Quantavius-DⒸ

Quantavius-DⒸ

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Quantavius-DⒸ episodes

  • Unleashed Livecasting
    The birthday + 1 day livecast which sees Kira investigating Quantavius and his passion for morning livecasting as we ask: Who is Mike Jones? Panda joins us for a look at where purple works and doesn't work. Purple fries do not work. Lady H knocks out a lizard man and Hard J plays the banjo! Livecast resided over by Kiwi while Sal accuses that bird of being a cannibal. Written by Drewbert McDrewbag.
    1 hr 2 min
  • Ashton & Cyrus: Music Makers
    The 21st century has delivered a strange world but history takes a turn for the better as Ashton and Cyrus deliver the greatest song ever. Enjoy Quantavius, Bill, Starfire and others warm up the audience in this exhilarating episode!
    41 min
  • Slurt Buys A Carnival
    Slurt makes us squirt so much it brings down the hurt. In this episode we improv story time using people's names as verbs. Please help Larry Larry in his quest for a face.
    26 min
  • Sal's Saudi Resurrection
    Sal fakes his death to escape the mob boss bird who took several of quantaviRus's fingers and offered to show him where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. Kiwi/Sal protocol initiated for the first time ever as we bring Sal back to life...an epic journey narrated in Kansas but set in Saudia Arabia!
    43 min
  • Papa Bear Saves Larry Larry
    Larry Larry was a camera man until Mr. Jensen hired Kiwi the Bird to zombify his face space. Tonight's feel good story features a Larry named Larry that just wants to get his camera back...and his face, thanks to Papa Bear and his philanthropic support for faces and camera men.
    17 min
  • Moderated by Hannah Jensen
    Sex change or not, professional Presidential Debate Moderator Hard J referees QuantaviusD from speaking too fast while causing confusion. QuantaviusD is good but with Hannah's help he could be the best. Produced by Earl from Neosho County.
    1 hr 42 min
  • Neosho County Shitstains
    The return of the voice modulator from hell begins the first day at Kindergarten. HJ returns, Shiba doesn't bitch slap me, and Sock on a Cock wins the best joke of the day.
    41 min

About Quantavius-DⒸ

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Kansas style... featuring Professor Quantavius-DⒸ delivering prank calls, improv skits, discussions on globalism, the Sumerian Tablets, the Nag Hammadi scrolls, a New World Order and everything not in between.