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Megan and Michelle get silly about animal sex, companion bonding, penis bones, sex-crazed dolphins, average seed, lizard pushups, beastiality, GG rubbing, and bullshit narratives.

Resources:
- Why Is Same Sex Behavior So Common in Animals?
- Non-reproductive Sexual Behavior in Animals
- Six Weird Ways Your Sex Life Is Different From Other Mammals
- Are Animals Monogamous?

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Megan and Michelle breakdown cancel culture, mob mentality, the bandwagon effect, ostracism, hypocrisy, blindspots, accountability, appropriation, and weaponizing language.

Resources:
- The strange journey of ‘cancel,’ from a Black-culture punchline to a White-grievance watchword (Washington Post)
- The second wave of “cancel culture” (Vox)
- Cancel Culture (Wikipedia)
- Americans and ‘Cancel Culture’: Where Some See Calls for Accountability, Others See Censorship, Punishment (Pew Research Center)
- 14 celebrity members of the canceled club: Where are they now? (Page Six)

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Megan and Michelle welcome Alisha back for some dating chronicles about selfie boys, weathered strippers, fine lines, hair gel, sleep moaning, dating therapy, $1000 dates, tequila Tuesday, edging, and the Warn-A-Friend network.

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Megan and Michelle welcome Mimi in doozy of an episode about cheating, gaslighting, parallel trauma, hidden minivans, overlapping calendars, love bombing, future faking, half truths, the revolving drawer, pity parties, tantrums, lots of lunches, and our side of the bed.

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Megan and Michelle feel the fire around dirty fucking liars, lack-of-Independence Day, managing expectations, assault ruffles, quiet disappointment, bleeding hearts, bunker TVs, and being brave.

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Megan and Michelle learn about Brazilian Butt Lifts, ass-men, risky surgery, diapers, harvesting fat, not being 36-24-36, and having no more fucks to give.

Resources:
Buttock Augmentation (wikipedia)
Everything You Need to Know About the Brazilian Butt-Lift (Fat Transfer) Procedure
I'm a plastic surgeon who won't perform Brazilian Butt Lifts. They're deadly.
The $5,000 quest for the perfect butt
I nearly died during my botched Brazilian Butt Lift surgery
What is a Brazilian Butt Lift?
Brazilian Butt Lift

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Megan and Michelle dive into summertime, teacher burnout, swimsuit shopping, renting pools, submersion injuries, hot tub boats, Jen’s Jello Shots, and masculine vs. feminine fits.

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Megan and Michelle talk with Sarah and Lisa about pregnancy, double standards, black market sperm, scrambled eggs, proven donors, false idols, dark sides to good deeds, and Dr. Baker and the Magnificent Baby Cake.

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Megan and Michelle marvel at furries, social anxiety, yiffing, plushophiles, fursonas, cosplay, confurences, and litter boxes in schools.

Resources:
Furry Fandom (Wikipedia)
MTV's Sex2k: Furries & Plushies (YouTube)
Inside the misunderstood culture of furries (CNN)

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Megan and Michelle consider mail-order brides, domestic servitude, au pairs, K-1 visas, gold seeking dudes, lame Oregon Trail jokes, tobacco brides, and Dangr.

Resources:
Mail-order bride (Wikipedia)
The horrifying side to the 'mail-order bride' industry
The men who pay for mail order brides, and what their friends and family think

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