Prose Between Bros

This week's prompt is "She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn't yet returned it."

A not so great Russian novel could bridge a 15 gap in a collegiate romance.

Welcome to the season finale of season 7!  Also we point out rather sophomorically that this is episode: 69!  Tee hee! In this ep we discuss journalism/infotainment, explain a joke referencing "The Borrowers", our borrowing and lending competencies, and all the crappy books we were forced to read.

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This week's prompt is "The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke."

A valuable lesson in expressing how you feel, even in the face of someone who you think may not pay mind to your feelings.

We have a deep discussion about cigarettes - which is crazy to think about as a discussion point in 2022. We also attempt to discover the origin of Petroleum Jelly and attempt the discovery of the elusive Petroleum Jellyfish! A sweet story really, all about a person with no backbone.

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🎃 Halloween Spooktacular 👻

This week's prompt is "Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men."

The unicorn is a sacred symbol used by the brave souls attempting to take back their lands. A night in the woods gets sticky.

A two story special this week. Additionally, remastered versions of our current library of spooky stories. So many scares. So much horror. Mysterious stories. We have everything, blood and gore, battles, suspense, thrills, and hunting. Forget rewinding, forget DVD, Blu-Ray, Betamax, and Laser Disk. You can listen over and over again, just by pressing play. What is going on with this episode? Who is speaking? Did we edit that or is your download corrupted or - gasp - haunted? Enjoy this Halloween Special for Prose between Bros. Stories with ghosts. A story with Vampires. A story about serial killers. Bloody Mary may have been in that bathroom, but you will only find out by listening. Who is the boogey man hiding in your car? A haunted castle, a haunted house - so many haunts!

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This week's prompt is "I'm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people."

A curious figure speaks of the troubled souls who had the misfortune of crossing paths.

Enjoy our pre-"Prose Between Bros Halloween Spooktacular" (TM)!  We provide our scary movie recommendations.  Along the way we discuss Chris Hemsworth before he was impossibly huge, why Pokemon should be banned for evangelizing evolution, and how M. Night Shyamalan might be a communist.  Oh we'd also love it if y'all tweeted at us the most interesting places you've pooped #poopcrazies.  Bonus points to anyone who picks up on the easter egg not revealed in this week's story!

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 This week's prompt is "The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentleman’s back."

A day at the spa was anything but relaxing.

"Prose Sack" (noun): container for the Prose Between Bros electronic mail.  Start getting hyped for the upcoming Prose Between Bros Halloween Spooktacular!  2 new original scary stories and the bestest spooky episodes the Bros have written to date.   Do you pronounce the 't' at the end of "Stay Puft"?   Does the original Ghostbusters movie hold up?   If you were a kid, would you rather get full size candy bars, juice boxes, a can of Mountain Dew, or a QR code to prose excellence while trick-or-treating?

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This week's prompt is "The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out."

A mysterious meeting between two strangers with a fence betwixt.

How does one write from the perspective of an inanimate object? Where are the eyes of a fence, or even the nose? We define personification and discuss anthropomorphism. Bill Gates loves his toilets. We read from the Prose Sack! A Make Your Own Prompt segment. How are business structured between the USA and UAE? Should interns work for no money? Should interns get paid? We discuss our business practices. Is Twitter really just a bunch of porn bots? How do conversations work on Twitter? A discussion around emotional attachment to Pixar movies. What are your thoughts on the "War on Drugs"? Let us know if you think the Olympics should be performed in the nude again, just like ancient times. Artificial Intelligence (AI) should not be assigned a gender. It is out of respect, we swear! Furry community!

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This week's prompt is "There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery."

Is art boring and nothing more than pretentious assholes saying something is artistic and worth money because they have nothing better to do with their privileged lives?

One bro defines true laziness. The joys of home automation. Robot vacuums make a wonderful servant. Does manual labor feel better for the soul? Some seriously not okay jokes about roles in past and modern society. Write to our Prose Sack! We are groveling here!!! Disney owns everything. Taco Bell - possibly the best choice for road trip food. What is the Taco Bell of the media? We need middle management, after all who will tell us what to do? Who actually loves privatized healthcare? Trick question.

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This week's prompt is "I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened."

What one wishes, one gets.

Monday! You know what that means - more prose from your beloved bros! A showtune history lesson. Pants make everything more mature. A fun story where a child was mocked. Filler. A segment on sexual education. What do angels eat? Also, a discussion on dumb candle scent names. A challenge given to you, listen for the details!

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This week's prompt is "It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet."

An unexpected journey through the long night.

Huzzah and Bazinga (Bazongas!) Do you remember having Bazooka Joe and Popsicle Jokes and Bomb Pops? Guess what - not worth buying anymore. That is right, we complain about shrinkflation. What are indicators of a fancy pants? What is the state of healthcare in the United States of America? Prose Sack! Prose Sack! PROSE SACK! Email us, address in the description at the bottom. Send a prompt, send us a story based on the prompt, write us, we love pen pals. Brostradamus predicts the pox. One of us becomes awoken at the naming of diseases. Some bad Yoda impressions (you know from Star Wars?) Was that even a real review he just read? How did your camping or trips to the cabin start off?

Review and Rate us on any platform where you listen to podcasts!

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This week's prompt is "At that moment he wasn't listening to music, he was living an experience."

Billy Ray gets taken for a ride.

Start of Season 7! Coffee, can you drink too much? How hot do you drink your coffee? Guess how many people you blame when you point your fingers. Who is to blame when something bad happens? God? Satan? Ours? Perhaps a deity not within the Judeo-Christian pantheon, because there are other religions out there you know. You can still be the first with a community prompt story! Write in, email below in the description. Stick it to the medical field, send them the bill - make their insurance pay! (JK we love all of our healthcare workers who break their backs within a broken system - but you go!) Are you ready for a VR hosted episode around the campfire?

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