ultimate jackoff)!

Also, they are covering blue people. D.G. & Ian discuss the Fugates, a family of Kentucky hill people that had cute blue skin, a little gravy on their dresses, & plenty of cousins with benefits!

So, hop into whip & listen to Ian mock D.G.’s speech impediment & pigment disabled Kentuckians for one hour & six minutes as we talk cold nights & warm cousins.

—If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch.

The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A

Twitter: @lsldpod

—D.G.: @ibangmybros

—Ian: @LSLDian

—Leo: @Leonardcowalski (currently suspended but fighting the power behind bars 

like Jack Unterweger)

—Stasha: @stupid3m0kids

—Steve: @skillamcdilla

Instagram: @lsldpod

TikTok: @lsldpod (We strictly post PRC propaganda, but in fun, lighthearted way!)

Promos:

Do you have an abnormally large head & the cool, hip fashion hats you see others sporting just don't work for you? Go to: www.mammothheadwear.com & use code "LSLD" at checkout for a sweet ass discount (it's like 20% or something, I don't know, I forgot. I can't keep track of everything ok Debra? This goes towards those "child support payments" & the federal "government" has garnished my wages, are you fucking happy Deb? So please just buy a fucking hat. I don't even care if you wear it, order one & throw it in the trash please, I don't give a fucking shit. This is my only source of income & I swear I am one traumatic life event away from doing something incredibly unhinged).

Ok, that should cover all of it. Love you, bye!

Hey there doll face, nip down to the store & grab me a pack of camel crush bolds!

LSLD Presents, a Spooky October Special: Robert the Doll.

In this 'sode the crew discusses the legacy of our favorite wittle seaman…Robert The Doll!

This is truly a tale of murder, mayhem, ableism, & an addiction to sweet, sweet menthol. With Special Guest: Stasha our VD!

—If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch.

The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A

Twitter: @lsldpod

—D.G.: @ibangmybros

—Ian: @LSLDian

—Leo: @Leonardcowalski (currently suspended but fighting the power behind bars 

like Jack Unterweger)

—Stasha: @stupid3m0kids

—Steve: @skillamcdilla

Instagram: @lsldpod

TikTok: @lsldpod (We strictly post PRC propaganda, but in fun, lighthearted way!)

Promos:

Do you have an abnormally large head & the cool, hip fashion hats you see others sporting just don't work for you? Go to: www.mammothheadwear.com & use code "LSLD" at checkout for a sweet ass discount (it's like 20% or something, I don't know, I forgot. I can't keep track of everything ok Debra? This goes towards those "child support payments" & the federal "government" has garnished my wages, are you fucking happy Deb? So please just buy a fucking hat. I don't even care if you wear it, order one & throw it in the trash please, I don't give a fucking shit. This is my only source of income & I swear I am one traumatic life event away from doing something incredibly unhinged).

Ok, that should cover all of it. Love you, bye!

BOO! Bahahahaha we totally got you! you look so fuckin' stupid right now! Nah, you look incredible, just razzing you. You can do anything you set your incredible mind to, we honestly believe that. Only love forever, for everyone, worldwide. Peace.

LSLD Presents, a Spooky October Special: The Ghostly Orphans of Bedern.

This topic was entirely brainstormed without the help of anyone whose ideas for episode topics aren't entirely owned in their entirety by LSLD LLC. 

—If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch.

The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A

Twitter: @lsldpod

—D.G.: @ibangmybros

—Ian: @LSLDian

—Leo: @Leonardcowalski (currently suspended but fighting the power behind bars 

like Jack Unterweger)

—Stasha: @stupid3m0kids

—Steve: @skillamcdilla

Instagram: @lsldpod

TikTok: @lsldpod (We strictly post PRC propaganda, but in fun, lighthearted way!)

Promos:

Do you have an abnormally large head & the cool, hip fashion hats you see others sporting just don't work for you? Go to: www.mammothheadwear.com & use code "LSLD" at checkout for a sweet ass discount (it's like 20% or something, I don't know, I forgot. I can't keep track of everything ok Debra? This goes towards those "child support payments" & the federal "government" has garnished my wages, are you fucking happy Deb? So please just buy a fucking hat. I don't even care if you wear it, order one & throw it in the trash please, I don't give a fucking shit. This is my only source of income & I swear I am one traumatic life event away from doing something incredibly unhinged).

Ok, that should cover all of it. Love you bye!