Pure BS Podcast

This episode contains: Civil War spoilers, history, googling the Civil War, punishments from the bonus show, quiz about Civil War, more Civil War spoilers, copper heads, Democrats, free blacks, still fighting for equality, Steven went to a softball game, serious girls, shit field, gender inequality, little league vs. softball, instant feminist, Dorst is all in on softball, Drunk in a 20’s movie, artificial mounds, what happened to Nipomo softball, is Dorst going to be on the board? Small town politics, they are a team, coaching has been good for Dorst, Dorst didn’t watch Empire, Dorst is old, ATWT, we are not professional, Steven remembers weird things, Dorst leaves Steven speechless, shirt shop, emails, Teabag Garret, left in some stories, taking it in the ass, box cutters, Tommy has a church, swapping, Steven is mean to Iota, Teabag's wife, big dick, out kicking your coverage, stereotypes, #BenBusy, giving Iota shit, being on strike sucks, Fuck you Verizon, going to the Brew House, locking your keys in the truck, random Chinese people, old house vs. new house, “you have a very beautiful home”, Chinese eyes, Disney characters, Steven never lets people in his house, Epicanthic folds, handy in the bathroom, can Iota be invited to Dorst’s house? Tommy, schtick, text shorthand, Iota of a fuck, shits getting real, multiple wives, rough patches, go be church somewhere else, God is dead, gang bang, 911 call from 12 states away, too late for counseling, church lady, Dorst is compatible, Disney guy, gluten free, blog writer, in the bathroom for 20 minutes, where the poop comes out, sexual positions in the bathroom, Dorst is going to break it down, Dorst had a gun pulled on him, squirter, check your ho.

This episode contains: Steven in still on the phone, not used to the new studio, the guys are fat now, Dorst is meh, Dorst takes his pants off, Dorst’s dick, Elasta Girl, Dorst asks Steven a question, cartoon porn, BBS, we need a dial up sound, old computer tech talk, bit map porn, How fast can Dorst get porn? Dorst play by play of porn, hentai, Dropping Loads, What race is Pouch? Floppy disks, boobies, wet, Sears catalog, Steven wacked it as his grandparents house, special things, calling during the download, Periscope people, Steven’s parents, virtual reality pussy, pocket pussies, Steven won’t say who, rubber tube of cum in the dishwasher, How did we get here? The Joys of Sex, banging in the room with JB, planning our commercials, henno, still not wearing pants, finger in the butthole, audio issues, #toobusy, Maureen thinks the government is causing the drought, property prices in California, God's AC, The Big Short, Jurassic World, San Andreas, Force Awakens, “We’re not in a drought”, conspiracy theories, the science of seeding clouds, TV never lies, Back to the Future predicted 9-11, telling your mother in law she’s an idiot, prophesising the future, What’s the reason for the drought? Chemtrails, Dorst’s kids watch Force Awakens, rock rap crossovers, Public Enemy and Anthrax, Run DMC and Aerosmith, “yall stupid”, Steven sees all the movies, Dorst likes Force Awakens more now, Dorst’s kids love Force Awakens, Finn action figure, Breanne of Tarth, Darth Trump, Star Wars bored game, Risk, Guess Who.

This episode contains: Steven sounds like he is on thephone,kick ass intro, shitty rappers, interrupted by Periscope,it’s beena long time since we recorded, Steven’s angry, Devongot married, we got a house, #BenBusy, softball recap, 0% of0%,Steven in Santa Cruz, The Boardwalk, no one trusts Steven’sdirections, Five Guys, Iota is back, Steven is mean, Stevengets cold, ponchos, hot tub time, suits on, wedding recap, offschedule, Steven hates public speaking, dropping therings,Dorst’s tab, tonguing the whiskey bottle, corn chunks indiapers, Steven tours his office, @eternaldriver, no moresquirter,our show was not good in the beginning, low energySteven,organic growth, Ben’s new dad, Steve go creepy,SLOANE,characters, donate more, bit drunk, lots of acronyms,mobile home, no more weddings, being the best man is hard, adson Periscope, chem trails are real according to Chuck Norris, werun out of ideas, second live show? Game of Thrones, noberating, Dorst loves GOT, Steven hates GOT, Dorsts new livingroom, Dorst has too many TV’s, TV stuff on GOT, Jon Snow isdead, the Red Woman, books vs TV shows, spear to the back ofthe head,biggest GOT fan we know, Elvis and Nixon, GOT rating,extinctions happen.

This episode contians: Last show in Dorst’s old house, Dorst is

This episode contains: Joined by Special Bachelor Party Guest Devon Craft, going on hikes, walking the Road of Souls, the highest point in San Francisco, starting the story at the end, doing illegal things, buying drugs, Dorst’s heavy shoes, Steven keeping tabs on Devon’s drunk, getting lost looking for the hotel, Dorst almost locking Steven out if the hotel, Lawless and Dorst had words while one of them was screaming into the night, the possibility of walking through tunnels, Steven was missing from Dorst’s room and he almost left everyone, hotel room keys are fucking stupid, Dorst almost got kicked out of the hotel because of a demagnetized hotel key, cheesy fries and potato skins made Devon very happy, hotel keys are the bane of Steven’s existence, Brian the Canadian farts anywhere and everywhere, Devon calls the Bachelor Party a success- considering the people and activities involved, halfway through the podcast and Steven and Ben finally give Devon a chance to talk, high quality strip club food, Devon loves spaghetti, Penthouse Club didn’t reply to Steven’s emails- but they pulled through in the end, no cover charge and VIP service, the day started with a Giants v Dodgers game, awesome hits, awesome game, beer gardens, rain delay of game, Hell or High Watermelon, we vote on the LVP and MVP of the bachelor party.

This episode contains: A blown his intro, Popsicle in a Sailor Jerry’s rum drink, forgotten music clips, Allie vs Ali, Floating Butterflies and Stinging Bees, Cassius Marcellus Clay Jr., Producer Clint, a man who was twitter before there was twitter, Viet Nam and suspension, #AliLife, office March Madness bracket wins, explaining odds, gambling, Fantasy Football, return of the Mark Anelli drinking game, the winnings are already spent, Devon has to throw up down, there is going to be a bachelor party recap show, spoilers: Dorst has a refined beer palate, planning the drinking at the party, Steven and Devon once almost finished a bottle of Jack Daniel’s, does Ben need alcohol to have a good time?, avoiding people we don’t know,  new house and new equipment, punishing a kid with the terrible threes, busy boards and a planetary orrery, a fascination with Pinterest, signing loan paperwork with full names, taking possession of a slightly damaged car, Sync and Sync 3, the Fusion is a grandma car, trading in old cars and car-seats, Emily says no to a man-bun, old friends in the service bay, Dorst has limo tinted windows because kids, Killing Joke looks awesome, Disney misspells Hamill’s name, new Criminal Justice Nick email, the blue haired girl and Boba Fett, girls in pictures, heights, age of consent, CJN joins our periscope, #BenBusy, Gryffindor points and shirts, grammar, patrons, recording and listening, number of episodes and CJN listening from high school, grandparent nicknames, CJN will come on the show! Eventually.

This episode contains: Numbering, worst fears, ass-blowout, too may kids, keys and cars, softball, kids sports, remembering codes, Apple and the FBI, Steven helps his grandma, Ben and weed, cool teachers, Steven buys a new car, Steven inconveniences his parents, Steven prefers to be inside or is just lazy, building outdoor furniture, even more Criminal Justice Nick, jail bait issues, Vladimir, we don’t know the people we’re talking about, visual aids, allowing fans on the show?, PBS is “The Big Show,” WTF is Snapchat?, Rogue One trailer should be out soon, CJN family tree, we’re still grammar Nazis, Ben-Hur and the Ten Commandments, more F’d up family, the “Eddie” curse, “A Spade calling a Spade a Spade,” CJN puts Ben’s family to shame (in a bad way), proof reading.

This episode contains: Dumb bits, Steven has hand, foot and mouth, Ben wants a rewind, Parvo, shaking in bed, poison oak, calls to the county, Martine is going to hate Dorst, recap of the birthday party, Emily is patient zero, spending time with Dorst, Dorst’s dad, Jesus, hard work praying to the Lord, Dorst’s house, “I like girls cause they’re squishy”, Dorst has issues, Steven is distracted, NSFW, The Chive, Dorst’s family, Dorst’s house some more, drinking in the backyard, home inspections, shout out to Dorst’s realtor, the Dorst’s like to entertain, polishing a turd, Travis, horses, Steven has a dad moment, mini farmers market, lime for the Kraken, too much fruit, Daredevil talk, Steven finished it, hours of softball, Steven is not allowed to call the podcast a job anymore, visual senses, The Punisher in Daredevil vs. the comics, Punisher garb, should the Punisher get a show, Netflix is killing it, we try to read an email but punt.

This episode contains: Still numbering, talking at the same time, Dorst bought a house, escrow, writing more checks, house nerd, FHA loans, first time home buyer, on air lights, going to the Dorst’s, selling heaters, HVAC, weather talk, house rules, bounce house place, check ups, people are bigger now, shots, Bubba tried to escape, Bubba’s evaluation, interview, Steven is happy, people are crazy, the Delmarva, the triangle, accents, kick ass bow shop, more nicknames, conspiracy theories, Bigfoot, hide and seek, possessions, EVP’s, the country was founded by conspiracies, we run through famous theories, Steven is a sceptic, Art Bell, just ice, true believers, reptilian underlords, tall whites, auto erotic asphyxiation, bom, bom, bom, presidential candidates could be the zodiac killer, news is entertainment, The Walking Dead, serious collectors, Gidget doesn’t like to read, Civil War trailer, Dorst explains everything, XD Experience favorite theories and beer, every one is carrying, Batman vs. Ironman, Baltimore accent, Batman vs. Superman talk, watching movies with kids, Barbara Gordon, Justice League cast, Steven has a brain flash, strong female leads, Gotham, Penguin, Joker.

This episode contains: Dorst was sick, different colors of green, Jon is doing a bit, Jon finally breaks character, Horrible Gamerz, social anxiety, getting outside of your comfort zone, Jon’s guests, living in Fresno, Jon’s not Canadian, the age podcast, how did you find us? Jon’s day job, steam cleaning, rewinding, graffiti, thug life, Jon’s dream, good radio, the magic of editing, we should go on Horribly Awkward, daylight saving, rapid fire questions, good bits, sweeping up poop, wacky bits, number one crop in the US, Dorst’s new house, CJN’s email, pictures of people, we got it wrong, second place Lindsey, Kelly Osbourne, family trees, CJN can’t grow a beard, she’s a whore, Dorst speaks in circles, Sloane hates Sloane Steel, the reason CJN went to school, Tea Bag Garrett invites us for beers, Ben makes it awkward, Ghostbusters trailer, actresses from Ghostbusters, Steven doesn’t know what he is saying any more, bad CGI, the thing that made the first Ghostbuters, bad jokes, why was this movie made, one line from the original is funnier than the whole trailer for the reboot, Civil War trailer, Spidey suit, theories, death toll from Avengers, plot holes. Make sure you stay for the stinger this week!