In this episode, we learn that a simple task, like adding a few more notches to a leather belt, can lead to: a premature retirement, enrolling in a crafts workshop, and possibly a missed love connection with that workshop instructor.

We also learn how to flirt your way into the arms of an old flame. If giving your ex a grade-2 concussion doesn’t tell them you want to get back together, I don’t know what will. It’s called “flirting”. Look it up as soon as your vision clears a bit.

Some people say: “the best defense is a good offense.” While others say: “the most effective party invite is to disinvite one person.”

No that does not make sense, but it does make sense to ONE person. Care to take a guess?

This may be confusing to read, but once you listen, it will make sense!

*Don’t hold me to that last sentence!*

Enjoy.

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