Prose Between Bros

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This week's prompt is "You're good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken."

A Prose Between Brose First - A POEM. What more; an epic call and response! The perfect *wrap* up for Season 6!

Enjoy your Labor Day drive for those of you in the U.S.A. One of us is dying, a truth about participation in improv and careers focused on lies. We (again) discuss language. Gendered words in the spoken word. Do you grow tomato plants? Let us know! BOIL 'EM SKIN 'EM, TOSS 'EM IN A JAR! Haiku, Diamante, so many poem choices! Can you name some modern poets from your childhood? Some technical difficulties, so you get to enjoy one bro mindlessly talking to themselves completely out of context! Another first, a rehearsed reading!

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It is said that English is a hard thing to learn
Yet many do speak it with little concern

They emphasize its emphasis woes
But this is no problem for bros who do prose

It is true it may take some time to perfect
But for perfect we strive, in this aspect

We easily converse on any one topic
Or discuss the converse as we ain’t myopic

We are entranced by the entrance of any ole notion
And can exploit it for the exploits that we have both chosen

This poem is a present for you to present
When you are through, please don’t resent

For the record you will record
All of this nonsense with no reward

You may suspect that I am to blame
But that hunch is suspect and a real shame

I object to the object of your ire
So let us not get stuck deep down in this mire

So desert your anger in the desert of hate
And be content with the content provided to date

Please address your concerns to my address
And I will take them to heart nonetheless

I will subject the subject to very deep thought
And extract an extract so your complaint is not nought

Each attribute I’ll attribute to one thing or another
With my desktop console I will console any bother

I refuse to turn your concern to refuse
And will project a project deadline to soothe

Be proud of yourself for each syllable said
Hopefully you don’t have now an ache in your head
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This week's prompt is "His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row."

Roger finally lives out his ultimate dream fantasy!

Happy Monday - a new release date for us! Join us as we read some emails, share a story, and discuss the merits of Boxers or Briefs and judge those who wear boxer briefs. Also, some very tasteless jokes. Male genitalia - take pride in it all of those with penises, we should be!

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This week's prompt is "You'll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs."

Blondi waits for her special someone at the foot of the rainbow bridge!

This episode was recorded "live from Transylvania"! (despite all the German content)  You can "count" on us for a good time!  We even have a special guest star appearance to read our intro!  Don't miss this one folks!

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This week's prompt is "If you spin around three times, you'll start to feel melancholy."

Another Prose another Birthday Party episode! Join Aston on her birthday along with an unexpected guest.

Hear about the amazing sponsor - No Soap! We try to figure out who wants to listen to our amazing stories. We also receive a letter in the Prose Sack! Disfavor falls upon the Russians and Muppets. Let us know if you enjoy figs.

Enjoy a new format!

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This week's prompt is "Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers."

Ashley's birthday party leave a lot to be desired!

In this episode the bros read some prose as usual and talk about garage sales, soapless showers, typewriters, cake, and blizzard royalty.  There are also some terrible Christopher Walken impressions and struggle with basic physics. 

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This week's prompt is "He embraced his new life as an eggplant."

Marco awakes to find that his life will never be the same.

Join us this week as we talk about Betty White and giving people the benefit of the doubt, how we want to grow old and see that changes in the world from when we were kids, Outhouses in the 1960s, how you can use human poop as a method to grow better gardens, Bill Gates, the mispronunciation of slang in written word, and the difficulty of writing stories and reading them cold.

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A film noir opening act is being delivered to you Prose-a-maniacs!  So pour yourself a stiff drink, dim the lights, and enjoy!

This week's prompt is "She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared."

A private investigator's night goes from bleak to murder!

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Ever wonder why stories are about interesting people with lots of interests? Well wonder no more because...

This week's prompt is "He had no interests, None". A community provided prompt! You too can give us a prompt or a prompt based story to read.

Dale lives a beige life.

Join us as we talk about life without any interests, quote some Disney Hercules, discuss Facebook Marketplace, and our own mortality, some spoilers about The Alpinist, and the perils of Urban Exploration, the Cliffs of Moher, and the complexity of modern languages.
 
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Good evening.  I wish you all a good nights sleep because:

This week's prompt is "Getting up at dawn is for the birds."

And poor Devon may not sleep so soundly!

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Welcome to Season 6! We kick it off with a tale about a forlorn fish dreaming big toilet dreams.

This week's prompt is "The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go."

Blub plans a journey into the unknown.

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