Listen people: if you’re going to take a mirror selfie, for Gods sake, please look into the camera lens and not at the screen. Did Michelle Bachman not teach you anything! QMBY knows and QMBY stills loves you!

The weather is the weather and it will always be. The dark seedy alleys of perversion are now coming to a chat room near you so beware! Folgers commercials from the 50s and 60s are something to behold!

Attention celebrities: if you’re already an established celebrity and you get married, don’t change your name. It’s confusing as fuck and is only going to be more so when you eventually get divorced and change it back to the original. That is all. QMBY.

THX, is that still a thing? Snow day! Thinking about politics is making me froth at the mouth and not in a good way. Wide angle lens pans are the way to go!

Would you eat the moon if it were made out of cheese? How’s your internet bookmarking situation going? You might need to clean that shit up. It might snow tonight so put on your long johns. Keep warm while listening to QMBY!

Yup this under 4 minute episode of QMBY After Hours is where the panky meets the hankie and the rubber meets the road. I’m tired…seriously I’m just going to go to bed. Filling the daily podcast quota: QMBY!

San Francisco is the perfect summer location. But for fall, not so much. Everyone needs their own media empire! Start by subscribing to QMBY!

Herman Cain’s first name really is Herman. My son’s birthday is today! Send birthday checks or money orders to QMBY care of qmby.biz. Scary shit is scary for kids.

Hall & Oates people! Crank that shit. I received my first spicy comment and I’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t care. Schnitzel! QMBY!

Min Pins are high energy dogs! This is my cigarette story. Listen, Learn, and Fall in Love! Public Service brought to you by QMBY!