We get to the bottom of where in the hell Carman SanDiego really is! The new Smell App revisited, I think? Joe Biden gettin’ handsy with QMBY!!

Accents from around the world! The Beeb is no longer associated with the BBC because Justin Bieber caused too much confusion. We go deep into Adam Curtis. HyperNormalis_QMBY!

Spent the day at the beach! Epic! I’m not going to lie to you: I’m tired. A quick story about parents sharing their kids shit on social media. Makes ya think! QMBY!

Gen Z, Gen X, Millennials, let’s call the whole thing off! VCR shenanigans from a 15 year old in the late 80s! It was too much work! Damn you Hobie!!

Back in the day you had to scramble to get a seat in the movie theatre. Not anymore! The phrase of the day is “Why Not?” Let’s do this!! QMBY!!!

On this episode: I profess my love for Matt Berry. A debate about the difference between American and English Comedy Stylings. New sponsor: Leslie’s. QMBY!!

The Jussie Smollett thing does another 180! “Toot” to make it’s debut on the new Everything But by Apple with 6 side facing cameras! Finally, we drill this Excite.com update into the ground. Only on QMBY!!!

Movies in the afternoon! Spoiler alert around 8 minutes so skip ahead 30 seconds. There will be a countdown so you know when to skip. Get it? New Excite.com reveal! So Exciting!! Today on QMBY!!!

The English language has been reduced to 2 words: Ping, Pong. Exciting news from Excite.com! Prostate exams and more!! Only on QMBY!!!

Oh boy. If you like rants then this episode is for you! People filming with their phone concerts they spent money to go and see in person: check. Camera comparison videos which at this point are pointless: check. It’s Saturday! QMBY day!!!