This is a grumpy episode for some reason. I’m not sure why. I think I might be frustrated and maybe need to change my outlook on things, or just avoid things that bother me. Sage advice from QMBY!

Light Roast coffee is fast becoming my favorite. Don’t call your work ‘content’ unless you’re making lame commercials or throwaway boring shit. Then you can call it ‘content.’ Yet again QMBY’s influence is being felt in the ASMR community, this time in a Super Bowl ad! Big Time!

This is NOT a German speaking podcast! Let’s start at zero: I don’t know what I’m doing. Xmas hat! The life lessons of video games!

Chuck E Cheese is like Las Vegas for kids. Winter might be my favorite season. Schnitzel!!

Just a little of the ol Sexual Edification in this episode. Plus, some exciting parenting tips involving toddler transitions from da Crib to da Big Kid Bed! Value asked for, Value provided. Only from QMBY!

Snow is to Portland as Rain is to Los Angeles. Stay home and be safe! A little bit of the ‘ol middle age longing in this episode. Plus can someone tell me how to properly season my cast iron! Please! Also, Smash Subscribe!

BitConnect! This show is dedicated to memes. Funny, hope inducing, life affirming, memes. Should I listen to the Grateful Dead? Please smash comment and leave a like!

First things first, Subscribe! The Personal Finance and Nutrition episode. Why are these things not standard curriculum in schools? NFL Films!

Oh Shit, it’s another QMBY After Dark! Let’s break out the sizzle juice and pull the lug nuts off the Batmobile. Tonight we go deep on our toilet situation and try to unplug the nuanced differences between thrones. Subscribe!

In preparation for a vasectomy they recommend just shaving the scrotum but I brought it down to the studs! Nate Silver, we have some numbers for you to crunch. Please report back! QMBY!