Pure BS Podcast

This episode contains: Steven is OCD, Let it Go, not getting our emails responded to, big time, new show on the network, Canadian? “aboot”, Horribly Awkward Podcast, Ludwig from Germany, bonus show “recap”, VerbalVerkehr, Reel Stupid fan number 99, fits in where it get in, stinky arm pits, having Ludwig back on the show, Reddit show, 50,000 downloads, regular Monday show, impact of our show, , CJN email where we draw the line, categories, Steven has a half brother, what’s possible, Steven makes a terrible joke, math problems, pictures that we want, family tree, stepping up and being a man, email from Henno, Steven gets corrected, pivot tables, some stuff, personal part of the email, Sexy email, email from Britt, sandwiches, in the genes, Bubba has a follow up at the hospital, psych evaluations may be bogus, the finale of Man on a High Castle, spoilers, Dorst didn’t finish it.

This episode contains: We are secretive, full loads, emails, vaccinations work, promiscuity, Dorst was a slut, sowing your royal oats, Coming to American, ball washing, Arsenio Hall, America is stupid, Europe loves boobs, Wire fi, remote internet dicks, Dorst loves English DJ’s, VR is coming, Google cardboard, simulated movie theaters, we are in the time of creation, secret millionaires, buying cellphones is boring, who our cellphone carriers are, Dorst is old, modular phones, what are we drinking, conditioning for the bachelor party, PBS fan chart, email from CJN, what’s busy, Dorst is busy, get busy living, Dorst gives advice, Cosmos are good, Sex in the City, horse face, banging Ferris Bueller, Clint hates women, digital copies of movies, tease for the bonus show, the end of the spam email bit, Martine kills another bit.

This episode contains: Episode number podcast, terrible podcasts, Matt doesn’t listen, dirty talk, heavy sandwiches, Guy Fieri, man buns, Dorst has pretty hair, Steven won’t party at Devon’s party, Steven leaving church, going to mass, chess jokes, Deadpool, game changers, Wolverine, comic books are screwed up, Disney has been on a good run, Star Wars teaser trailer, how we think Episode 8 should start, Star Wars Rebels, nose blowing, bonus shows, things Steven said, Dorst gets mad, Oreo cookie game, are we still friends, Bone Tomahawk, mostly Reel Stupid, much money, state of California taxes, terrible hacks, pile of tissues, tongue stones, slamming doors, 50 pesos, being cryptic, HIV email bit, Steven does research, reverse image search, Dorst dives down a porn rabbit hole, Ashley Brooks, Google hangouts, scamming the scammers, reverse cat fishing.

This episode contains: We’re still having episode confusion, naming numbers with names, voting with your ears, we have a strong twitter core, shout out to @NjoyMyTeaBag our new #1 fan and Amish truck driver, there are beards and there are jew-fro beards, we love Tea-Bag Garrett’s Batman pedophile shirt, Julia’s sneezes sound like crying, cartoon sized TVs and video games on floors, Iotaman sends Ben trifling Periscopes, can you put weed smoke in your butt and get high?,  pulling back the meat curtains, Ben might have personally enjoyed some of the trifling periscope videos, Reverse Docking, Matt Damon might be CG, little bodies and big heads, Captain America and Chris Evans, if there is a dick on screen then Steven will look at the dick, the reason why we’re recording on a Thursday, a kind and genuine person passed away and Dorst reminisces, raise a glass of Grey Goose in his honor, re-connecting with family, phone calls and texts and drinking and AA, restarting your life, periscope screw ups, playing favorites and not being the favorite, the “when Bubba was born” story, when we should start having regrets, come for the dicks jokes and stay for the fatherly advice, Gmail and the spam and junk folder, Steven’s dumb pube beard, Steven gets an email from a lovely lady, periods and spacing, reading this email almost gave Steven a friggin’ aneurism, Dorst almost nails how this woman looks, Ben and Steven craft an email back to Sala live on the air, this email seems like scam but Steven hopes it wasn’t an accidental email, Dorst gives Steven the “most difficult Star Wars quiz ever,” spoilers: he gets 18/20 correct, this quiz makes Steven fully erect, this episode was almost called “The Galactic Jizz Wailers,” and finally we can’t remember how this episode began. Sorry Tea-Bag Garrett. Also, Thanks Jerry.

This episode contains: Steven is screwed up, Steven is sick, drinking tea, white tea, Steven doesn’t understand flavor profiles, Steven can’t focus, tea jokes, Down with the Sickness, lead singer for Pantera, Steven’s brain doesn’t work, white middle class males, Steven didn’t try hard, The WarPod interview, warlockentertainmentsystems.com, nicknames, Zach turns the interview on us, going blind, brew pubs, bad beers, naked twister, naked Tuesdays, more nicknames, home brewing, alcohol aversion, beer festival, bad jokes, brewing beer no one likes, beer punk, Steven doesn’t pay attention, Lego Dimensions, video games, Bitches Who Do Work interview, who’s speaking, Steven doesn’t know who Brian Williams is, putting together desks, burning mac and cheese, manuals, fancy jeans, making noise on the mic, swearing, Steven was a fat kid, Steven gets nervous, wombs, Steven is too awkward, the Netflix angle, XX, XY, XXY, Captain America might have 4 x's.

This episode contains: Big dog in the room, Dorst screws up, Obama’s approval rating, Steven hates politics, Adam Sandler might be a racist, Steven gets out of bed, Girl Scouts, drinking, Enda gets a new bed, putting a bed together sucks, 8 hours of putting a bed together, drinking bleach, shooting BB guns, monsters, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, Steven brings it back to Star Wars, Batman v. Superman, Suicide Squad, alternate realities, Justice League Unlimited, Will Smith, Suicide Squad theories, Dark Knight Returns is on HBO Go ( Dorst botched this), ramblings of two mad men, musical bits, mashups, Steven is back on Reddit, Bieber vs. Slipknot, Girl Talk, The Human Jukebox, Black Sabbath and Ludacris, The Axis of Awesome, Dorst turns Fast, Wacko, pictures of Potatoes.

This episode contains: Do we still need to number the shows? Act like you’ve been there before, professional league football, NFL recap, definition of a hail Mary, athletes, Steven playing games, Martine is OCD, Harry Potter, Tiffany hates Quidditch, Tiffany and Steven don’t talk, Julia’s working, Iota sends us an amazing video, disposable income, Iota stands us up, Empire, Devon’s fault, Clint gets texts, specialized ringtones, Iota Periscope, cornholing an iPhone, Star Wars Battlefront, ins and outs of Battlefront, Battlefront review, Wacko of the Week, Dorst gets pissed, worst person ever, Man in a High Castle.

This episode contains: Steven’s radio voice, rolling your R’s, dusting of coke, splash, Dorst and beer, how many bottles in a gallon, doing math, Barrel House, waiting in line, anti-hipster, sours, Bang the Drum, growler fills, Steven does a bit, Spice Girls, Iota man, weekend abroad, nerd things, drank some food and eat some beers, Devon’s bachelor party, Devon should call in, dollar bills and strippers, Devon is edumacated, minor league baseball, escorts, beer girls shackled, Wacko, Trump is a wacko, Iota proposing to his wife, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, juniors and seniors, Henno’s email, Dorst taking the next step, Dorst has tendencies, our email guys have dropped off, RIP David Bowie.

This episode contains: Pre-show, Dorst is a germaphobe, Devon is cheap, Devon is forgetful Steven’s mom is not, Devon’s wedding, Dorst tells a story, Wacko of the Week, we used to have good ideas, time traveling, 4th dimension, Florida is weird, how many votes would we get? Dorst drinks beer, Interstellar is sad, Science Faction, Dorst gets mad, Steven laughs and the kid wakes up, murphs, black holes, relativity, Julia, Xbox Kinect, cameras, flip phones, invasion of privacy, self importance, Christmas lights, Oregon people, Amazon Echo, Kinect abilities, people are crazy.

This episode contains: Dorst sounds pissed, Steven is drunk, Steven & Martine go to Dorst’s, day drinking, Dorst is on vacation, bounce house place, foose ball with 7 year olds, buying kids in Florida, slurred hearing, rum drinks, Forza vs. Destiny, Santa’s present, happy anniversary to the Dorst’s, 1313, Martine has a mental block, evolved video games, noob harvest, can I have your wife? Kids playing Forza, racing setups, Forza saved Steven’s life, Dorst wins fantasy football, Devon’s wedding, daily fantasy vs. Season long fantasy, size of daily fantasy, gambling year, off shore poker, Henno bought some shit, Hen, Adele’s “Hello” covers, Leo Moracchioli, Anthony Vincent, Alex Boye.

Leo Moracchioli

Anthony Vincent

Alex Boye