Oofda - this was a slog, y'all - but we watched Project Moonbase  so you don't have to.

(CW: discussion of sexual assault/home invasion in film)

Host segments: bring me the moldering corpse of James Caan; learned helplessness is a bitch; front-facing Jeff means business; furry teeth; Jeff is banned from shot-putting; Cyclops vs. LaForge; communists love nipple-play; dangers of post-space coitus; Riker bi-panic; wall-sitters.

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