Punch Mountain is slamming down a glass of tequila and getting HARD BOILED. Mac and David discuss bird-friendly coffee houses, cursing in English, and the physics of getting shot before revealing HARD BOILED’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain spares no expense on a trip to JURASSIC PARK. Mac and David discuss 1990s raptor fever, underpaid contractors, and the cruel lack of real-life dinosaur parks before revealing JURASSIC PARK’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain takes stock! It's an Inventory episode. Mac and David give some final thoughts about the last 12 additions to the Mountain, answer listener questions, share a story about religious theft, and reveal some upcoming titles.

Punch Mountain is punching it into hyperdrive with STAR WARS, EPISODE VIII: THE LAST JEDI. Mac and David discuss letting go of the past, red offices, and the origin of blue milk before revealing THE LAST JEDI’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain reads miranda rights to a corpse with ROBOCOP 2. Mac and David discuss loud future drugs, lil criminals, and stop-motion robots before revealing ROBOCOP 2’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is filling guitars with cuhcaine and watching DESPERADO. Mac and David discuss royalty-free sound effects, bad guy's bad aim, and one-sided phone calls before revealing DESPERADO’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is adopting a break-up hyena and watching BIRDS OF PREY (AND THE FANTABULOUS EMANCIPATION OF ONE HARLEY QUINN). Mac and David discuss on-the-nose soundtracks, curious funhouse attractions, and coke fights before revealing BIRDS OF PREY’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies

Punch Mountain is canceling the apocalypse to watch PACIFIC RIM. Mac and David discuss cool names, unwanted thoughts in the drift, and alien death scenes before revealing PACIFIC RIM’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is driving a monster truck through a car lot with ROAD HOUSE. Mac and David discuss Patrick Swayze’s swagger, Ben Gazzara’s brilliance, and falling polar bears before revealing ROAD HOUSE’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is smashing every mirror for PUNISHER: WAR ZONE. Mac and David discuss bold accent choices, mob-run recycling, and parkour murder before revealing PUNISHER: WAR ZONE’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.