Pure BS Podcast

This episode contains: Counting the episodes, Disneyland annual passes, supply & demand, shutting down the monorail, jobbing the system, scooters in Disney, fat shamming, fake tits, “Playing the Game” #nobraday, the NFL & breast cancer, pink skin, Steven lives in a bubble, pumpkin patch, potato patch, Clint & The Cubs, Back to the Future, Star Wars Battlefront, Star Wars nerd, Battlefront modes, arcing loads, playing video games with listeners, Playboy giving up on nudity, naked celebs, reading Playboy, old media, Netflix & binge watching, Steven watched The Flash, The Walking Dead, CW makes good shows, Arrow is dark, Felicity is hot, Justice League, Jessica Jones on Netflix, Punisher on Daredevil, The Defenders, email from Criminal Justice Nick, Star Trek Bonus episode.

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This episode contains: California highways, Dorst can’t speak, we welcome back Bridie Mayfield, it’s late in Northern Ireland, Who is Bridie? Game of Thrones, new pieces, Mastodon, Bridie the stalker, nerding out about GoT, GoT tourists, Bridie acting, Frankenstein Chronicles, Sean Bean and a pigs head, Bridie name drops, getting used to hearing your own voice, slightly less hate, what Bridie is doing, hard core girls, the butchering of the English language, verbal and grammar Nazi’s, verbal crutches, evolution of language, Urban Dictionary, YouTube ads, capitalism, monthly fees, don’t hate the player hate the game, big bad ghosts of the internet, stroking checks, Ben the watch guy, HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!

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This episode contains: Celebrating, little kid soccer, Lionel Messi, Steven playing soccer, Edna playing soccer, Dorst’s break, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, recording RSP, 1989 Batman, so much Batman talk, The Shining, Steven thinks Dorst will hate it, remakes, Angry Birds, meat of the show, bullying, Edna at school, Julia at school, How do you stop bullying? Kids in sports, socialization, nature vs. Nurture, buying a house, starter homes, PBS house talk, Nick at Edna’s school, handicapped spaces in Russia, what do we know about Russia? Putin, disabled dating, KGB, The Americans, Nailin' Palin, Destiny, a “small” synopsis, Fantasy Football vs playing video games, more Destiny talk, still talking Destiny, Minecraft still comes to Occulus, still talking Destiny, Occulus Rift for your phone, Steve Jobs, iPhone vs Android, our favorite moments, going through our library, theories about the Joker.

This episode contains: Awkward conversation, weekend recap, Italian food, texting while driving, pissed off servers, no beers, Devon’s family, traditional wedding process, Grandma dates, expecting families, Devon’s mom loves Nicole, Devon's family thinks he’s only dated one person, child conception, couch loving, stacked up like chord wood, Devon and kids, old shitty parents, Devon is a good babysitter, Devon drinks all the liquor, white Russian no white, time machine to relive childhood, penetrated souls, hangovers, Jen’s family, who is important family, Satanic wedding invitations, Daniel Radcliffe, Stephen King’s son, comic books, Horns, Volkswagen-gate, Devon chokes, cars that can cheat on tests, Ludwig’s fault, BB-8, kids destroy Devon’s toys, Emily walking, Devon having kids, Devon is a critic, San Jose is expensive, Steven mumbles, Devon and trans hookers, Steven got scared in Devon’s old neighborhood, PBS politics talk, spoilers Steven doesn’t follow politics, Steven is not registered to vote, talky things, Devon’s view on Trump.

This episode contains: No Dorst, special guest Martine Domingues, no shit to pimp, The Drunken Sister, Steven and Martine make a baby, special treatment for the pregnant, Martine and Dorst, sexual harassment, casual racism, Dorst's sexism, defining feminism, high school friends, chemicals and artificial sweeteners, Martine is excited for Star Wars (sarcasm), Steven's Lego addiction, things get real, Steven's video game addiction, Martine was not happy Steven spent 6 hours playing Mad Max while she was working, Steven's hobbies, what does it mean to be a productive member of society?, Legos and video games are the only things keeping Steven from killing us all, putting effort into creative base careers, Steven's path of least resistance, big picture v small picture, Martine the Tetris Champ, hardcore grounding, boy crazy, what podcasts Martine doesn't listen to

This episode contains: What episode is it?, being old with a cold, GeekDig grinding, Clint being stabbed in the back, Henno email, Fuck Rope, reflection of Henno in anal bead, angry email/reaction to last week’s episode, school administrators and parenting, the why of higher education, what we wanted to be when we grew up, Labor Day Weekend, gigantic Jenga, beer and cider, playing games on Periscope, the art and joy of BBQing, wild meat chat, eating horse or dog, more listener email, small town arson, grammar improvement, “I’m not going to kill a bitch but I’mma gonna wing a mother fucker,” Second Amendment in action, a whole new level of fucked up, Sangria/Santeria, Criminal Justice Nick and his girlfriend, 1701 shares a sad story (fake), our first experiences with porn, Ben violates himself for 8 hours, porn for men and women, Periscope Q&A, two guys one horse, two girls one cup, Kim Davis (fuck that bitch), After the Gold Rush by Miles Greb

This episode contains: Elephant noises, Edna’s a dick, Wonder Woman, violent images, a nation of pussies, dangerous vaginas, bronies, horsetail buttplugs, show research, other violent characters, shit banned from planes, knitting needle shanks, the PC world, jungle gym violence, Bart Simpson, Beavis and Butthead, normal society, Dukes of Hazzard, Big Wheels, common sense, Dorst sings, the power of flags, Steven in angry, Notch love, Minecraft, giant corporations, empty side of success, if we hit it big, grinding, playing golf, first world problems, rich people, whining, the man with the worlds largest penis, the woes of a giant penis in Mexico, giant balls, Steven’s dick, grower, gym dicks, questions from Periscope!

This episode contains: Live on Periscope!, post live live show show, DLP 100th episode, thanks to Bang the Drum, Patreon, bonus show, Ben apologizes, Road Worrier video game, Stevens addiction, off-season movie dump, why games based on movies suck, video game production, Destiny gross, Episode 7 possible weekend numbers, Ben's shitty story, sexism, how to use a plunger, Steven's hairy story, sly comments, Sloane's pubic area, free lippin' it, sexual chemistry in RSP, listener email, squirting, The plight of Martine Domingues, email from Nick, public education issues, writing criticism, Steven puts the kibosh on IRL, we ask for pics of Nicks girlfriend, college dorm stories, Ben would have manned up and had a threesome, Ben's panties story, Steven's first drunk sexual experience (was amazing, apparently)

This episode contains: Live show from Bang the Drum Brewery, Star Wars Disney, Toon Town, new Star Wars poster, we aren’t funny, Dorst takes anti-anxiety meds, Apple Store, migraines, cell phone tickets, we are nervous, America’s Book of Secrets, Free Masons, Steven dies on the vine, potty training, stunning your kids, questions from the audience, poetry, Haiku, Dorst’s last ticket, CHP, Steven doesn’t have weird sex, Dorst has “relations”, Jeremy saves us , technical difficulties, Where did BTD come from?  Nano brewery, micro/macro brewery, BTD growing, making chocolate, Jeremy is sexy, gateway sours, Waimea hops, Jeremy and Noelle’s favorite beer, nucleation glasses, EDC, molly, Origin of the BTD name, Cards against Humanity.

This episode contains: We are joined by Dropping Loads, low key DLP, human hype machine, Milky and Pouch don’t do shows alone, 100th episode, live show prep, land lines, roosters in Miami, Santeros, Santeria, killing chickens, dead goat houses, Dorst is out, DLP Halloween specials, podcast in the name, Pouch hates Ming Chen, Ming Chen stories, threesomes, big penises, dick pics, shopping with mom, 100th episode premise, semi-permanents, Henno pics, Henno the mystery man, what makes you metal, Riff Raff, Ohio, Paco and SPJ, homeless men, Permanent John, Milky coming to America, forced english, 2nd episode of DLP, thick accents, sexual conquests, pimp hand, DLP in California, dirty cities, our fave cities in California, San Francisco, San Diego, Castro district, Haight Ashbury, rivers of shit, Ghostbusters 2, entering the country illegally, the process of becoming a citizen, Pouch is Thai, the Mayflower, Steven is Native American, buses from Argentina, Mexican as fuck, SPJ is fascinated with Steven’s last name, wife swaps, couch surfing, John is OCD, what John looks like, disappointed Dorst, Nicholas Caging, coke at concerts, Metal Ness, Pouch is in the friend zone, Dorst is a dick, the one, Skype pictures, Milky hates Florida man.