Sigmund Freud (1921) Psychoanalysis and Telepathy, translated by J Strachey. Translator's note: "...there was a gathering of Freud's closest followers: Abraham, Eitington, Ferenczi, Rank and Sachs, besides Dr Jones himself. It was to this unofficial group that the paper seems to have been read."
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