Lara and Carey return to the scene of the crime to discuss the new horrors LVP has unleashed upon the world, but first they discuss the fantasy of a Courtney Love podcast, Ariana and Sandoval tentatively settling their hetero-hell house drama, Rachel Leviss’ sound bath purgatory, Chiara Ferragni beating her Christmas cake allegations, and the latest feud between the Sisters Sheen.

Back on VPR, Lisa assembles her hired models for a merch photo shoot, where Angelica ramps up her back injury claims and starts spreading the Good Word about Chris and Jason’s penis pumps– much to Audrey’s dismay. Demy and Natalie decide to end their friendship, and Jason and Angelica reach a non-resolution. Shayne vanquishes male shame once and for all by revealing not only a close return to Kratom and his family history of hardcore drug use, but also his gunshot wound-wrought erectile dysfunction. Shayne’s short horror movie premieres at the most rindom film festival in LA, where his Randy Quaid-ass dad and Debbie Downer sister attend in trailer park fashion. The crew celebrates at Barney’s Beanery, where Marcus terrorizes Kim for hugging her friends and Audrey confronts Angelica over PumpGate, as further evidence mounts in favor of Angelica's true form of a CIA agent and/or a 3D print-out robot. 

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