Quality Irrelevant sells out. While desperately trying to establish a marketing strategy for the podcast, Phil teaches Theo about space and Theo decides to go full mainstream. The duo also delve into what makes them scared (mostly paranoid gibberish).

It is the most saddest day. Phil plans to eat his only friend left in the world, Theo believes a time capsule is the final solution, and they both unveil a deciduous conspiracy.

Theo and Phil staunchly refuse to introduce themselves or welcome anyone to the new podcast. Theo attempts to maintain order and Phil experiences a haemorrhage.