Punch Mountain reads miranda rights to a corpse with ROBOCOP 2. Mac and David discuss loud future drugs, lil criminals, and stop-motion robots before revealing ROBOCOP 2’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is filling guitars with cuhcaine and watching DESPERADO. Mac and David discuss royalty-free sound effects, bad guy's bad aim, and one-sided phone calls before revealing DESPERADO’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is adopting a break-up hyena and watching BIRDS OF PREY (AND THE FANTABULOUS EMANCIPATION OF ONE HARLEY QUINN). Mac and David discuss on-the-nose soundtracks, curious funhouse attractions, and coke fights before revealing BIRDS OF PREY’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies

Punch Mountain is canceling the apocalypse to watch PACIFIC RIM. Mac and David discuss cool names, unwanted thoughts in the drift, and alien death scenes before revealing PACIFIC RIM’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is driving a monster truck through a car lot with ROAD HOUSE. Mac and David discuss Patrick Swayze’s swagger, Ben Gazzara’s brilliance, and falling polar bears before revealing ROAD HOUSE’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is smashing every mirror for PUNISHER: WAR ZONE. Mac and David discuss bold accent choices, mob-run recycling, and parkour murder before revealing PUNISHER: WAR ZONE’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain sharpens our fingernails into claws for THE WOMAN KING. Mac and David discuss the appeal of robes, whimsical training montage music, and Viola goddam Davis before revealing THE WOMAN KING’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is blowing past Mach 10 with TOP GUN: MAVERICK. Mac and David discuss the legality of bar signage, the popularity of “Great Balls of Fire,” and the logistics of Dogfight Football before revealing TOP GUN: MAVERICK’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is teaming up with Scotland Yard for YES, MADAM. Mac and David discuss apples as silencers, Michelle Yeoh's 80s looks, and slow-motion injuries before revealing YES, MADAM’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is letting it grow long with THE DIRTY DOZEN. Mac and David discuss speedbag etiquette, cutting rope with gunfire, and fancasting before revealing THE DIRTY DOZEN’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.