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Megan and Michelle grossly misuse the word invaluable with special guest, Andy, and discuss black sheep, soaking, church wine, waywardness, tolerance thresholds, and being the identified patient.

Resources:
Black Sheep (Wikipedia Entry)
The Power of Being “The Black Sheep” of the Family
Are You the Black Sheep of the Family? (9 Signs)
Black Sheep and Scapegoats in Estate Litigation

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Megan and Michelle get ready to date in the new year with power positions, dating standards, low bars, wants vs needs, the orgasm gap, the second shift, and reverse conversion therapy.

Resources:
- Women are dating with higher standards and demanding more from their relationships. Apparently, it's hurting men
- How the Rise of Healthy Dating Standards Is “Screwing Over” Men
- Nearly Half of U.S. Adults Say Dating Has Gotten Harder for Most People in the Last 10 Years
- Women Today Are Rejecting Traditional Dating Standards More Than Ever
- What's Behind the Rise of Lonely, Single Men

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Megan and Michelle get squirmy about consensual adult incest, social constructs, purebred dogs, family bonding, victimless crime, legislating morality, and Jesus riding a dinosaur.

Resources:
Freud Was (Half) Right About Incest
Incest in film and television
13 Incestuous Pop-Culture Couples With Cringe-Worthy Chemistry
The Non-Meaning of Incest or, How Natural Culture Is
Oedipus complex (Wikipedia)

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Megan and Michelle live in the gray with closure, ambiguity aversion, the “why” loop, bright lines, healing, the Zeigarnik effect, and breaking your own heart.

Resources:
The psychology of closure – and why some need it more than others
How to Find Psychological Closure
Closure (Wikipedia)
The Myth of Closure: Why Experts Say It Doesn't Exist
The myth of closure
Tough Pill to Swallow: Why Closure Doesn't Exist
Why You Don't Actually Need "Closure"

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Megan and Michelle learn about claustrophobia, solitary confinement, exposure therapy, for-profit prisons, tablets for inmates, recidivism, classical conditioning, and agro-phobia.

Resources:
Claustrophobia (Wikipedia)
Solitary Confinement (Wikipedia)
The research is clear: Solitary confinement causes long-lasting harm

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Megan and Michelle reminisce about parties, penis swords, TV dinners, Goodwill china, puking in purses, impossible pinatas, the Clements Mansion, and The Great Yardwork Famine of 2010.

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Megan and Michelle dream all about the bejamins, lazy rivers, Kyrie Irving, damage control, bankruptcy, taxing the poor, Ye, and change yo' life money.

Resources:
- 20 Lottery Winners Who Lost It All
- What If You Suddenly Won $2 Billion?
- A Timeline of the Consequences Kanye West Has Faced for His ‘WLM’ Shirts & Antisemitic Hate Speech
- 4 Ways the Lottery Prays on the Poor

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**Trigger Warning** Megan and Michelle trigger themselves with talk of postpartum depression, anxiety, irrational feelings, intrusive thoughts, placenta capsules, maternal instinct, feeling alone, check-in trains, social inductions, and asking for help.

Resources
Postpartum Depression (Wikipedia)
Postpartum Depression (American Psychological Association)
Statistics on Postpartum Depression
Postpartum anxiety is invisible, but common and treatable
What You Need To Know About Postpartum Anxiety
I Was Convinced My Baby Was Going To Die. It Was Just My Anxiety Talking.
A Mouthful of Air (IMDB)

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If you are having thoughts of hurting yourself or your baby, take action now:
- Put the baby in a safe place, like a crib.
- Call a friend or family member for help if you need to.
- Call a suicide hotline (free and staffed all day, every day):
National Hopeline Network 1-800-SUICIDE (1-800-784-2433)
National Strategy for Suicide Prevention: LifeLine 1-800-273-TALK (1-800-273-8255) - Has hotlines for every state
PPDMoms 1-800-PPDMOMS (1-800-773-6667)
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Megan and Michelle unravel the mysteries of pick me girls, internalized misogyny, bimbofication, friend groups, insecurity, simps, yellow Binaca, and the fear of being labeled.

Resources:
The Psychology of the "Pick Me Girl"
Why TikTok is flooded with controversial videos about Pick Me Girls

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Megan and Michelle recount their epic trip with Justine to NYC with tales of erotic carnivals, coked out karaoke, comedians, late night eats, filming music videos, table limits, and All Beef Patty.

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